Starting with a new song I just made up,more of a rock do a rap one if anyone wants.
Now we are on the march to war,Dash wants a abortion and Dima of course wants to go the beach,when all three collide...
Frommm...above...
Death is coming,war is starting.
From below...submarines lurk in the depths.
The Syrians march on the golans,they call it a pre emptive attack.
The Saudis mobilse in the clouds,they call hitting back.
Irans tank march into Jordon,they call it armoued force.
Isreals readys without a pause!
Its world war 3,battle for oil.
Whoever wins will get the spoils.
Overrrrrr the sea...
The Americans roll in,thier seventh fleet.
Nato has a hand in prepartions for missle bombardments coming down like sleet.
China and North Korea,both are annoyed.
Thier little toys will get destroyed.
The Israelis are getting paranoid.
Its world war 3,battle for oil.
Whoever wins will get the spoils...
Nothing will remain.
Cities ruined,turned to dust.
All will be lost.
Raise from the ashes and COUNTERSTRIKE!.
Highway to the beach:Dima+Dash.
"So...you just sent your fetus to Princess Celestia like that,isnt that something thats impossabile to do?".Dima talked while driving over 70mph down a highway while talking to Dash,he found it pretty difficult to believe that she had just given up her baby to Celestia...was it magic?
"Hey,its your fault that you decided...to have sex with me,and I bet OUR baby wouldnt like to have such bad parents!".Dash countered in the passengers seat,next to Dima of course.
"Fine,at least I dont have to pay for three of us,and when are you getting a job?".Dima snorted,he didnt care for a baby at all.
"Me?,think about yourself...SHIT WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR!".Dash replied before looking shocked and pointing at a car that had cut them off.
"Fucking prick,Im gonna pull him over".The ex Sargent growled,flooring the pedal and catching up with the offending they drove up to the car and Dima lowered down his window.
"Hey barstard,watch where your going!".He shouted.
The cars passengers opened thier windows and started to shout abuse back,of couse Dima wouldnt take it lying down so he threw a coke can into the open window. Calamity ensured as the drink bomb exploded inside.
"Thats why you dont cut me off!".He grinned.
"You are a scary man Dima...thats why Im sticking to you!".Dash grinned back,forgetting the arguement they just had.
"Spetsnaz are supposed to be scary my friend...and it looks like theres another war brewing up".Dima commented,having looked at the "beach is blocked signs",a company of IDF soliders were placed around in a checkpoint,adding to the not so strange suspiscion that a war was brewing in this highly votaile part of the world.
"Yeah,there was something on the news about it,is there anywhere else we can?,I really want to learn how to swim and this "bikini" I...well you bought suits me!".The rainbow haired girl grunted back,she really did want to swim and show off her skills to everyone...espically Dima.
Noting that they were now in the middle of a sea of military traffic,Dima hurridly reversed and turned round,only to come face to face with a tank.
The two unlikely friends found themselves surronded.A megaphone was set up.
"Attention to the passengers of the grey SUV,come out of the veichle and put your hands up!".
Dima looked annoyed...stratch that,he looked pissed."Stay here,Ill sort this out".He groweled like a predator before cracking his huge knuckles and stepped outside.
The scene outside the car unfolded while Dash stayed inside the SUV,not wishing to get caught up in the angry convosation that was happening outside.
"Sir you are being...please calm down".The officer in charge of the checkpoint pleaded.
"Calm down?,sit the fuck down and explain to me why I have been surroned and are being pointed with guns!".Dima shouted,pissed that he was being pulled over.
"Sir,this is just a rountine scan for any hostile targets".The officer started to sweat.
" "Sir this is just a a rountine scan",guess what...in my unit we just didnt bother". Dima replied,struggeling to keep his growing anger on a leash.
"But..."The officer ran out of things to say,he just shut up after that.
"But nothing,now let me and me...friend go before I start cracking heads".Dima couldnt say that Dash was his partner,girlfriend or anything becuase she wasnt,although he would have liked that.
"And she is a looker!".A squad of soliders pulled Dash of the SUV and began to grope her,feeling the long hair and grabbing her large breats.
"You get off her right now..."Dima pointed them with his finger of death.
"Or what?,you gonna take on five guys...get real man".The leader of the group chuckeled,making his little friends laugh too.
"Yes,get off my..friend before I slam you all on the floor!".Dima felt his anger begin to take control,he stepped towards the group and looked like a snake ready to kill its prey.
"Pfff,please...look you wont even do anything!".The leader of the group squeezed Dashes breast,making her squeal loudly.
"Dont say I didnt warn you".
Dima ran in,a heavy punch knocking one solider to the ground,one tried to but him with his assualt rifle but the ex Spetsnaz took off his balance with a massive kick that sent the man flipping over and landing head first.
"Hey,why dont you get him already!".The leader began to question his actions,acting quickly he held a pistol to Dashes head,making Dima face a dilemaa...but the Russian had only left the leader standing.
"Hey get off me!".Dash squealed again,not enjoying the moment.
"You have eight seconds to back away...or Ill pull the trigger I swear!".The leader pulled the gun closer to Dash and braced himself for the shot.
Dima just stood raced through his head.
Dammit,these fucking prats,I cant get him...Dash will be killed and I dont want her dead.
Why do you think she is important or something?.
Yes,she is important to me.
Do you have feelings for her?.
Yes.
Love her?.
Dont know...
Then hurry and save your princess!.
Dima stepped fowards,daring the soldier to pull the trigger.
"Come on,I will...I really will!".Dashes gunman whimpered,sweat beads dripping down as he looked into the angry red of Dimas eyes.
The ex sargent on the other hand already knew what was going to happen.
"Your safteys off!".He shouted,tricking the soldier into looking at his pistol for a split second.
That was all Dima needed to run fowards and kick his face...
Canterlot:Princess Celestia
"Now Luna,you have to be more friendly...ponies dont like it when you shout at them".She read out a letter she had just written to her sister.
Nighttime was falling,it was a perfect night for something weird to happen.
Celestia then began to head for bed,tired from her royal duties alll day.
"Princess!,we have reports of a slip space rupture in Canterlot!".A royal guard came running up to her and reported nervously.
The ruler of Equestria then began to feel the space around her darken heavily,the air felt heavy and...something was wrong.
"What is this,it isnt evil or bad...and yet,I see a...my god".Celestia spoke,she began to know what was happening as a giant portal opened and a form began to materialise.
The thing began to cry,like a foal until the princess realised that it WAS a foal,problem was that foals generally dont appear out of nowhere.
"Awww,where have you got to?".Celestia asked the little pony,he motherly side taking over as she cradeled it in her hoofs.
The foal had rainbow coloured hair on one side,the other side of the mane had brown hair.
It was a normal pony she could see that.
"Whos your...parents".Celestia wondered,maybe...god it wasnt was it?.
Fear set in,had Dima and Rainbow Dash had a baby already?,was it so bad in the other world that they had to send it TO HER?.
But she could see thier point,as Dima had described,his own world was on the brink of destruction...but yet.
To abadon your baby like that and leave it to someone elses care...wass...unfogiveable.
"Ill take care of you...I will raise you like the mother that you will never hear off,one of my most trusted friends will play father to you as the real one is most likely dead...I shall name you...
Rainbow spear...and you shall be my adopted son".