A Face From the Past. . . Or Not?
Disclaimer: They should create a machine that makes anime come to life. That be so kick ass. In other news, I still do not own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy. . .
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Well more fuckin' character introductions :'D FL OTL I have the weirdest obsession with having like 50 (not literally) characters in one story. . . and languages,. . . sorry guys :D;;;;;;;;;;
Chapter 6: Wait . . . You're not my cousin. . .
Roxas would love to say the next day was the same, but that would be a lie. It seems like our cute little blonde had a bit of a run-in with a Sora look-a-like. Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if this guy wasn't a flirtatious, conceited asshole. He was Xion's trouble-making brother. To understand, we must rewind. . . .
The blonde was walking down the hall with Hayner, Pence, and Olette. They were on their way to their next class. He was too busy chatting with his group of friends to notice; he ran right into somebody, literally having a run-in.
They both fell to the floor, bumping heads, Roxas being on top of the other. "Damn Ax, check it. I'm so sexy, men and women just keep throwing themselves at me~" A voice said from below him.
He lifted his head up off the other's chest and stared at the boy whose face was just centimeters away. He backed up, getting a better look at him. Normally, he would have retaliated, but seeing as though this was some guy who looked scarily like his cousin, made him stop in his tracks.
"Like what you see?" The other male smirked. "'Cause I know I do." Axel rolled his eyes.
Roxas blinked a couple of times before slowly lifting his hands and gripped the other's face. He pinched his cheeks and was moving his face around. The boy's attempts on him going completely overhead. "Oh my god. You look like my cousin! It's crazy."
That was it. The redhead bursted into laughter, hell, even the blonde's group of friends joined. It was so very true, but no one ever reacted like that. It was quite comical.
That just pissed the pissed the kid under Roxas off even more. If there's one thing Vanitas hated, it was people saying he looked like that fruit cake of overwhelming happiness. He was way older than him (by 2 years), and his hair was black, not brown, and eyes were gold, not blue. Personality wise, they were complete and total opposites. 'That's it, I'm getting a fucking haircut. . .' He thought irritably. Van grabbed the boy's wrists, prying his hands from his glorious face. "You can look but you can't touch, gattino~" He winked, forgetting about his younger clone he always got compared to.
Roxas blushed. This guy was definitely not his cousin. First off, he was way hotter. Sora was adorable but this guy was gorgeous. If Sora looked like him in a few years then, lordy, Riku is one lucky son-of-a-bitch. Not that he was into incest, ew. Second, he's totally hitting on him! Out in the open, where everyone can see too! Well someone's not shy about himself. And third, It's funny how he just assumes Roxas is finally, why does the arrogant jerk assumes that the blonde was single? Hmph. People these days. . . "Uh no, I'm not interested in the slightest."
"You lie."
"You wish."
"No, I know."
"You think."
"It's true."
"Keep dreaming."
"Don't have to 'cause it's reality."
"Prove it."
"Well the fact that you're on top of me in a suggestive position is enough proof."
The four witnesses observed the little exchange between the two, moving their heads and eyes from one person to another every time one spoke. The show was humorous indeed.
Roxas shot up, getting off the ground and the other. Did he really just realize that? Sigh."No way!"
"I win." Vanitas smirked. He got off the ground, dusting himself off. The conceited teen fixed his leather jacket and shoved his hands in his pocket. "Name's Vanitas, gattino."
"Roxas" The blonde answered boredly.
"Un nome attraente. See ya around." He said before continuing on his way.
Axel sighed. He gave Roxas a sympathetic look before following his peer.
The bell rang. 'ah fuck.'Roxas thought.
"Aaaaand now we're late." Hayner groaned.
"You didn't have to stay you know." The brunette girl pointed out.
"I know but it was worth it." He chuckled. Roxas shot him a glare and it died down. "Whatever. Let's get going guys." The crazy-haired blonde mumbled.
Xion's brother was a handful. That wasn't the only encounter he had with the troublesome ravenette, as much as he wished it was. Why was fate against him today. . .
"Ci incontriamo un'altra volta, gattino~" A voice cooed from behind. He blew on the blonde's neck, a shiver going down his spine. It was not one of the good shivers either, more like the 'omg i'm creeped out' kind.
