A/N: Oh lordy, how could I do this to Herry?

Very easily, actually.

I know I promised Theresa, but I had this one already written and ready to go... so enjoy. Thank you to all the wonderful reviews, by the way! It's so great to hear that you're enjoying this, because that's why I write Fanfiction.

While I'm here, I should also let you guys know - I've been keeping an eye on other archives, and several seem to be in dire need of an installment of the VSD. Keep your eyes peeled, as these are fun to write and I may just branch out into other fandoms.

Herry

Day One

Hungry.

Day Two

Starving.

Giants suddenly looking v. tasty.

Good thing giant flying horse-chicken turned up. Will ask Hermes if he needs them again. If not, dinnertime!

Day Three

Not enough food in New Olympia. Have started watching Gossip Girl to take my mind off things. Don't know why Athena's so angry. I mean, it's not my fault if the horse-chickens didn't fill me up.

Day Four

More people today – even more food needed. Cleaned out fridge for breakfast. Athena still not happy.

Jay seems v. impressed with Theresa – obviously likes her.

Day Five

Jay does realise she can read his mind, right?

Day Six

Found a rather nice guy on the Gossip Girl forums – clearly a fan like myself. Have agreed to meet up for lunch. Should be quite interesting. Wonder if he likes Blair's shoes as much as me…

Later…

Turns out I've been chatting to is called Cronus. Rethinking a second date – clearly a weird one. Thinks he's king of the world…

Have told him I want to see other people - we're a little too different. Not to mention that age gap...

Day Seven

Cronus not taking things well, took out his anger on the town. Released the Typhoid – bit dramatic, really.

Day Eight

Jay so buff, saving the town and all. Wonder if Theresa likes him now? I certainly do. Still a bit miffed about Cronus. Maybe if we talked things through we could have a second go?

Day Nine

Cronus obviously trying to make me jealous with Neil. Stupid pretty boy. V. good looking though…

I think I'll just give him the silent treatment.

Day Ten

Earthquakes have made TV go funny – missed a Gossip Girl episode.

Cronus must be stopped!

Day Eleven

Neil not happy, someone took his mirror. Spent whole day sulking in the bathroom. Not so pretty after all.

Day Twelve

Odie fixed the telly AND downloaded all of season four of Gossip Girl! Glasses and wild hair suddenly v. attractive.

Who's the one with a new boy-toy now, Cronus?