Disc: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. I never will.
Warning: this is semi-crack. But doesn't that make it more fun?
I sipped my cocoa and hummed in approval. Nami isn't so bad of a nickname. I'll just have to be the optimist I've always been. Like when my cat died. I simply told myself that I never actually liked that cat and it was just a stupid present from stupid Roxas. I read the next item on the list.
"She doesn't mind my jealous bouts." Frankly, I had no idea he even knew the word 'bouts' was in the English dictionary. I'm quite impressed.
It had been a fairly good day. That was, until rain came, bringing Roxas with it. Not that I don't love Roxas, it's just...he hated rain, so he was in a pissy mood. I was not up for that today. Sometimes I hated my best friend.
He sat himself down on the couch and immediately started complaining, even bringing Xion, his current girlfriend, into the monologue. Roxy was kind of a man whore.
"She asked me why I love music, Nam. She doesn't get me at all!"
"You're acting like a girl."
"You're a girl."
"Glad you finally noticed." He stuck out his tongue, but before he could give a verbal response the door swung open, revealing a soaking wet Riku.
"Namine! May I seek refuge here?"
"Refuge?" Roxas mumbled. Yep, definitely acting like a girl. I turned to Riku.
"Of course you-" I was cut off by the sight before me. Riku had ripped off his shirt and was strutting into the house half naked.
"You are a life saver Nami." I'm pretty sure Roxas growled at the use of 'his' nickname. "I love you so much right now." At first, I think Riku was just being Riku, but once he saw the look on Roxas' face, his expression change and he winked at me. I could tell he wanted me to play along.
"Well Riku, I will never mind having you traipse around my house half-naked."
"Well it is quite hot in here. What is it, 68 degrees in here? Perhaps the pants should go too." He fingered the hem of his pants.
"I think it's pretty cold. You should probably keep them on. Do you need a blanket or anything?" Oh, overprotective Roxas, you are adorable.
"Even with your hair wet, it still looks this good. Can I touch it?" I moved to touch it but my hand was slapped away.
"Sorry. Bug." He then resumed pouting in a corner, growing his mushrooms.
"It's so long." I sat down next to Roxas, and Riku joined me sitting mighty close. He's way to into this role.
"Nam, let's be real. When is the last time he's had a haircut." Roxas murmured to me. Riku was being flamboyant, pretending not to hear anything.
"Roxas, when is the last time you brushed your hair?" I responded equally as quiet.
"That's irrelevant. When's the last time you washed your hands." He grabbed them pulling them to his nose. "They smell like paint and you haven't done any artistry today!" He was now standing. He stormed off to the kitchen area, undoubtedly to steal my hot chocolate. I turned to Riku.
"Well, I believe it's time to take my leave. Bye Nams." As he walked out the door, he called a farewell to Roxas who responded with a grunt. He came out of the kitchen and sat next to me, taking my hands in his.
"Namine, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but I'm pretty sure Riku was trying to seduce me today. Our friend is gay." I scoffed. "Really, though!" I patted his head and stole his, or should I say, my, hot chocolate in response.
Roxas stayed the whole night trying to convince me that poor Riku was playing for the other team.
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