OMG! I'm soooo sorry I haven't updated in so long, but I've been stressed as heck!

Thanks so much for all your reviews while I was busy! :D

So continuing then!

England wasn't amused when Israel once again reminded him of the exodus incident, he scoffed, "oil is oil, and it's hard to come by."

"Says who, I've got tons!" cried America.

"You're still friends with Saudi Arabia, though," England pointed out and America looked embarrassed. Israel also looked a bit uncomfy when England said that, he didn't like that America was good friends with Saudi Arabia either, he didn't like her and she hated him just as all the others in his neighborhood did. She wasn't the nicest country in the world, in fact she was almost as bad as Afghanistan as far as hating America went, but he bought her oil and she needed his money, so they were friends, sort of.

"Why are you friends with her if you have lots of oil of your own, America?" asked Israel curiously. America was about to say something when someone suddenly burst in the door.

"Because he has a crush on the Saudi girl," said France, laughing as he marched right in. England glared and cursed the Frenchman and America cried, "I don't have a crush on her! She's always wearing that burka thing anyway!"

France smiled and claimed, "she's mysterious, and that's why you like her." He then laughed and America glared at him for suggesting he would like Saudi Arabia, particularly after all the times she had claimed to hate him and the west in general.

Israel meekly said, "France, America doesn't like like Saudi Arabia and she certainly doesn't like like him."

"Israel!" cried France, now looking at the jew and smiling, "good to see you in better spirits, you looks so much less handsome when you're crying."

Israel looked down at the floor in embarrassment as France grinned at the jew suggestively.

"France," said the jew meekly, "can you please knock it off, you give me the creeps when you do that."

"He gives everyone the creeps," said America, "Israel's right, France, don't get near him."

France looked upset as he complained, "first I'm not allowed to hit on his mother while she's alive and now the son is off limits too? Come now, Israel, you do owe me for helping you when you were child don't you?"

Israel sighed, France had hit on his mother while she was alive, though naturally she didn't like that and maybe that was why she had always avoided France, instead choosing to live in Germany (which had been obviously a bad move)

France only ever 'hit on' Israel when Palestinia was not nearby or else he would likely be killed by the jew's jealous neighbor, and since Israel avoided Europe that meant he didn't have to put up with France too much, but when France was near and Palestinia wasn't, then Israel had to but up with France's flirting.

Israel being shy and claustrophobic hated it when France got too close, so the jew tried to step away from France but France walked right up to Israel and put his arm around his shoulder smiling as he said, "come on, Israel, you owe big brother France for helping you get those nuclear weapons."

"Nuclear what?" said England glaring at the jew suspiciously and Israel went red in embarrassment.

Flashback:

When Israel was about ten he was sitting in his house reading a book to himself when there was a knock at the door. Israel naturally thought it might be Palestinia and grabbed his nearby gun for safety, he was surprised when it turned out to be a country with long blonde hair.

"Israel," said the nation, who introduced himself as France, "you have grown up since I last saw you, I'm so sorry about your mother, don't you recognize me."

"Yes," answered the jew after looking closely at France and remembering him from when Ashkenazim had still been alive, "but Mama told me not to go near you."

"Well," said France with a smile, "that was a different time, I'm here to help, I heard the muslims have been ginning you trouble."

Israel nodded and France pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to the jew, saying, "well, this might be able to help keep them away."

Israel looked down at the paper and he smiled slightly when he realized it was a blue print for a nuclear weapon.

"Thank you," said the jew.

End of Flashback.

Israel was embarrassed as America and England stared at him at the news he had a nuclear bomb. The jew also felt nervous with France so close. Eventually he decided he needed some air so he managed to get away from France and walk out the door.

So yeah, France did help Israel get a nuclear weapons for self defense, France used to be one of Israel's best friends but now not so much.

America totally has a ton of oil but he still buys most of it from Saudi Arabia and the other gulf arabs, he doesn't use a lot of his own because…I don't know, think because politicians don't want him to.

America doesn't really like Saudi Arabia all that much but he likes that she has oil., that really the only reason he's friends with her. She still hates him though.

Saudi Arabia and just about all the arabs are girls, I have no idea why but I always saw them as girls.

I'LL UPDATE SOON I SWEAR!