Square Bites:

When I met Riku, I thought he was an ordinary guy. He's a man's man. Handy, useful, smart, gorgeous… And sometimes a little bit brooding and dark. He does tend to wear dark colors, but they aren't always black. Nothing about him would suggest that he was gay, or even bisexual. Needless to say, I was very, very surprised when the silver-haired man kissed me. Of course, I kissed back because I had liked him for months, but I was still shocked.

But nothing could prepare me for what happened after the kiss.

See, one of the cutest things about the sarcastic, sexy bugger was that he still had braces. He only has a couple more months with them, but he was definitely stuck with them when he kissed me. It was already strange to taste the metal and feel that extra force and thickness to his mouth. But I easily forgot about it and inwardly fan-girled about the whole Riku's-kissing-me-oh-my-glob thing. The Heavens shined down on us, and I could hear the angels singing halleluiah when his lips touched mine. They were soft, and passionate. He tasted like salt and sweet, like the sea salt ice cream bars that I would beg my mom for when I was young. I couldn't be happier.

Then he pulled away, and I immediately noticed there was something different. Well, for one, his usually turquoise eyes were magically golden. My first thought was to scream "Holy Xehanort!" but I was still a little dazed from the kiss; I thought maybe I was hallucinating. But then when I looked a little lower, at his mouth, I noticed there were some rather… sharp, long-looking saber-teeth poking out onto his lower lip. This made me want to scream several anime character names, but I knew I couldn't say those for fear of hurting my own dignity. But it didn't change the fact that Riku suddenly had vampire fangs.

"Err… ahem… uh, Riku?" I muttered nervously, looking at him worriedly.

"Yes?" The slight slur of the 's' tickled at my ears; I wasn't sure if I should laugh, or be turned on. It definitely made mini-Sora (regretfully tucked away in my drawers) jump, but maybe the teeth were making it more comical. But of course only I, Sora the blindly brave, would laugh in the face of getting all of the blood sucked out of my body.

"You-" cough "Your teeth and eyes have kind of… changed."

Riku wasn't impressed by the comment. He just glowered at me in a sultry way, arms on either side of my head as he trapped me against the wall that he was previously kissing me on. To match his indifferent expression, Riku changed the subject. "Want to see something cool?"

"Depends on what it is," I replied nervously. Who wouldn't? I mean, if it had anything to do with his fangs, count me out. Even if they were unbelievably sexy, I didn't want go around shoving thumb tacks into me and I doubted his mouth would be any better. My train of thought wandered to his eyes. Maybe they have mind-control powers, or lazers.. Okay, (I thought) if it has to do with his eyes, count me out on that too.

"Let me show you," Riku whispered in my ear. Wait, when did he get so close to me again? I only blinked, I swear!

"W-w-wait, woah!" But it was too late. He grabbed my hair and pulled, exposing my neck to the threatening world. The tug itself wasn't rough; it was more of the shock that caused a whimper to escape from my mouth. However this just seemed to encourage the silverette man. I shuddered as his breath floated over my neck, warm and slightly moist. My feelings flip-flopped from aroused to scared, though unfortunately for me they seemed to complement each other surprisingly well.

Riku's body pressed itself against mine again, and I remember wondering whether he could feel my growing problem down stairs. But my thoughts were cut off when I felt his randomly appeared fangs ghosting over the skin on my neck. Goosebumps popped up on my arms and I placed my hands on either side of his chest. Just in case I needed to push him away, but oh God, despite myself I didn't want to at all.

Then suddenly, without any warning, Riku bit into me. My instinct was to twitch, to scream in pain, or fight to the death over the red blood cells providing oxygen to my body… But I hesitated. You have to understand how curious I felt, how long I had liked Riku. Part of me felt like I was merely dreaming and having some strange nightmare that just happened to be pleasurable. But it felt too vivid to be a dream.