Roxas grasped the back of his neck and snapped around to see him.His eye twitched. "Are you stalking me now? Desperate much?"
"Damn, someone's feisty. I love 'em like that." He put his arm around the blonde.
"You piss me off."
"Bouno."
"Huh."
"Good."
"Quit harassing him Van." They both turned their heads to see an extremely tall pale blonde, his arm around a super short ( Well, compared to him), petite girl with pink hair tied to the side. Snow Villiers, meaning the girl must be Serah.
"Harassment, eh? Pretty big accusation coming from a pedophile." Vanitas removed his arm from around Roxas' neck, a knowing smirk upon his features.
"Keep it up hot shot and I'll seriously hurt you." Snow threatened.
The girl looked at the both, concern clearly written across her face. This must have been a common thing between the two seniors. They were both glaring at each other intently. "s'il vous plaît, not here, not now. You both just got over a suspension for fighting last time. " She pleaded.
"Shut up. No one asked for your bitchin'." He insulted his girlfriend.
"Wow Serah, you sure can pick 'em." Vanitas said with sarcasm.
She shot daggers at the ravenette, except, because she was so sweet and innocent-looking, it didn't look threatening at all. He always did it, constantly picking fights with her boyfriend. Why, it wasn't any of his business what goes on between them. He shouldn't be caring anyway. No one would understand her.
Van lifted his hands up in surrender. "Chill, I'm gone man." He turned back around. " You could do so much better, uccellina." He sighed, the statement clearly directed at the pinkette.
"You don't understand, Van. . ." She whispered before taking the fumed giant away to the lunch table.
Roxas was totally confused, what the hell just happened. Vanitas caught on to this. "Serah's sister and brother ires a good friends of mine. I worry about her because of that. That guy, Snow, he's bad news. He treats her like shit while there's another guy out there who deeply cares for her. She thinks she has to be with the big bimbo to be happy; she's mistaken. It's sad really. No one thinks they're good for each other anyway." He informed the other. Roxas came to an understanding, at least a slight one. "Come on, gattino, the table awaits our arrival."
"Ci voi sono stronzo!"Xion shouted out in her native tongue, pointing at her older brother.
"Si, si, Mi sei mancata troppo, sorella." He replied with a laugh.
"English people, english. A wonderful language we all know here please." Axel complained. He was one to talk, throwing people off with his swedish shit. Damn hypocrite.
They both gave him the 'are you for real?' look. Yeah, they knew full well he was one to talk. The redhead did it all the time with Riku. It actually amazed them the silverette even knew such an odd foreign language. Even though they just wasted their time, he wasn't paying no heed to his friends facial expressions, just eating his food nonchalantly like he never said anything.
He looked up at his two companions. "What?" He said innocently. Pfft- Axel innocent. Haha.
"Nothing. So where's the tranny?" The black-haired male asked as he slumped into the seat, stealing food off his sister's tray.
"H-hey! Ottenere il proprio cibo."
Ignored.
"He's been out sick for two days now. . ." Riku said, breaking away from Sora for a second.
"Right, Sick." Vanitas rolled his eyes. Yeah, that was bullshit. "Yo, gattino, sit down already."
"Eh?" Roxas blinked out of his daze. "Oh yeah sorry. . ." He mumbled as he sat right next to the italian male.
"Did Space Cadet here meet 'em yet?" He questioned, motioning to the blonde.
"Meet who?"
"Marluxia Farron. Serah's flamboyant elder brother. And no he hasn't. The kid started school yesterday but you wouldn't know, you were too busy rockin' out to SwS." Axel stated. Xion nodded her head in agreement, obviously still upset over that.
"Fuck you guys, kay? I totally brought back gifts as peace offerings, what more do you want?" Vanitas scowled.
"A new brother. . ." The ravenette female whispered quietly, making the redhead and silverette laugh.
"You're so mean Xi!" Sora whined, finally saying something. Good thing too, his silence was making Roxas worry. It was abnormal.
"Ew, you still sit here?" Vanitas made a face at the other, which is funny since it's almost like him making a disgusted look at himself. Haha.
