"Look, all I'm saying is that the airbenders need a cooler form of bending, I mean, us firebenders can create lightning, earthbenders have metalbending, and the waterbenders have bloodbending."
"I assure you, bloodbending is far from cool, Mako. You should know more than anyone. Plus, airbending is awesome all by itself!"
"That's not what you said when you didn't know how to airbend." Mako teased his girlfriend with a smirk.
"Shut up. Besides, didn't Meelo invent fart—OH FOR THE LOVE OF YANGCHEN!"
Yes, Mako and Korra knew that Bolin had Iroh over for some 'guy bonding time,' but they weren't aware that it entailed Bolin sitting naked on the couch, head thrown back, with an expression on his face that could only be described as pure bliss, while an equally unclothed Iroh's head bobbed up and down in Bo's lap, noisily sucking him off, hands fisted in Iroh's black hair.
The two didn't even realize that they had been walked in on, what with all the moaning and groaning on Bolin's part.
Mako immediately dashed out the door, shortly followed by Korra, but not before she grabbed some tissue that were conveniently placed nearby (wonder why?) for her raging nosebleed.
"You know, Mako, if you and Tahno ever wanna—"
"Don't. Even."