By some miracle, the hesitance was all I needed to register how… there is no other word to describe it… orgasmic the bite felt. From the bitten location, lava-hot warmth and firework pleasure emanated from the wound- if you even want to call in that at this point. It took every ounce of will not to moan like a prostitute as the waves of bliss rippled all the way down to my finger tips and toes. All my senses went into overdrive; I could feel his soft lips on my neck, his hands kneading my sides and ribs, his warm chest under my fingertips. I could hear his heavy, slow breathing; he must have felt what I did too. I could smell his cologne, a scent I couldn't describe even if I wanted to but it always made my knees weak. My eyes were closed, but I felt like I could see him as he really was. It was a strange feeling, and it was intoxicating. Addicting. Delicious.

Just when I thought I would find the meaning of life, the silverette pulled away. As if he already knew, he caught me when my knees buckled. I could hear him chuckling and I opened my eyes to glare at him. "You do that to me and just laugh about it?" I was also mad that he stopped and put space between us. My pants were already tight but at least the pressure of another body made it sexy; without it, it was just painful and annoying.

However I didn't mention any of this. Riku's smile was sickeningly alluring and his laugh, equally entrancing. But I determinedly held my own, forcing strength to return to my limbs as I stood and waited for his response. He replied, "You act like you didn't like it."

I sputtered, unable to lie and deny the fact that I had almost blacked out from ecstasy. Then suddenly a witty retort came to mind and I countered, "Well excuse me for being shocked that my best friend has fangs! Oh, my bad." I could have commented on being randomly kissed too, but I wouldn't ever dare complain about that. Those kinds of things are cherished.

For once, the silverette looked a little sheepish. Considering I was still trapped against the wall, the look was out of place for the situation, but I relished in the mini-victory. Riku finally replied, "Uh… I can make it up to you?"

Oh, I see (I thought), no excuse at all? "You better; with an explanation, Mr. Vampire."

The silverette pouted in his angry way, looking away from me to the side and tapping the ground with the tip of his shoe. When he looks back, my face is steeled in determination but that has never stopped him before and it sure as hell didn't stop him then. He seemed to have come to a decision.

"How about, first, I fully explain to you this," he said, once again crashing his hips into mine. I bit my lip from making any noise, inwardly telling mini-Sora to shush. But that's when I notice his; fully charged and awake. It clouds my mind full of lust, but part of me wondered if Riku really liked me or if I'm suddenly a booty call. The silverette had never been that type but he does seem to be pushing it kind of fast… And of course, this is what I was really worried about when a vampire had me pinned against a wall. Go figure.

"D-do you mean explain with words or actions?" I managed to ask, breathing in deeply to attempt at some gathering of self-control.

"I can do both," Riku replied simply. When I didn't reply or move, the silverette continued. "I'm not very… poetic, per say… But I like you, in a more-than-friendship kind of way." No shit, sherlock.

"So… is this your way of asking me out?"

"Kinda," Riku replied quickly, which is his version of 'fuck yes'. At that moment, I decided to say screw it all and just go with it. He's got braces and fangs, and eyes that change from turquoise to gold, and he has a very odd and sexual way of showing his feelings. That probably isn't the end of his abnormalities, but so what? He was and still is my best friend, and I wouldn't expect anything less from the man I had been chasing for a year and a half. So, taking initiative, I crashed my lips onto his and let our bodies do the talking.

Horrified, I looked into the mirror with wide eyes. I had hickeys, I had sex hair, and I have obviously ruffled clothes. That wasn't what I was worried about. What I was gaping at, confounded, was the square shaped holes in my neck.

"Riku!" I called out to him. Instantly he's by side, "What?"

"Is this from you?!" I pointed dramatically at my bite marks. Instantly, a very, very rare blush colored the silverette's cheeks.

He muttered, "…Damn braces…"

A/N: Hehe, I know, completely random but gosh the idea cracked me up too much to resist writing. I am not a very good fantasy writer, but I hope you don't mind my dabbling in the black arts. Anyway, I digress.

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