Well that first chapter was for the laughs,I mean this story cant be morbid all the time and really,what I wanted to get in one chapter was that Dima and Dash are changing.
Dash is a clothes whore,you know a normal girl while Dima is alot more tolerant.
Anyway I am trying to make this funny at least,the war and killing will come later!.
The first few chapters will be about how our unlikely couple live with each other...


Central District Rishon LeZion-The new house...:Dima.
After splashing over $3450 on clothes,food and other things on both himself and Dash...well most the had both headed to thier new house.
Basically,it was a slighty better place than Dimas home in Russia but he barley lived there anyway,this was a perement house.

When they arrived,it was already 8:00 and Dash was getting tired,after cooking a meal,having a showever and putting his lady friend to bed,Dima had a little search around the with a sign and a red pen...


Kitchen

The kitchen was typically western,as expected by someone in the Spetsnaz,Dima put the food in the top cupboards,crisps and sweets went in the large mulitdrawed cupboard and food that was supposed to go in the fridge,went in the fridge.

Moving around like a normal person for once the russian found out that the Israelis had equipped all thier kitchens with a alcohol stand!.Around 25bottles of Vodka went in that single stand.

The gleaming surfaces,all polished and wasnt even used...well apart from the meal he had just had,and the sink was also stuffed with the alcohol Dima had to drink in order to keep himself awake.

Last but not least was the cuttlery,there was litreally hundreads of knives,forks and spoons?. Using his fast hands,Dima put everything in its right place.
Now he was to head to the living room.

Living room.

The living room,an unknown place to a Spetsnaz who never went on leave.
It was his first time peering into a room like it,he switched on the double lights. Infrom of Dima was...a sofa,a plasma screen televison and incredabily...two chairs,one for him and Dash but Dima would be bagging that awesome sofa.
The walls were a bright yellow,giving off a friendly atmosphere,problem was that he hated the colour of yellow and Dima vowed to repaint.

His eyes glanced around the scenay,slighty bloodshot but still,it was a good place for relaxing."Relaxing huh?,is that what Im supposed to do?".Dima asked himself,was he really supposed to give up and relax?.

Putting a mental checklist in his mind and checking off the Kitchen and the Living room,Dima prepared to enter the domain of the bathroom.

The bathroom.
The bathroom,a place to piss in,shit in and get yourself clean."Also a good place to hide a dead body".Dima chuckled,looking at the bath like it would make a good coffin.

The toilet was...alright,he had already been in to have a shower and Dash would have on too tommorow.
"Whetever she likes it or not...I might join in".The thought of being naked with a girl showering was something a 13year old boy would dream about but to someone like Dima...well it wasnt much.

The bath was long enough to fit him in,end-end of course and with a shower on top,it was well equipped.
The toilet,or the holy shitter was also "bog" standard.

"Bath room check!".
The next obstacle...the garden was next,thats why he had his pen and a sign.

Garden

Since it was almost pitch black,Dima had to rely on his senses to plant his sign.
"Come on you barstard,PLANT!".Dima roared at the sign he was holding,pressing it down so it would dig into the ground.
After putting it into place,Dima wrote his little message in the dark.
"Will be shot".He finished the sign and then walked inside.

Private properaty those who trespass will be shot
Those who survive will be shot again.

The epic bedroom.

Taking off his shoes and walking barefoot,Dima opened the main bedroom door to find Dash sleeping on the massive double bed with the lights still looked like she had just taken her clothes off and went to sleep.
"At least you still have your bra and underwear on,or I would begin to think you were up to something".Dima whispered,looking at the girls epic body.
Glittering rainbow hair that shone in the light,a well built cheast and nice breasts with long and athletic legs.
That was how Dash was in this world,more of a supermodel body than anything else.

She was smoking HOT,like a angel in his eyes,but he couldnt...no he wouldnt do what Dima had in would wait.
His overiding concern for her wellbeing came before any...sexual considerations.
He wanted to get in bed with her,to ruffle her feel her body,to have sex.

Thats what he he wouldnt do that,that would maybe result in something else,maybe any baby or she would leave Dima for another man.
Though she wasnt his girlfriend or anything,Dima did have feelings for Dash but he kept them well hidden,he was willing to splash out hard earned money for let her get what she wanted,thats what Dima had changed into.

But he was fine with that as long as the rainbow haired girl was happy.

Turning off the lights and letting her sleep peacefully,Dima took a look in the mirror and looked at himself.
He may weigh 13stone in muscle and be as itimadating as possabile but there was a limit.
Dima had gone with no sleep with a week now,alcohol and drugs also adrenline kept him awake.
He saw a broken body with the blue veins sticking out,bloodshot eyes and worse.

Thats when he had lie-down on the sofa and slept for the rest of the night.


Central District Rishon LeZion-The new house:9:15AM Dash.

Dash woke up on the huge double bed.
She felt weird,like she was rested fully for in Equestria when she sat on a cloud and slept for half a day had she ever felt like it.
Maybe it was becuase of the way she slept,almost naked but still comftable.
"Huuuuhhhhh".Dash yawned,noticing that the lights were turned off and the covers were over her.

The weird thing was that she had collasped on the bed with the lights on and she had slept on the covers,did that mean that Dima had been in?.
She grew hot slighty,was he sleeping with her?.

A quick glance around the large bedroom confirmed that Dima wasnt in the room.

Dash got up,her slim legs padding around the floor and she began to hear heavy snoring...