A/N: Did someone say Lil' Llama? *rolls around on floor*I have recently discovered the joys of A Very Potter Musical! Teehee and lolz! At first I was quite disappointed that it didn't follow the story line (I try to keep to it as much as possible and very much dislike it when something isn't right) but loved it not long after starting it. I had to find the chords for guitar to 'Get back to Hogwarts'. She plays it ALL the time… *brain melting* help! I have seen the Potter Puppet Pals (as you will soon discover) and loved them, but watching that was EPIC! =D =D If you have not seen either, I feel you have been highly neglected and need to go to watch them after reading this chapter, so… yeah. Ok I have decided to stretch out Australia a little longer. I was going to go straight back to England in this chapter, but after a talk with my collaborator I have chosen to do a few more things. I would also highly appreciate it if you guys would read my songfics and review them. And my new song fic too! Thank You! Ok enough talking. Read, Enjoy, Review! Yay!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I say this with a deep sadness from the bottom of my heart. I also say it from between my toes, the bottom of my shoe (Eww dog poo), my aglet (the tip of my shoelace), my lower intestine, my armpit, and my inner ear. =( You're disgusting…
When we last left our beloved characters: The day after Ron was released from the police station, the four teens went to the beach where Hermione talked with the Bulgarian Bon-bon, Viktor Crum (A/N: Not George Crum, the inventor of the potato chip. Nerd…).
After sunbathing on the beach the teens walked along talking, taking pictures, and altogether enjoying everyone's company. Around one they went and got some pizza for lunch. They investigated the boardwalk and the beach. They went into one shop which they all quite enjoyed.
"Look Mione a costume shop!" Ron said pointing to a sign up ahead.
"You guys want to check it out?" she asked. Harry shrugged, while Ginny vigorously nodded her head with a smile on her face. They entered the shop, the door dinging notifying the owner of their arrival.
"Can I help you?" the little old woman in spectacles asked.
"Just looking, but we may not walk out completely empty handed," Hermione said pointing out some postcards. The lady smiled, nodded, and walked back behind the counter.
As they explored the shop they discovered some interesting items and changed into them and showed the costumes off.
Harry came out in a tuxedo and, in Ginny's opinion, looked quite dashing.
"The name's Bond, James Bond," he stated. Hermione burst out laughing, though Ron and Ginny looked on completely puzzled.
"What? I don't get it," Ginny said.
"You guys haven't heard of James Bond?" Hermione asked. They shook their heads and shrugged their shoulders.
"Come on! Harry had a seriously neglected childhood and he knows what it is!" she said.
"Oh thanks Hermione," Harry said sarcastically, "I wasn't completely neglected. I had you guys."
"'Mione, we were raised in the wizarding world. We have no clue about anything that has to do with muggles," Ron defended.
"Oh, we are going to definitely start a movie night, and expose you to muggle movies," Hermione declared.
"Fine, but I get to try on the next outfit," Ron said. He entered the fitting room and came out moments later dressed in all black leather. He spun around to show off the entire outfit. He pulled down the dark sunglasses and winked at Hermione, who was laughing hysterically, before pushing them back up.
"Nice Ron," she said.
"It's Ronaldo now," he said raising his eyebrows.
They all laughed as Ron 'strutted' around attempting to look like a bad boy, before tripping on a clothing rack, and ruining it all. He changed out and went to find something new while Hermione changed into a red Betty Boop dress, complete with a black wig.
Upon leaving the stall Ron asked, "What are you supposed to be?"
Hermione rolled her eyes and changed back into her clothes. She left the changing room to find Ginny picking up a green tiara-like head piece. She put it on and walked up to Harry. He turned around and read the words on the tiara.
"Kiss me; I'm Irish," he read then smiled, "Okay."
"Oh, no I don't think so! Nope! Not happening!" Ron intervened.
Hermione glared at him and he sighed in defeat. He walked away from the area to go find another outfit. He soon returned and changed in the fitting room. When he exited in pirate garb and walked up behind a bushy brown haired girl, put his arms around her waist and whispered, "Arr matey, I be likin' ye booty," in her ear, and kissed her on the cheek.
"Hermione doesn't have a freckle on her cheek…"
"Ron!" Hermione's voice could be heard behind him. He spun around, stuttering and making no sense of any sounds that came from his mouth.
"I, I- I! Bu- Bu, but- … Ho- How?" he said before turning around to find a pretty, freckled brown haired girl with sharp cheek bones. She winked.
"Hey captain. I like your booty too," she said in her Australian accent also reaching for his rear-end, goosing him, to which he responded by screaming and running behind Hermione. Meanwhile Ginny and Harry looked on in amusement.
"Playing hard to get?" she said walking towards him.
"No! I thought you were her- her- Hermione!" he said cowering behind Hermione.
"Uh-huh," she said, coming between Ron and Hermione and raising her eyebrows suggestively.
He began to stutter again, "Bu-b-b-b-b-b-b, nnn…nn...No…I- I."
"Back off."
The brown haired, unnamed girl whipped around. "What did you say to me?"
"I told you to back off. So do it or you'll regret it."
"Are you threatening me?" she asked getting up in Hermione's face.
"Maybe I am. You decide." Hermione glared, "Just back off," Hermione said also sizing her up, Ginny noticed Hermione reaching around to grab her wand in her back pocket. Ginny came to the rescue and grabbed Hermione's arm and whispered in her ear, "Don't do something you'll regret."
Hermione stopped reaching for her wand and backed off. The girl smiled in her victory. "Gonna listen to your girlfriend, dog, or what is it in England? Minger, maybe?" she sneered.
"That's it," Hermione thought. She immediately balled up her fist and planted it in the middle of the girl's face. The girl screamed and ran out of the store, holding her nose.
The owner of the store came running to the area where Hermione stood panting in anger with the three other teens were wide eyed staring at Hermione.
"Is everything okay?" she asked concerned.
"Just fine," Hermione growled.
A/N: Oooo its getting good! Review! Review, review, review! Come on! Anyway I would like you guys to go and read my sister/collaborator's first EVER fic! WOOHOO! It is called 'How to Save a Life' and is a songfic on the song by The Fray. Yeppers! Enjoy! And Review!
Collaborator's A/N: Hey it's LlamaiiiiXlovesXSeddie, I'm writing the next chappie! Whoot whoot! Are you excited? Should "Random Squirrel" reappear? Hmm? ALSO: Go read my Songfic please!