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"You should definitely get off the laptop and come help me play Army of Two," Riku said, trying to sound casual.
"Mmhm," Sora replied, eyes glued to the screen. It'd been like this for the last couple of hours. "In a minute."
"You said that at two. It's five," Riku complained, audibly pouting.
"But Riku, I'm in the middle of something!" Sora replied, sounding like a kid when mom calls for dinner.
Finally, the silverette paused the game and turned, analyzing the cherub brunet sitting with legs outstretched and his laptop in his lap on their shared bed. His face is slightly blue and extra-lighted up from the screen, eyes glinting and entranced by the virtual world on the screen. It reminded Riku of Mega-Mind.
"Are you playing Runescape or something?" Riku asked, doubtfully. Sora wasn't very good with PC games.
"Huh?" He glanced up quickly, "Oh, uh, no." More tapping, loud enough to be mistaken for a type writer.
Riku put the controller down and made his way over to Sora. "Well what are you doing then? Scoot over."
This time Sora looked up intently, looking a little panicked. "Oh, no! You can't see it yet!"
"Then what is it?" Riku asked with suspicion, narrowing his eyes in a threatening way. Sora gulped, knowing Riku will see it if he can, and tickle Sora to death just to spite him.
"Uhm, uh err….. Uhm. You just can't see it!" Sora replied defiantly. He knew he was asking for it, but he couldn't lie and he couldn't admit anything either.
So Riku attacked, flying onto the bed between the brunet and the wall. Sora squealed, clicking rapidly and trying to get the laptop to close. But Riku put one hand to stop it and another hand on the blue-eyed cherub's side, already poking him in his most vulnerable tickle spots.
"No-OO-o, Rik-u you c-can't see it! Ahaa!"
"Oh really?" the silverette said, much more amused by the chase than the actual reward. "What are you willing to do to make sure I don't read it?"
"You're totally blackmailing me!" Sora cried in between breaths.
"That's not an answer…" Riku managed to slide the laptop off the bed without damaging it (to his knowledge).
Within a minute the silverette has pinned Sora down onto the bed. Both their eyes were wild from adrenaline. They breathed at each other heavily.
"This is what you get for ignoring me for three hours."
Sora squirmed, seeing if there was any way to get out of his grip, but alas the older male was just too strong. Smirking, Riku took the opportunity and dipped low, capturing the brunet lips in a fiery kiss. Instantaneously Sora made a "mmph!" sound but gave in, opening his mouth and moving against the silverette.
But after a heated minute, the brunet began giggling. Finding this too odd to ignore, Riku released Sora's lips. "You okay?" the concerned silverette asked, looking at Sora with much confusion.
The brunet shook his head and continued to giggle. Riku thought to himself that perhaps the internet had finally broken the younger male's soul, but despite himself he couldn't bring himself to laugh along.
"Y-you just proved it…" Sora finally stammered, laughing harder. This truly bewildered Riku, and he replied, "Uh, proved what?"
"Facebook…" is all Sora responded with, but it's enough. Terrified, the silverette flied to the discarded technology, opening it up again and getting to the internet as fast as possible.
The damage to his profile was devastating. Sora had posted several statuses and changed his information. The first status said in all caps, "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND." The next said, "Hey girls… did you know that… your boobs?... They belong AWAY FROM ME CAUSE I AM GAY." And, even worse, the last one was a song post, the smashing hit single 'Gay Bar'. His job occupation had been changed to 'Sora's sex slave'. His school was 'Sora's sex lair'. His relationship status had already been confirmed to be in a relationship with the brunet, but it had been hidden because his parents could see his posts and profile. Key words being had been.
Riku groaned loudly. "What have you done?" His voice wasn't angry, outraged, or even surprised. Silently the silverette crawls over to the nearest corner and curls into a ball, facing the crevice.
"Awww…" Sora called out to him, still laughing and smiling. "Don't be like that, people will know you're joking…. Sort of…"
"You have killed my reputation. You even called me gay!" The ridiculous pouting caused Sora to giggle again. The brunet paced over to the self-cornered silverette. If this were an anime, there would be a purple, depressed aura all around him. Sora petted his boyfriend's mane of silver hair.
"But hunny, you are gay."
Riku looked up innocently, "I am not." If Sora didn't already know better, he'd be offended. But instead he laughed good-naturedly. "So you're telling me…" the brunet bended down, resting on his knees, "That this," Sora arched over Riku's face and kissed him upside-down, "doesn't make you happy?"
Riku glared at him, but conceded, "It does… but-"
"And this," Sora brushed his fingers over Riku's sides, "doesn't make you shiver?"
The silverette audibly shuddered. His hands twitched. "You're not playing fair," Riku muttered.
Still pushing it, Sora continued, "And this," he bit the silverette's neck and drove his hands into Riku's pajama pants. His whole body went rigid, partly from shock and partly from draining self-control. This proved to be too much for the silverette to handle. Within a matter of seconds, Riku has launched Sora into his lap and has kissed the lithe brunet's pink lips.
When they parted, Riku panted, "That makes me want to make love to you against this wall. I hope that was the reaction you were looking for." His voice was husky and lustful. Sora giggled. "See, you are gay."
This time, instead of getting upset, Riku rolled his eyes. "Only for you. I'm pretty much Sora-sexual."
The blue eyes that had watched him intently brighten. "Can I put that on Facebook?"
Riku groaned again, pushing the brunet off of him. "You are ridiculous…" Before Sora could grab ahold of the laptop again, Riku seized it with greedy hands. Catching Sora's devastated expression, the silverette said, "Nuh uh. This is what you get."
"You've told me that twice already, though…" The brunet pouted.
"Maybe you shouldn't get on Facebook so much then," Riku replied, scowling back at him. "Did it really take you three hours to destroy my profile?"
Sora glanced away, sheepish. "I also changed Roxas' profile." He uncharacteristically snickered at his own mischief. Riku rolled his eyes again. "Hacker…"
"Xbox freak."
Sora would pay for that later.
A/N: Hehe I've been finding these oneshots half-finished on my computer and finishing them for this 'story' :)
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