A/N: There seems to have been a good reaction to these, so I'll update. Thank you to all my wonderful reviewers!
I've done gods so far... so let's hear from the inner most thoughts of one of the team, yes? Enjoy!
Jay
Day One
New Year's Eve planetary alignment – v. pretty. Have organised a big Greek celebration. Loads of fun.
Odd – last year felt longer, maybe by a second? Was I the only one that noticed?
Day Two
Sailing, yay!
Hey, who does this guy think he is, I'm trying to sail here! No giant gets between me and my boat!
Had to get rescued by some lunatic on a giant flying horse-chicken. V. embarrassing. Think I'll relocate so I don't have to answer awkward questions about my boat…
New Olympia sounds nice?
Later…
Rescued a fire hydrant along the way. Keeps talking – odd. Found giants also attacking another boy. Idiot was fighting back – and winning! Felt even more embarrassed about me encounter with the giants. Plucked the muscle-bag onto the giant flying horse-chicken – felt bad for giants.
Hope they don't follow us to New Olympia…
Day Three
Arrived in New Olympia. Nice place. Met some locals – turns out they're poncy Greek gods.
Want us to defeat some poncy evil Greek god they angered. Something about Gossip Girl – really bad TV show.
Turns out great-great-great-great-great grandfather was also some poncy Greek – a hero, though. Still, must work out who great-great-great-great-great grandmother was – he was a hit with poncy Greek ladies, apparently.
Day Four
Must have inherited great-great-great-great-great grandfather's charms, many more teenagers in New Olympia than yesterday.
None of them particularly interesting. Angry kid with purple hair, nerdy kid, and OH SWEET ZEUS WHO IS THAT?
Day Five
Theresa's quite nice.
Well, I say quite nice. I mean more than that. Obviously.
Should ask her out. Hope she can't read my mind…
Day Seven
Poncy evil Greek god showed up. Went on for a bit about how he used to be king… quite annoying, really. Kept talking about shoes…
Day Eight
Decided to show off for Theresa; defeated a monster, lit a boat on fire and destroyed half the dam.
Wonder if she likes me?
Day Nine
Theresa made me spent all day tracking down a boy. Tried not to be too miffed – only just met her. But she's got a whole string of suitors...
Boy turned out to be narcissistic prick. No idea what she sees in him. Have decided to hide his mirror.
Day Ten
Apparently destroying half New Olympia didn't impress Theresa. Sad.
Poncy evil god made the sky pretty. Theresa very much impressed. Had to shoot them down – causing earthquakes. Bad for narcissistic prick's complexion.
Git.
Day Twenty
I wonder if Theresa likes me yet?
Day Thirty
Damn poncy Greeks. Damn poncy Cronus.