Don't ask my why but I got quite excited about this story, don't get me wrong my main prority is still "Stuck in a tent with Matt oh my!" haha i wrote out the full name. Been a while since I had done that.

Anywho

On with the story

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Death Note does.

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Kitty looked from Mello, to Matt and then to Light. She was so confused, did Matt and Mello know this guy? More than likely due to the cocky grin that was now plastered on the blond's face and the way Mello had spoke to him. Matt grabbed onto Mello's hand causing the blond to jump and look at the red head, Matt smiled at him and Mello grinned back. Kitty sighed and looked down at her half eaten cereal, then to the black haired boy sitting opposite her; he was currently drinking the cereal milk, seeing as he emptied the cereal onto the table. Why couldn't she have that kind of relationship with Sirius? More than friends...

Her thoughts were interrupted suddenly by someone being thrown onto the table in front of her, they knocked over her bowl causing the contents to spill all over the table and the floor. Sirius looked up angrily, seeing as these people had made an even bigger mess than he had. Kitty looked up to see who this person was that knocked over her bowl. It was that Light guy; Kitty gulped and turned around to see Matt on his hands and knees on the floor and Mello was behind him laughing, In another situation this would of been very awkward but in this situation it was obvious what had happened. Matt has got on his hands and knees behind Light and Mello creeped up and pushed Light, over Matt and onto the table.

The canteen suddenly fell silent; as there was an explosion of laughter a few minutes before because of Light's embarrassment. L rose to this feet, obviously this was the cause of the silence. when an important person gets up and is about to speak, everyone falls silent to hear them speak, right? Obviously this was the case here as well; Matt got up from the ground and even Mello fell silent. Wow having power really does work. Even B looked interested and he even stopped eating his jam. L was simply amazing.

"As for you people who do did not listen to B and who had just entered the room, I am L." L began, looking around the canteen at the children,

"These two people, Misa and Light are the original Kira suspects, and have been for the past two years.." Mello burst into a fit of laughter, causing most children to turn around and stare at him; shocked at his sudden interruption and obvious rudeness most of them shot him a dirty look.

"Two years!" Mello shouted trying to suppress his laughter,

"You've been held as L's main suspect for these past two years Imagay! And I thought you and Misa started a life somewhere but obviously not! If your still being L's lapdogs." Light glared at him and gave him the finger; most of the children gasped at the rude hand gesture. How dare this man give the finger to the second in line!

"Oh Light getting angry now are we?" Mello teased smirking at the annoyed man. Matt swallowed slightly, he didn't want Mello to start a fight again and he moved towards Mello and grabbed his hand again whispering something into the blond's ear.

"Oh Mello you and Matt finally bumming then." Light said smirking at the blond, for Mello had a change to respond. L cleared his throat to get every ones attention, Matt and Mello turned around to look at their mentor; L looked severely pissed off at the interruption Mello had caused:

"As I was saying before I was interrupted, " L shot a glare at Mello, "Light and Misa stay with me as suspects and since I wish to take a quick break and solve some cases here at home, they naturally had to come with me"

Mello grinned and squeezed Matt's hand, this was great! L was staying for a while and it's been ages since him and Matt had bullied Light. Mello looked over at Kitty and Sirius; Sirius seemed to be more interested in the mess he had made on the table than in the fact that L was here. And Kitty was currently glaring at him?

A few minutes went by and the excitement had died down. Matt and Mello returned to their table, Kitty huffed and turned away from Matt and Mello. Matt sat back in his chair, shocked in her actions towards him, he turned around and signaled to Matt about Kitty, Matt looked at him and shrugged. Mello sighed, big help he was really! Mello got up and leaned over the table, over towards Kitty he leaned into her and said:

"What's the matter hmm? Why the glare?" Kitty sighed and turned away from him,

"You knocked over my bowl!" Mello laughed at her, what a stupid reason to hold a grudge! It wasn't even him it was Light and his fat ass! Kitty folded her arms and leaned back glaring at the blond boy who was smirking at her.

"Get over it!" he shot back, Matt looked from Kitty to Mello then to Sirius; He got it! That's why she was so annoyed.

