: GRAND THEFT AUTO EROTICA :

(Sheamus O' Shaunessy)

(A/N: This is a sexy spin on Sheamus abducting Del Asshole's car. The oc within is my shameless self insert (and to make things more interesting, the baby sister of Alberto Del Rio), because Sheamus is sex. Plain and simple. Hope you girls enjoy!)

Sheamus ran past Britney, dangling keys, making her look up and smirk before looking at her friends Michelle and Kaitlynn. "Dare me to jump in?" she asked them, as a smile filled her face. She'd had a huge crush on the Irishman for months now, and she just couldn't fight it anymore. The man was irresistable. She stopped and slid her black lace panties down her leg and clenching them in her hand, turned back to her friends and said " Well, here I go.."

"Ooh, we definitely dare you, Britty." Kaitlynn said as AJ walked over and shoved her in the direction of the car. "If you do anything, make sure you name it after one of us!" the girls called out as Britney slunk over to the car, where it sat idling, as if he were debating on something.

Sheamus sat, the car in idle. He'd been watching Britney, for a few minutes now, in the rearview, and he was about to throw it in reverse, go over and ask her if she wanted to ride, when she slunk over to the car, and leaned in the driver side window, while pressing something black and lacy into his hand. He of course knew it was wrong, but for months now, he'd been falling for Del Asshole's baby sister..

Britney leaned in the driver side window and purred into Sheamus' ear, "Ya know.. I've always had a thing for a sexy man in a sexy black car. How about we go for a ride... Together?"

Nevermind that her big brother, Alberto would most likely lock her in a tower, swallow the key. All she knew was that for months now, she'd wanted Sheamus and Alberto was NOT stopping her from getting what she wanted, who she wanted any longer.

Sheamus raked his hand over his head, not sure what exactly to say to the petite curvy brunette that stood in front of him, but as his eyes roamed over her curves and stole a glance at what she'd pressed into his hand, which were the panties she had on moments before, his cock strained against his jeans, he looked up and said "I could get arrested, yeh know this... Right?"

"I've always had a thing for outlaw boys. We can be like Bonnie and Clyde." Britney purred as she flicked her soft wet tongue along the edge of his ear slowly. His cock twitched and strained even more against the jeans he had on and he leaned up boldly then said "Well, wot are yeh waiting fer? Jump in, lass."

Britney, to his shock did not go around to the passenger side and climb in the car. No, with the small crowd watching backstage as this went down, all of them whistling and cheering for her, because for weeks she'd been insanely in love with the Irishman, she crawled in through the driver's windown, and sat on his lap a moment, wiggling, grinding her hips against the man's massive erection.

Sheamus growled in her ear " Yeh wouldn't be a teasin' meh, now would yeh, lass?" he asked, his voice gravelly with lust as his tongue roamed down her neck relentlessly, and his hand shifted, going up the too short black mini dress she wore tonight, before continuing, "Yer brother isn't going te be the least bit happy with yeh, lass."

Britney turned to face him as she licked her full pouty lips and tweaking his nose playfully said "You.. Let me worry about my idiot brother and satisfying you. You.. Drive."

Sheamus snickered momentarily, as he winked at her, shifting the car into drive, noting that the standard shifter made him have to somewhat keep his hand between her legs.

"Are yeh goin ta sit here the whole ride, lass?" he wondered aloud, because his cock was strained beyond belief, and it was only getting harder with each passing second, in all honesty.

"Dunno. Maybe.. Or maybe I have something else in mind." Britney winked as she slid off his lap, making the Irishman pout momentarily.

"Awww, don't pout, baby." Britney purred as she leaned in and pulled him in for a passionate kiss, before muttering, "You have no idea how much nerve I had to work up to do this.."

"I was going to ask yeh, myself, actually." Sheamus muttered as he kept the kiss going, until she almost couldn't breathe.

Britney blinked, a blush filling her entire body. "Really?" she asked, her full lower lip being grazed by his teeth as she looked at him, holding his gaze while they kissed passionately.

"Really." Sheamus promised as he leaned in, started to kiss her again, his hand sliding off the shifter to slide between her thighs, and upward slowly.

"This car has no backseat. My idiot brother and his cars." Britney pouted as she looked at Sheamus who thought about it a moment, and smirked, leaning in, muttering, "Ahh. I've got it, lass. No worries." as they pulled out of the arena parking lot, and into traffic.

Britney smiled as she leaned over, grazed her finger suggestively over the impressive bulge in his jeans. Sheamus growled low in his throat as he turned on his phone, and smirking said "I have got to tout this. Smile for te camera, lass."

Britney realized that there was no turning back now, and she really didn't care to, either. So, she crawled back into Sheamus' lap and waved at the camera, to her idiot big brother and his idiot ring announcer, Ricardo.

"Hi Alberto. If you see this, then you know the answer to your little ultimatum. See, I love Sheamus, and there is NOTHING you will do to stop this. Understood?" she said as she turned in the Irishman's lap, passionately kissing him, sucking his neck all on camera.

Sheamus blinked, hearing her say what she had, and so boldly on camera. The Irishman was getting hotter for the fiery little Latina by the second, and he kissed up her neck, his hand going up the hem of her dress again, as he laughed and then said "Oh and Bertie? I ahm really enjoying the car... And yer baby sister's offer to show me around Texas."

