Bladebreakers on Facebook – chapter 4
When Tyson woke up, the stalker-girl happily forgotten, he did what he usually does at morning. Well except that he found a letter addressed to him. A pink convolute. With hearts. From a certain Helena Harceleur. Curious as always he decided to at least read what she had sent to him. Unfortunately there was no card, but a picture. In the picture Helena was barely dressed in latex with a whip in her hand and a naked poster of him which looked like some of the colour had been licked away. Grossed-out Tyson threw the picture in a bin, even more freaked out. He knew he needed expert-help. Kai or Rei. Tyson had so many questions he was going to ask, he hoped that Kai or Rei would give him the answers he needed. And also how to remove a friend on Facebook.
To Rei Kon and Kai Hiwatari
From Tyson Granger
Guys I seriously need your help! Plz.. There is this crazy girl, Helena-something-, she is a hardcore stalker, she creeps me out.. How do I remove her as a friend.. and how the FUCK do I get rid of her? And WTF does '3' mean cause it seems to encourage her!
To Tyson Granger and Kai Hiwatari
From Rei Kon
… Too many questions in one message.. You must be desperate.. First of all 3 is a heart or a way to show 'love' through the screen.. I don't know how to remove a friend, because I make sure that the friends I add are NORMAL BEINGS…Dude just ignore her -.-''
To Kai Hiwatari and Rei Kon
From Tyson Granger
Now I know what I did wrong.. but it was only ONE thing I did 'wrong'.. I've really tried to ignore her.. She know my address dude.. she sent me this .. eh.. picture of herself ..barely covered.. Kai what do you say?
To Rei Kon and Tyson Granger
From Kai Hiwatari
To remove her as a friends just go to her profile, there's an option to remove her and also report her.. Which I think would be the wisest. She isn't the worst case I've experienced something far worst, which is why I only go to a boys' school. But if it doesn't help to ignore/report/remove her then find a girl who can play your girlfriend for some days (like Hilary).
To Kai Hiwatari and Rei Kon
From Tyson Granger
HILARY? If I'm going to let someone play my girlfriend, she has to be hot.. Hilary is just, Hilary.. Too plain for a world-champion! Thanks for the advice… Ohh Kai plz tell the story :)
To Tyson Granger and Kai Hiwatari
From Rei Kon
Plz tell us Kai ;) We have to know, now that you've revealed that much.. ;)
Tyson Granger is no longer friends with Helena Harceleur.
To Rei Kon and Tyson Granger
From Kai Hiwatari
Firstly, congrats on removing that Helena-girl from your friends-list. Secondly it's a long story, but to say some key-words: My dirty underwear, female-strangers in my bed, naked photo of me and specially my lower half and also screaming girls outside my door. There use your imagination.. Good Luck Tyson.
To Kai Hiwatari and Tyson Granger
From Rei Kon
To Kai: wow.. just wow.. sort of reminds me of my experience but ofc I have Mariah to scare them away.. Oh and Tyson be careful a woman's wrath is something you should avoid.. Hilary's wrath isn't that scary compared to other girl's. But anyway good luck from here too..
To Kai Hiwatari and Rei Kon
From Tyson Granger
Thx guys! I'll try to do my best! Cya.. Gonna stalk Hilary now and her new boyfriend!
Hilary Tachibana wanna have a taste of her soon-to-be boyfriend! 3 3
Comments
Tyson Granger Ew.. that sounds gross..
Hilary Tachibana SHUT IT TYSON!
Mariah Wong and 5 others like this.
Tyson Granger What? I just thought you revealed too much information about yourself.. Haven't you thought that your lover-boy could read it?
Zero Trodat Okay, Mr. World Champion you just went too far. I'm just flattered that Hilary likes me so much she wants to taste me.. Hilary-darling, I love you 3
Hilary Tachibana likes this.
Hilary Tachibana Zero 3
Zero Trodat Hilary 3
Hilary Tachibana Zero 3
(10 Zero-Hilary minutes later…)
Tyson Granger STOP! Damn it! You're spamming me :(
Hilary Tachibana Someone's a little jealous .. I love you my honey-pie!
Tyson Granger I'm not your honey-pie!
Hilary Tachibana I was talking to Zero, Tyson!
Tyson Granger Ew.. I'm going to leave you two now.. It's dinner-time anyway!
With that Tyson signed off Facebook to eat whatever he could let his hands on.