(This is earlier than I usually update, but this one was a prompt given to me by a lovely individual, Jokermask18, and this chapter was supposed to be uploaded yesterday, but Fanfiction wouldn't let me upload it, so here it is now! It's short, but, hey, I can't write an epic novel about a burping contest. Though any of you are welcome to try it. I still owe prompts to: EmoMetalMusicLuvr16, Makorrian77, Jokermask18, and some Anon. I have about 15 chapters before I run out of ideas, so, yeah.)

"Hey Mom!"

"What, Leon?" Korra groaned. She loved her son and all, but she was very, very tired.

"You wanna have a burping contest?"

"Nah, champ. I'm really tired. Some other day."

Hmm. The teenage earthbender thought. How was he going to get his mom to agree to this? Of course! He'd question her badassery.

"Yeah, dad said that you'd make an excuse. He said that you're probably afraid of losing, so…"

Did Bolin really say that? No. But Korra didn't know that.

Korra shot up out of her chair "Aw hell naw! I'll have you know, your father and I had a burping contest on our first date, and I whooped his ass!"

"So you'll accept my challenge?" he asked, smirking. He knew that his tactic of calling his mom out on being a coward would work.

The Avatar narrowed her eyes at the thirteen year old boy. "Oh, it's on…"

…

Chief Bolin parked his Satomobile in the driveway of his house. He got out, humming 'Girls from Ba Sing Se,' holding stack of paperwork from the office. He hated going through all of the documents, but hey, work is work, and he was Chief of Police—his brother's boss!

Anyways, he was walking to the door, papers in hand, whistling now, when his entire six bedroom, four bathroom shook like there was an earthquake. He immediately dropped all the work he was holding. What was odd though, was that none of the other houses were shaking, but several neighbors came outside to complain.

"You! Chief! You live in this house? What's going on in there?"

"Stop that ruckus!"

Bolin gingerly opened the door, afraid of what he was going to find inside. Were his wife and son okay?

"Hey guys, did you hear that so—"

Of course they were okay. Korra and Leon were having a violent burping contest. Cans and cans of Flame Pop lay beside them, and they were both woozy from all those…bubbles.

Korra let out a huge belch. "Yeah, how you gonna beat that, ya little son-of-a-bitch?"

Oh the irony, Bolin thought, rolling his eyes at his wife. And she calls me immature!

Leon, not to be outdone, let out an even louder burp than his mother. "Top that!"

"I—I…can't take it Leon!" Korra exclaimed, feigning faintness . "You win!"

"VICTORY SCREECH! WAHOOOEEEE!"

"C—come closer, Leon…"

"Yeah? Whaddya want, loser?"

And with that, the Avatar burped the biggest burp ever in the history of burps. It was like a sonic wave released from her mouth, such a high frequency that Pabu had to hide under mountains of linens.

"I win. Loser."

Then she fainted.

It was just then that Leon noticed his wide-eyed father standing in the doorway. "We're…sorry?"

"Just…just forget it."