I do not own Pepe or Penelope

I do own Tanzia Garber (girl Pepe locked braces with at thirteen.) Read Le Pew Tails chapter A Kiss Amiss if you need a refreshed memory.

Set on their third day of marriage. (Boy I have way too many of these Pepe/Penelope stories.)

Chapter Five

"No Secrets Now."

The cool of the evening had settled in as they waked through Paris. Penelope couldn't imagine leaving Paris. It was so lovely at night, like a portrait that was made real or story that came off the pages. The dark sky glistened above with the stars beginning to light. The grass near the Eiffel Tower was growing.

"This is romantic Pepe," she said. Her hand was laced with his, now she leaned into his arm.

"Eet's always romateec weeth you, Pen." said Pepe and he meant it. "I'm glad you told me about what nearly happened to you yesterday."

"I figured you needed to know about one of my fears at the time," said Penelope. "With those two cons and all I didn't want to keep any secrets from you that were serious."

"Say," she said after a moment. "Are there any secrets you've kept from me?"

Pepe looked awkward when she said that.

"Um, nozhing serious, just from zhe past." He said.

"What secrets?" asked Penelope smiling eagerly? "What is it?"

Pepe did not say, but Penelope decided to try guessing.

"Is it about a girl?" she asked. "Something you did with her? I don't have any of those. Come on Pepe! You can tell me!"

She playfully shoved him to the trunk of a tree and locked him in her arms.

"You can tell me anything," she said soothingly. "I won't get mad."

"I don't want to talk about eet!" said Pepe. He was not even trying to escape from Penelope grasp.

Then Penelope put her arms at his neck like she usually did. Then she stood on her tip-toes since he was taller than her and kissed him gently.

"It's a free invite to pour out you secrets, desires and thoughts to your wife when she is begging you to do so," she said sweetly and nuzzled her nose against his. "Besides, I want let go until you tell me."

"You make zhat sound like a bad zhing," said Pepe with a sly grin, getting back at her.

"Pepe Le Pew you better tell me," said Penelope playfully. She then fluttered her eyelashes slowly and so seductively. She was really close to Pepe's face, still holding him.

"You're good," he whispered coyly to her. She had won him with her face.

"Zhe first time I keesed a girl was when I was thirteen. Eet wasn't very pleasant."

Penelope smiled, she had read about this in his journal, even though she never told him. She wanted to hear this.

"What happened?" she asked.

"We locked braces," Pepe finally managed to say. Penelope only giggled which Pepe didn't find funny.

"Eet's not funny Penelope! Eet's not very comfortable either!"

"Well that goes to show what kind of kiss you had," said Penelope. "Pretty passionate for a teenager."

Pepe remembered that kiss and it disgusted him. Tanzia Garber with her dark red dyed hair and black glossed lips tongue in his mouth was not a good memory. She wasn't meant for him and he wasted what he wanted to be perfect on her. He looked at Penelope who was talking again.

"I mean," she said. "I usually thought like a peck on the lips or a little smack was a first kiss, but you've convinced me. So did you kiss any other girls before m-" She was cut off.

Pepe grabbed her tightly in his arms and gave her a French kiss. His tongue ran over hers and flicked the roof of her mouth. Penelope's eyes were wide from his sudden surprise.

Pepe brought himself to his senses and released his tongue from her mouth, causing the kiss to stop.

"Eef I had eet my way," he said his face brushing against Penelope's. "Eet would have been you. You're so much better than Tanzia or any ozher girl I've crossed mouths weeth."

Penelope giggled softly as her forehead bumped his.

"If it makes you feel any better," she said in a loving whisper. "When we first kissed, right before we were engaged, you were my first kiss. I wouldn't have it any other way. You give the best kisses Pep and that's one of the many reasons I love you."

"I would've locked braces weeth you any day," said Pepe.

"I didn't have any braces," said Penelope. "If I did, I would've locked braces with you too. I always did wonder what braces would feel like. Well, the braces paid off right? You have the most handsome smile ever."

"Merci," said Pepe. "And peaking of keesing…" He kissed Penelope again under the night sky.

"No secrets now," murmered Penelope as they broke apart and gave a flirtatious gleam in her beautiful eyes to her husband.