"There's no need to be jealous of what we have," Matt said taking a drink of Mello's hot chocolate and turning to face her; Mello and Kitty stopped glaring at each other and turned around to look at the redhead, a questioning look on both of their faces. Matt giggled and continued:

"It's obvious your jealous of me and Mello's relationship..." Matt started to say, Kitty slammed her book down on the table causing the table to jump slightly. Sirius looked up from playing with his bowl and Near glanced up and looked over at Kitty, Matt jumped and split his hot chocolate down himself. Mello flinched and lowered the chocolate bar he was about to eat:

"Why should I care that use two are faggots! Really! Why in the world would I be jealous of that! Hmm Matt I don't give a shit that you are a pillow biter..." Kitty was cut off by Mello leaping across the table and grabbing her by the throat.

"Shut up!" He warned, Matt cowered slightly and Sirius got up and grabbed Mello by the shoulders trying to pull him off Kitty.

"Come on fighter lets get off the cute girl hmm?" Sirius asked, Mello instantly let go of Kitty and turned around to Sirius, so fast his head blurred. Sirius sweat-dropped as Matt and Mello pinned him against a wall so fast it seemed inhumanly possible.

"Um guys?" Sirius asked nervously, Matt was currently giggling while Mello was smirking at him.

"You like Kitty!" Matt practically yelled giving Sirius a quick hug.

"Uhhh"

"You do!"

"Okay okay!" Sirius stuttered. God! Matt and Mello were very persistent weren't they. Mello grinned and turned around to see Kitty walking up to them she walked up to Mello and pulled him into a hug.

"I'm sorry Mello..." She apologised, Mello nodded which was his way of accepting the girls apology. Sirius grinned at Kitty who turned a bright, bright red. The frou were interrupted by B skipping past them, he turned around and grinned at all of them.

"Well hello my favourite people! How are you today?" Mello raised his eye brow at the murderer, Mello often wondered why in the world Wammy let him back int he first place, but he was in no situation to question Wammy.

"I'm good!" Matt exclaimed grinning like the idiot he was, Sirius smirked at him and Kitty blushed. It seemed that many girl's at Wammy's liked B and L for some reason. Mello looked at his watch

"It's nearly time for English!" Matt looked at him, the color drained from his face.

"No! Not English!" B laughed

"Ah ha ha good luck!" He called before he skipped off. Mello sighed and turned to Matt, great!

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It's not that English was a bad subject. It was Mello's favourite he also liked MOST of the people in his class; you had Matt, Near, Sirius, Kitty and three other people. One was called Tyler, Mello thought he was alright although he did have a pretty cocky nature then there was Yuna, Mello knew that she was quite high up on being L's successor as well, maybe she was fifth or something. Then their was Pain, as her names suggests she is an emo bastard. Mello had to make sure that he kept Matt away from her because she would just crush his beautiful soul.

Of course this wasn't the main problem of English...It was the teacher, Mrs Hooker. She was the worst teacher in Wammy's ever. Or so Mello heard, this was the first time getting her as their old teacher Mr Dickson hung himself with his tie. Near blammed Mello for that but it was clearly for the same reason Mello would kill himself for. The canteen ran out of chocolate cake.

Mello was sitting on Matt's desk eating a chocolate bar while waiting for the teacher to come in. Kitty was sitting doodling on her page, probably little hearts for Sirius. Sirius was gnawing the back of his hair but Mello over looked that seeing as the child probably had OCD as well as tourettes, all he needed now was some STD and he was good to go. Tyler was flirting with Yuna from the looks of it, not that Mello really cared; he took another bite of his chocolate bar and looked down on the lovable red head who was currently playing the new video game that Mello had bought him. Near was building a tower of cards on his desk, and three others beside him.

The teacher came storming into the room and took one look at the class and tutted.

"Your all so ugly!" Mello was quite taken aback at this statement, he leaped on the desk and kicked the chair in front of him.

"Yeah well your not so hot yourself!" The teacher set her books on the table and pushed her glasses down so she could look at Mello. Mello raised his eyebrow at her, he didn't understand why people did that? If you lowered your glasses to look at someone doesn't that mean that you don't really need glasses in the first place? What a spaz! Mrs Hooker cleared her throat.

"I'm your new teacher Mrs Hooker.."

"Is your first name Ima?" Mello asked smirking, Tyler and Kitty laughed, Matt just blushed for some reason or another and the rest of them just didn't practically care, especially Near.

"No it isn't my real name is of no importance and neither is yours. I'm sure use don't know each others real name correct?" She asked everyone, everyone nodded except for Matt and Mello. Matt raised his hand in the air, Mrs Hooker nodded at him; signalling that he could say something.

"I know Mello's real name and his last name!" Matt boasted, the room fell silent...Was this true? They looked at Mello for confirmation Mello sighed and nodded his head.