Sheamus shut the camera off for the moment, and turned his attention to getting somewhere, anywhere he could stop and take her, officially declare the little Latina spitfire his own. His finger grazed against her clit slowly and carefully, before slipping inside of her, smirking when he found her already soaked, ready for him.

"Mmmm. Lass. Ahm going to find somewhere to pull over." he muttered as Britney groaned, his fingers from his free hand, when he wasn't shifting, thrusting in and out of her.

She moaned loudly, as she got the mischevious twinkle in her eyes, and they settled on the bulge in his jeans. She leaned down, slowly unzipping his jeans, slipping her hand inside of the jeans, then the green silk boxers he wore. Sheamus groaned and biting his lip muttered, "Ahh, lass." as her hand slowly slid up and down the length of his cock.

She slowly lowered her head, slipping him into her mouth, as she started to suck him. Sheamus groaned and shifted in his seat, finding a small and dark road, pulling the car in and shutting the headlights off, killing the car's engine.

"Mmm, lass." he groaned as she took him into her mouth even deeper still, and licked the tip of his cock teasingly. Sheamus bought her head up and then smirking said "It's mah turn." as his fingers slipped down, back inside of her, as deeply as they could go, thrusting as fast as he could move them.

"Oh.. Oh Sheamus." she groaned, biting her lower lip as she bucked her hips against his fingers, getting wetter and wetter by the second. "Now? Please?" she begged, almost whimpering, that accent of hers, sounding like music to the Irishman's ears.

"Shh. Patience, love." Sheamus muttered quietly as he stopped his fingers and pulled her into his lap, his teeth trailing across the front of her strapless black mini dress as he tugged it down, sucking her breasts hungrily, as his fingers again slipped inside of her, thrusting faster now.

Britney pouted but her head fell back as his fingers slipped back inside of her, and his lips roamed her neck and breasts leaving bite marks in their wake. "Oh.. Oh Sheamus." she cried out as she bucked her hips against his fingers and grinded against his rock hard cock.

Sheamus groaned, then growled sucking her nipples, his fingers moving faster as he muttered "Cum for meh, lass." knowing that the way her body was reacting, she was about to at any moment. Britney gasped as her first orgasm overcame her, causing the sticky warm wetness to flood her thighs.

"Ohhhh." she groaned as Sheamus kissed her, holding her against him, on his lap. "Did yeh mean it.. What yeh said for the camera?" he asked quietly, as Britney held his gaze and said quietly, "Mhmm. I've actually been in love with you for a while now."

"Mmmm. And I have been in love with yeh for a while now, too, lass." Sheamus muttered as he felt around for the doorknob, opening the driver's door, and standing, his hands gripping her ass as he carried her to the hood of the car, sitting her on it, leaning down, attacking her mouth in hungry kisses, before his lips made their way down her neck, and then her chest.

"Are yeh ready for me?" he asked as she begged and moaned, calling his name loudly. Sheamus smirked as he thrust into her slowly, holding still a moment. "Ahh. So tight lass, and so soaked. Somebody wanted meh."

"Oh god yes, Sheamus, baby.. You have no idea how badly." Britney gasped from his arms, her legs gripping his narrow hips tightly, driving him even deeper inside of her as she began to slowly move for him, biting her lower lip, wincing a little as he broke through her barrier. She'd been a virgin at 21, and tonight, and hopefully every one after, she'd belong to Sheamus. Tonight made it more than worth the agonizing wait.

Sheamus pushed her back a little on the hood, as he leaned over her, sucking her neck, leaving his mark, growling passionately, "Mine, lass." as he realized that until seconds ago, she'd been a virgin. The warm smile filled his face as he leaned in and sucked her neck, leaving a big bright red mark, mumbling, "Were yeh still innocent?"

Britney groaned, biting her lips, tightening her grip on his hips with her legs as she struggled for breath and panted, "Oh god.. Yours, sheamus. And yes. But I wanted it with you. God, so badly too."

"Mmmm." he mumbled as her walls gripped to his cock, making him want to be as deeply inside of her as he could possibly go. "Mmmm, lass... Mmmm baby." he muttered as he started to move faster, his hands roaming all over her body.

Sheamus slowed down, and panting, held her against him, kissing her as he sucked her lower lip. "Had to slow down lass." he muttered before speeding back up a bit.

"Sit." Britney ordered as she pointed to the passenger seat, smiling up at him, while he continued to move inside of her slowly.

Sheamus picked her up and moved them back to the car, sitting as asked. Britney began to move in his lap, riding him slowly, her head falling back as her hands gripped his shoulders tightly and she sucked his neck, leaving a mark.

He gritted his teeth, and muttered, "Yeh might want ta stop, lass. I'm so close."

Britney panted and shaking her head muttered, "C-can't.. Oh fuck.. Sheamus, baby. I'm cumming." as she slowed a moment, with Sheamus slamming into her from below, as his cock throbbed and jerked, filling her up and he groaned, kissing her, muttering, "Oh Brit.. Love."

He held her against him, letting them catch their breath, as he looked into her eyes and smirking said quietly, " I'm glad yeh stopped meh tonight, came along fer te ride."

Britney rested her head against his chest, her lips grazing it, as she sucked and left another mark before looking up and meeting his eyes to nod and say with a giggle, "Me too, Sheamus. I love you."

"And I love yeh." Sheamus smiled as he stroked her cheek before starting the car.