Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse
Twilight in a Nutshell
Eclipse
Edward: I love Bella
Bella: I love Edward
Jacob: I love Bella
Edward glares
Jacob glares
Bella glares
Bella: No. I love Edward
Victoria comes back
Bella: Crap. How many times are vampires going to come after me?
Edward goes hunting
Bella: time to go see Jacob
Edward gets pissed
Bella: sorry
Bella hugs Edward
Edward goes hunting
Bella: time to see Jacob
Edward: Damnit Bella! Listen to me
Alice kidnaps bella
Bella: stupid vampires
Edward: maybe I shouldn't be psychotic. Ok, bella you can see Jacob
Bella pouts
Bella: I don't want to anymore
Edward slaps his head
Bella / Edward go to Florida
Jacob yells at Edward
Jacob glares
Edward glares
Bella glares
Edward tells Bella the truth
Jacob Visits Bella
Bella: I'm gonna be a vampire!
Jacob accidently stabs himself
Edward: cool, but why'd you stab him?
Bella blushes
Bella visits Jacob
Jacob kisses Bella
Bella punches Jacob in the face
Bella: you broke my hand!
Edward: next time, I will break your jaw
More newborns attack
Bella: More vampires after me, what else is new?
Bella makes Edward stay out of the fight
Edward: fine because I love you.
Bella: I love you too, Jacob. Crap I mean Edward.
Jacob keeps Bella warm while Edward jealously watches
Bella: oh no! Victoria
Edward kills Victoria
Edward: Jacob's hurt.
Bella faints
All the newborns are killed
Edward: now the only thing to worry about is the wedding.
Edward smiles
Bella glares.
Jacob runs away instead of facing his problems.