"You're actually in school?" The brunette shot back. "Hmph, thought you were finally behind bars. . " Oh damn. Sora can be mean? Where'd Roxas' kawaii little cousin who wouldn't hurt a fly go? He actually insulted someone.
" And you're still an idiot."
"Nice to see you haven't changed. You're still a douchebag."
"I love you."
"Yeah- WAIT WHAT?" Sora looked so shocked it wasn't funny. Riku gave Vanitas a look. Axel was on the brink of laughter and Xion and Roxas shared the same 'Holy shit' face.
Vanitas chuckled. "I'm just fuckin' with you. I hate your ass. ."
"It would have been funny if you said face." Roxas laughed.
"Then he'd hate himself. . Which is contradicting towards the normally arrogant Vanitas who's so full of himself it's not funny." Axel added.
"It'd be a stupid choice of words."
"Hey, hey, dudes, his face is totally the only thing i dolike about him. Just imagine his hair black and give him some gold eyes and the kid's a sex god man." Vanitas smirked.
Sora was clearly unamused. The only thing the two clones had in common was that hate of people saying how much they look alike. They aren't related at all. Although, when His parents and Vanitas' parents got together as they usually do (they were really close friends, unlike their kids), they were surprised to see the likeness their sons shared. Rinoa likes to say it's proof of their amazing friendship. No, it's actually just creepy.
"Imagine if there were two Vanitas'." The silverette threw out there.
Everyone thought about it for a moment. "I'd kill myself." Xion spoke out first.
Vanitas ignored her and look to Axel. "I think it'd be awesome. Think about it. Two assholes roaming around the school thinking they're cool when they're clearly the lamest people up in this bitch."
Van's turn to be unamused. He flipped the redhead off. Un-appreciating the insult. Leave it to Axel to say something so fucked up.
"It would certainly be interesting that's for sure." Roxas announced.
All eyes were on him. "How so? The school would be in ruins." Sora protested.
"Please do explain, gattino." Vanitas was genuinely curious. What did the newbie have to say about this. They only knew each other for about a few hours.
"Sure you're flirtatious and conceited but you're not really a bad guy. You screwed up your bad boy impression a few minutes ago. You were concerned about Serah; you cared for her well-being. I doubt that's the only good thing about you. Everyone has their positives and negatives. Unfortunately, you like to exploit your negatives. So think about it. All in all, you're a pretty cool guy and would probably make an awesome boyfriend." Roxas explained.
Everyone looked at him. What the fuck. Vanitas felt insulted and complemented at the same time. The kid was very observant. "So you're saying you want me to be your boyfriend?" He said, ruining the moment.
"Fuck no. I already have a girlfriend."
"Damn."
"What?"
"Nothing!"
And so lunch continued on with rants, insults and suggestive speaking. Come on, we all do it. Axel couldn't help it though. Vanitas plays around a lot, but when he's serious about a person, you just know.Hopefully he was just seeing things and just being paranoid.
There was no way his friend was into Roxas, right?
Translations:
Italian: gattino- kitty
Un nome attraente- A sexy/attractive name
Ci incontriamo un'altra volta- We meet again
Buono- good
Uccellina- Birdie
Ci voi sono stranzo- There you are, asshole.
Si, si, Mi sei mancata troppo, sorella- Yes, yes, i missed you too, sister.
Ottenere il proprio cibo- get your own food.
French: s'il vous plaît- please
Me: Holy shit this is long.
Vanitas: It's because my awesomeness deserved a long intro.
Me: True. That and three more people who mentioned.
Axel: You're adding way too many characters. . .
Me: Fuck you it's fun.
Xion: And now there's a love triangle going on
Van: Hell yeah!
Roxas: wait. . .what?
Me: Nothing! Shut up you guys! Damn. . .
Sora: Review and stuff you guys~ Totally say you love me more than Vanny~! Do it and chapter 7 will be up fast.
Van: Pfft- you wish, they totally love me more.
Me: Personally my favorite is Riku but okay.
Riku: lolwhut-
Anyways, Goodbye readers and see you all next chapter.