Okay, here's the next installment. I guess you really like it! That is a very pleasant surprise I'll have you know. Anyway, below is the original chapter I typed for the theme, as well as a little bonus for one reviewer ;)

Warnings: Okay, I guess a lot of the chapters would have spoilers of some kind or another, oops. So if you haven't seen the series and you don't want to know anything until you do, you best not read this. This chapter is T, as it is not explicit but does mentions little tid bits that could be considered by a parent or guardian as suggestive. K?

Disclaimer: Crud, I totally forgot to do this in the first chapter. So let's just cover 'em all at once shall we? I DO NOT own the Teen Titans, and they are property of DC Comics. Note: This disclaimer is for all chapters, so if I don't mention it in a future one don't sue me. All I have is chump change and my dog, and you can't have him! '-.- Oy.

Chapter Two: B is for Beauty

Starfire was beautiful. She had the talents of a warrior, yet the feminine charm of a lovely young princess. Her innocent questions made everyone's heart just melt and her emerald green eyes held all the blind kindness of a pure-hearted child.

He always thought that her red hair made her look like one of the royal ladies out of those fairytale books. Technically though, she was a princess on her planet, so the description fit. She fit the image of a fair maiden to the last detail. She was every man's want and need, love and desire. Why than didn't he want her?

Raven was pretty-not in an obvious way, but more the kind of deep beauty you only saw when you looked really hard. She had many talents, but few of them were known. She was a warrior, a prophecy, and sorceress, a daughter, an adopted sister. What she lacked in femininity she made up for a dark, mysterious appeal that every woman wanted but few had.

Her amethyst hair turned lovely lavender in the summer sun, but her cold purple eyes made her unapproachable by anyone who would have the nerve to. Raven was distant, and getting close to her could be potentially fatal because of her volatile powers fueled by emotion, whereas Star was so easy to get close to it was unreal. Both were wonderful friends, in their own way. This team couldn't function without either one of them. But when it came to beauty, everyone thought he belonged with Starfire-the perfect union. So why did he want Raven?

End of this theme.

A/N: Well I got a review about this theme and someone said they wanted it to be about boys, so here it is.

Alternative Chapter Two: B is for Boys

Three girls sat together in the living area of Titans Tower.

The blonde had her hair in curlers with a therapeutic mud-like substance on her face, blue eyes covered with a single slice of cucumber each. Carefully, and blindly might I add, she ran a thin nail file over her fingertips.

The redhead was perched upon the coffee table, holding another's dainty ankle in her hand while she painted in a dark blue color. Long locks were wrapped securely in a plastic cap while her feet sat in a tub of sweet smelling water.

The last girl, with amethyst hair, was more reclined on the couch with a book in hand while her friend gave her a pedicure. Her shoulder length hair had silver foil wrapped around the ends, which crinkled while she absently rubbed skin moisturizer on her neck with one hand.

It was a beautiful day and there was no crime in Jump City that the police couldn't handle, so the girls had the day off it seemed. What better way to spend it than bonding? Terra had come back just over a year ago, thanks to a spell by Raven. And since Raven didn't have to worry about her father, she'd begun to open up more a live a little. That combined with Starfire finally completing high school made for a very different set of girls that was first on the team. But I digress.

It all started when Terra had said something funny about Star, just as the Titan boys came into the room, and Raven had immediately begun to laugh while the alien started flicking nail maintenance tools at them both.

All three boys stopped and stared, not quite used to being exposed to all the nitty-gritty's of female beauty treatments. They were about to back slowly out of the room, remembering what happened last time they'd interrupted "girl time," when Beast Boy decided it would be smart to ask a question…

That was his first mistake.

His second mistake was the actual question. " Hello ladies. What happened here? You're normal, beautiful selves got in a fight with an evil makeup artist and lost?"

There was a stunned silence that filled the air than, where neither side knew what to say, whether for shock or anger. Finally, Robin, being the self-proclaimed alpha male, decided that if BB was suicidal he could at least save the other male member and himself. Letting out an undignified squeak, he grabbed Cyborg's arm and ran like the hounds of hell were nipping at his heels.

When the dust settled, the only guy in the room finally realized that he was the only guy in the room, and that three teen girls were giving him a look so ugly he wanted to curl up and cry in horror. He knew there was no escaping them, but he tried to do what he did best-charm the ladies. " Heh, was it something I said?"

More silence filled the room, the tension so thick you could cut it with a knife. The idea of such was even considered briefly by Robin and Cyborg, who were busy hiding in a panic room at the bottom of Titans Tower. They were beginning to think he'd actually live when-

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Apparently not.

Two weeks later, a creature wrapped in a complete body cast twitched as one of his attackers sat next to him.

" What's wrong BB? Oh, I guess a cast is a little itchy huh? Well, don't worry-you'll only have to wear if for eight more months. Have fun!" and with that, Terra walked away, giggling slightly at the muttered, "Girls…" she heard behind her.

" How's Beast Boy?" Raven asked her as the blonde entered the dark titan's room. She watched her friend shake a nail polish bottle in her pale hand as she sighed and thought Raven would look good with some braids to match her black-tipped hair.

" Oh you know, still mad. He just doesn't get why his little pick up line was so insulting."

All three girls paused and looked at each other with an understanding so deep it was uncanny.

" Boys…"

End.

Okay, I hope you guys like this, I just felt like making two stories. Um, I'm sorry it's rather late, my writer's block wouldn't go away. I'm dealing with a lot right now, most important of all is my friend's recent death. So please, be patient.

-We miss you already, and we won't ever stop. But we know you're with God and safe, so our tears are both sad and happy as we await the day that we see you again. Until then J.R., R.I.P.