Disclaimer: I do not own New Moon or any of the characters
Twilight in a Nutshell
New Moon
Edward: I love Bella
Bella blushes
Bella: I love Edward
Bella trips on random object
Edward: Happy Birthday!
Bella pouts
Edward glares
Bella: No! I want to be completely selfish and ungrateful and make everyone upset because I'm older than Edward.
Alice: Presents!
Bella gets a paper cut
Jasper pounces
Edward saves Bella
Edward: I don't love you
Bella: Oh crap
Bella becomes a zombie
Bella: I want a motorcycle
Bella meets up with Jacob Black
Bella: I'm going to use my college money to secretly pay to fix these motorcycles; don't tell anyone.
Jacob: Ok
Bella tries motorcycle
Bella: Yay! Voices in my head!
Jacob: Bella's pretty.
Jacob becomes a werewolf
Bella: I have no friends, again
Jacob: Bella, I'm a werewolf
Bella: Cool, more mythical creatures to befriend
Bella: Let's go cliff diving
Bella jumps off a cliff
Jacob saves Bella
Alice: Bella's alive?! Oh crap
Edward: I want to die!
Alice and Bella fly to Italy
Alice steals a car
Bella saves Edward
Edward: Oh cool, I'm not dead
Bella: I love Edward, even if he only feel guilty / I'm dreaming / I'm dead.
Caius: Bella becomes a vampire or dies
Edward: Crap
Bella: Yay! I want to be a vampire!
Edward glares
Alice steals another car
They all fly home
Edward: I love Bella
Edward smiles
Bella blushes
Bella: I completely forgive you for abandoning me
Jacob glares
Jacob: What about me?