A/N: Apologies for the (lengthy) delay between chapters.
Thank you for wonderful reviews and such. You're all more amazing and wonderful and I wish I could bake you each a cake made of rainbows and happiness... but all I have in my cupboard is plain flour and rice crackers. So, apologies, no cakes (but cakes in spirit!).
Theresa
Day One
Happy birthday to me!
Daddy got me a new car! Well… he hasn't yet… but I know he will… in approximately fifty-three seconds…
Later
Attacked by flying horse-chickens. Hey, that's my new car!
Wonder if I can sue for property damage? Can I take flying horse-chickens to court?
Day Three
New Olympia not so bad. People are friendly enough. Odie's going to make me a list of all the good law firms in town. Those flying horse-chickens better lawyer up!
Leader of new friends a bit weird. Obviously likes me.
He does know I can read his mind, right?
Day Four
Predicting an attack from Cronus tomorrow. Nobody believes me.
Day Five
Yep, see? Trust the psychic!
Day Six
Turns out Cronus owns flying-horse chickens. Wonder if I should sue him too…
Day Eight
Will not need to sue Cronus after all – entire world hating on him right now. General world destruction through hula-hoops of death will probably doesn't get on anybody's good side.
Jay's convinced this will be the end of the world. Kept going on that we should kiss seeing as though it was the end of the world. Bit dramatic, really. Won't happen anyway, think he's into Greek-wrestling, if you know what I mean.
Day Eleven
Dogs going wild. Jay blames Cronus.
Day Twenty
Atlanta's got a crush. Jay blames Cronus.
Day Twenty-eight
Odie's gone to the dark side. Jay blames Cronus.
Day Thirty-seven
Ancient artifact stolen. Jay blames Cronus.
Day Forty-three
I think Jay has a bit of a thing for Cronus.
Day Fifty-one
Yep, definitely gay.
Day Fifty-three
Have nothing better to do. Will spend the rest of the year watching Gossip Girl with Herry. I predict dark times ahead, very dark times indeed…