So its offical,Rainbow Dash in this is a sexy supermodel:D.
World war three will be soon for my little friends who like to see shit blown no doubt.

The swimming pool:Dima+Dash.

SPLASH!.
Dima had cannonballed into the pool,creating a giant mushroom of water which soaked everyone including Dash.
She was wet completly,the chloride seeping into her hair and the feeling of annoyance made he want to shout at him.
Dashes face went bright red when she saw Dima rise out of the water,he chuckled like a 15year old and she began to have a little laugh back.
Despite her annoyance and the stuipidty of cannonballing,it was kind of funny.

Dima who was in the deep end of the pool,barely noticed the depth and swam other to Dash who was clinging to the sides,her feet rested on the bottom.
"Hey,like the splash?".
"Course,it was stupid but funny".
"Aha,stupid...".
"Needs to be 20% cooler".Dashes voice for a moment sounded like the rainbowed maned mare in Equestria,but it died down after she realised something.

He isnt smiling,have I ever seen him smile?,Dimas laughed,chuckled but never has a smile been plastered on his something wrong?.She momentarily lost herself in a bit of it was ovbious that this man had never smiled in his life,the lines accross his face proved that he didnt laugh much weird infact,in Equestria everyone laughed...but this wasnt he was deppressed or sad or something like that.

Dima noticed Dash deep in thought so he decided to have a little bit of "fun",he dived undernearth Dash,the depth was shallow but still enough for him to get himself up with he back and Dima shot up like a torpedo.
Soon Dima was standing on the pool floor,his cheat way above the waterline and a suprised rainbow haired girl on his shoulders.

Dash suddenly found herself sitting on Dimas shoulders,she was about 7foot in the air and towered above everyone like a giant.
"This is a bit high?".She asked,concerned that he might just drop her.
"Is it?,I suppose it is if your complaining".
"Nah,its fine...really".
Dima shruggered,his shoulders pointing Dash another few inches in the sky and she was suddenly reminded of being a Pegasus,soaring above everyone and everything,Dash forgot where she was and opened her arms,pretending that she was flying again.
"Pretending to be a plane?".Dima asked,slighty confused...

Wait I can "pretend" to drop her.
Noticing that his girl-friend was in our world,the ex Spetsnaz suddendly dropped Dash,making her fall off his shoulders and plunge into the pool.
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUU?"Dash screamed after being rudely pulled out of her little dream.
She was falling,falling into water and she couldnt swim,where was Dima?.
"Gotcha!".
"...no comment".

That was Dimas idea of a joke,his outstretched arms now held Dashes amazing body,his senses became overwelmed with the wantingness to touch her and feel her he didnt,his grip of mental steel prevenated that.
"You said you wanted to swim right?".
"Yeah,teach me how to swim".

Canterlot:Celestia+Twilight Sparkle+Rainbow Spear.

Twilight walked up the massive stairs,that lead to Celestias private apartments.
She was concerned,the princess had not replied to any of her letters and Luna was having to do the royal duties,to all intents and purposes Celestia could be dead for all she knew.

Maybe she was dead?,after living for over a 1000years the age could have got out with Twilights mentor.
Thoughts of grief and annoyance flicked in Twilights head as she reached the top,the pair of guards at the top looked at Twilight and lowered thier spears,letting the purple pony through.

Twilight Sparkle got through the first set of doors,she looked around in was a different atmosphere in the air that reminded her of a home and not just a royal palace,something she would be reminded of her parents...
"Princess,what the hell has happened here?".She spoke to herself before reaching the second set of doors.

Using her horn to open them,Twilight found a new set of drawers,that looked like they would be bought at a mother care store or something...
"What does this mean?,all I can see is stuff for a colt...is Celestia pregnant?,is she a mother?...my god?".Confusion attacked the unicorn as she came to the final set of doors.

Celestia meanwhile was busy "babying" her adopted son,cradeling him in her hoofs and tickling Raibow Spear with her long flowing mane.
She loved it,Celestia was a mother for the first time in her life,though she regretted letting Rainbow Dash leave to join Dima in his wreck of a race. The princess had began to feel that it was the right decision all along.
"Princess?,Princess?".She heard her prized students voice echo outside the massive pair of reinforced doors that guarded her private chambers.
"Hello,Ill be with you in a second!".Celestia called back with a smile on her face,using her magic to open to doors and settle the little colt down into a soft bed.

"Princess?,thank the sun your alive...wait,you have a...colt?".Twilight entered the bedroom and stared at the little colt.
Shock,confusion and a massive frown entered Twilights features as she saw that Celestia had indeed become a mother.
"Who is he?".
"This particular colt is my adopted son".
"Adopted?".
"Its a long story Twilight Sparkle".
"I have time".
"Very well,you remember Dima right".
"Yes,where is he?,and Rainbow Dash hasnt been seen for a few weeks either".Twilight commented,noting the strangess of the situation.
"Ah,well she had Dima ended up...having sex and are now most likely coltfriend and marefriend in Dimas world now".Celestia explained,seeing the realisation happen upon Twilights face that she would never see the Pegasus again.
"So,this colt is thier son that they never saw right?".
"Pretty much,Ive always wanted to be a mother and hes called Rainbow spear".
"Right...excuse me one moment Princess,you might want to close his ears".Twilight warned.

Seeing that her mentor had her hoofs around Spears face,she pretty much blew up.
"THAT FUCKING BITCH?,SHE LEAVES US,HER FRIENDS...GETS PREGNANT LIKE A IRRESPONSILBE TEENAGER,THEN FUCKING LEAVES TO JOIN HER COLTFRIEND IN FUCK KNOWS WHERE?".She screamed,angry that Dash would leave her,pissed that she had gotten pregant and seriously annoyed that the two of them were bad parents...