"MEAT!" Luffy screeched as he gobbled up everything on his plate in a matter of seconds.
"Luffy! Don't keep all the damn food for yourself!" Scolded Sanji,kicking him in the head lightly.
"Nyeeh,Sanji,wha' was that for?" Whined Luffy,rubbing the spot where Sanji kicked him,groaning.
"For almost eating everything on the table.." Replied an irritated Sanji,still trying to get over his captain's stupidity. Seriously,Luffy's personality was definitely not normal. His captain could be the scariest person ever in battle,but he was obviously an idiot. All he would do is eat,and he didn't seem to gain anything from it..
Suddenly,Zoro opened the door and sat down in a chair,leaned back,and snapped at Sanji. " 'Ey,ero-cook,get me somethin' to eat!" Luffy finally sat down after begging Sanji and took a seat next to Zoro,smiling at him cheerfully.
Nami,who had been reading some sort of popular magazine,eyed them anxiously,then glanced at Sanji. He looked at her,then back at them. 'No way,' he thought,'there can't possibly be anything going on between those two,could there?' He pushed the belief out of his head,and went back to thinking about his plan to find out about them.
In the meantime,Zoro and Luffy had been completely oblivious to the looks they got, and talked about their arrangements for later that day,when everyone was asleep. They made sure to talk quietly,though,because they were at the table in front of everyone else.
It was about an hour after they all ate supper that day,when Zoro and Luffy were sitting together out on deck,talking about where they would go that night to rip eachothers clothes off. Little did they know that while they were talking about that exact subject,Sanji had come out from the kitchen and heard the words,"the men's room,tonight,when everyone is asleep."
Sanji smiled evilly to himself,then went to find Usopp,who was tinkering with some programmed items.
"Hey long-nose,could I ask a favor of ya?" Sanji asked,opening the hatch to the men's room,where Usopp was building something.
He glanced up at the blonde cook,and a welcoming smile spread on his face. "Yeah,sure,what is it?"
The cook grinned slyly. "You wouldn't happen to have something to catch video with,would you?"
Usopp just stared at him curiously. "What are you planning to do with it,Sanji?"
Taking a cigarette from the pouch in his shirt,he got his lighter and lit it,put it in his mouth and inhaled deeply. Then he smirked at Usopp. "Just an experiment,Usopp-kun,just an experiment.."
Usopp handed him a video camera from the pocket of his trousers. "Here 'ya go,Sanji. Return it by tomorrow,'kay?" Sanji nodded,then left.
'I hope this doesn't mentally scar me for life..' he thought,then returned to the kitchen to clean up some dishes.