"Yeah it's true and I know his too." Mrs Hooker looked at them for a while, a disgusted look on her face. She then turned to the board and started to write something on it.

"Okay today we are going to learn about Sex Education." She said turning around and smirking right at Mello, who in turn glared at her.

"Um this is English" Tyler said looking at the teacher as if she had three heads, Kitty giggled. The teacher sighed and started to walk towards the boy.

"I know it is, Tyler is it? But I have discovered information that I find is quite disturbing. It seems that you children have not been educated in this department yet..."

"Um we are sixteen Miss" Sirius interrupted smirking, he looked over at Kitty and winked she blushed deeply. Matt and Mello laughed silently. Gpd this teacher was such a spastic! I wonder how long it would take them to drive her out of Wammy's running with her tails between her legs. Mello wondered why L even hired her, B probably persuaded him just so he could make fun of her name.

"Know!" Mrs Hooker announced, "Do you all know what safe sex is and what some of the methods of safe sex are?" She looked around the classroom and was going to pick on someone to answer, she looked at Near.

"Near sweetie" Near looked up at her, his facial expression was severely annoyed, seeing as the woman walked towards him and her movement caused his card tower to fall over: "Do you know some method of safe sex?"

Near looked at her as if she had just asked him a very obvious question, you know the long its written on peoples faces as if they are saying: "Are you really that stupid?!" Near sighed and looked away from the woman he mumbled: "Condoms." Mello grinned, he could almost see Near's blush.

"Yes!" The insane woman exclaimed, "Condoms are used for safe sex!"

"Condoms aren't completely safe," Matt butted in, causing the teacher and everyone else in the class to turn around and look at the red headed gamer, He smirked and leaned back on his chair: "It's true a friend on mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus!" The teacher wore a very blank expression while everyone else in the class burst into a fit of laughter at Matt's statement. The teacher shrugged and fixed her glasses again.

The teacher was about to speak again but the door suddenly burst open and L and B came walking in.

"Hey!" L greeted the class, Mrs Hooker frowned at this interruption:

"Can I help you L?" She asked, L put his thumb to his mouth, in a mock way of thinking about the question, B was currently raiding the desk muttering something about jam. Mello got up and crawled over towards Matt. Sirius took this time to make a paper aeroplane and fly it around the room; meaning that he got up and ran around the classroom holding onto this paper aeroplane. Kitty was leaning on one of her arms watching Sirius do this.

"Actually I will no longer need your assistance as I am back I will be canceling most classes, these children need more free time on their hands and I will make them only have classes every so often and for that. Well I already have people for."

Mrs Hooker looked outraged at the fact that she had been fired, "Y-you can't fire me!"

"I just did." L stated smirking at her, B popped his head up from under the desk

"Hey! Is your first name Ima?" He asked her grinning

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It was total darkness. And Mello was still awake the events of the day playing over in his head. He heard shuffling on bed sheets and turned around to see the faint shadow of Matt getting up out of his bed. Matt sat up and pulled the blankets of off him and stood up; he walked over to Mello's bed and ducked down, crawling in beside him.

"W-what are you doing?!" Mello demanded, Matt giggled.

"Coming in beside you of course, I felt lonely all the way over there you know!" Mello sighed and put his arms around the red head and snuggled into him.

"Fine! I'm only letting you do this because I'm cold."

Matt smiled into the darkness as he felt the warmth of Mello around him. Suddenly Mello jumped up, Matt rolled over and groaned at the sudden loss of his heat.

"Mello" he moaned, "What is it?"

Mello turned around and jumped on top of Matt shaking him slightly, "Matt!"

"What!"

"Great news!"

"What is?" The red head replied quite annoyed and now slightly excited. News? What news! It must be exciting if it caused Mello to jump on top of Matt at anytime past midnight.

"Think about it, Light and Misa are here right?"

"Right, were are you going with this?" Matt asked tilting his head

"We could make them all go on a trip! Then we could have Wammy's practically to oursevles!"

Matt grinned and so did Mello, but little did Mello know Matt had an idea all of his own and unfortunately Mello probably wouldn't like it!

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This chapter I spent introducing everyone that will matter in the main plot of things you have of course Matt and Mello. B, L, Light, Misa and Near. The main Death Note people.

You have Kitty and Sirius two of Matt and Mello's friends and they are in it most of the time. Minor classmates are Tyler, Yuna and Pain. But we shall see more of them in the next chapter.

Roger and Watari will make appearances too as they do lol

Next Chapter: "Light has a what now?"