Disc: I don't own KH.
I skimmed down to the next reason. "She snores." How sweet of him. I do not snore, just to set the record straight. I breathe heavily. They are two completely different things.
"It's raining."
"Excellent deduction."
"It's like the apocalypse out there. Are you really going to make me drive home in this? What if I crash the car and drown in a puddle? You would feel pretty bad, wouldn't you?" Roxas was evidently exasperated by my noncompliance. Honestly? He should know me better by now.
"You always complain about the couch and I only have one bed. I'm trying to be nice here." I'm not lying either. I really don't want to hear about how it cramps his 'style,' or something stupid like that again.
"Stop being a prude. We're both adults here."
"No."
"Please Nami? I swear I'll keep my hands to myself." He gave me those damn puppy eyes. Frankly, I'm more of a cat person, but it still gets me every time.
"I hate you." He jumps up from his sitting position and glomps me. It's starting to become a trend, him attacking me. "Wait, what about Olette?"
"Olette broke up with me yesterday. Something about Hayner.." He says this offhandedly, so obviously something is the matter.
"Do you want to talk about-"
"No. Bathroom?" It's never a good thing when he resorts to one worded sentences, what with being an English major and all, so I jerk my thumb in the direction of the bathroom. He already knew where it was. Another bad sign.
I make some hot chocolate for both of us and find some of the goriest movies I own. Looks like it's going to be another girl's night with Roxy. I probably shouldn't tell him that. Then again, I have no filter.
He walks out with a smile on his face, probably in a much better mood now that he has on his favorite shirt. He has a strange obsession with Batman, but then again, so do most little boys like him.
"Nice jamies, Roxy. Ready for our girl's night?" I offer him the hot chocolate and he takes it. He picks one of the marshmallows out of the bag I offer him and he throws a handful at me. So this is how this night is going to go.
**Several Horror Movies Later**
"I'm out of popcorn."
"Me too. Goodnight?"
"Goodnight." Then its time for that awkward time. Partially because we bid each other farewell and then walk in the same direction, and partially because I remember that I'll having a sleeping partner tonight. Then I remember that I have a twin bed.
"Oh. It's pretty small. I'll sleep on the couch."
"No. We already agreed to do this so lets just do it." He starts to giggle. I punch him. "Get your head out of the gutter, you pervert."
He unfolds the covers and crawls under, lying on his side to make more room. I start out facing away from him, but then our butts keep touching and that's awkward so I turn to face his back. Now we're freaking spooning. And I'm the big spoon. Not okay. I try to lie on my back…and fall out of bed. He peeks his head over the side.
"You okay?"
"Fine, it's just my dignity." He laughs and offers a hand.
"I'll be here," he gestures to himself, "and you be here." He pulls me against his chest. It was actually kind of sweet. He rests his head on my chin and I feel myself start to drift off to sleep.
"Good Morning Sunshine!" He yells in my ear. Never again shall I share a bed with this cretin.
A/N Oh Nami, we know that's not trueee. Review!