"Mako, we need to talk."

"You're gonna break up with me?"

"No."

"You've decided you're a lesbian?"

"No. We need to talk about your outfit."

"What's wrong with my outfit?" He clung possessively to his scarf and awkward belly jacket shirt thingy that he wore on top of the equally awkward long coat.

"People keep asking me if you're my gay friend. And that comment on Asami accessorizing her outfits? Not cool. I mean, it's totally cool if you're gay, but it's not cool to lie to me!"

Mako sighed. He was going to have to tell her sooner or later. "I have to tell you something. I'm not gay, but…"

"But what? Spit it out, Mako!"

"I'm cheating on you."

"WHAT? WITH WHO?"

"FASHION!"

Then he sashayed out of the room.