I Have came to a realization that I don't hate anyone in the Death Note world, except Rem. I have grown attached to Matt and Mello of course and B and L. I am also quite fond of Misa, Light and Near. Light is my comic character, who would we beat up if he isn't there hmm? The answer probably tease Near or something but since Near had no emotions it doesn't work...

Disclaimer: I own the OCs and Matt and Mello why?! Because I love them! I need to own them. Joke I don't own them don't shoot me Death Note makers!

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Matt got out of bed, well more like leaped out of bed and skipped towards the bathroom. Today was the day that they were going on the cruise. Of course you had him, Mello and Near; the three heirs, Mello kept insisting that him and Matt were joint second, why? Matt had no idea. Mello often said that he could only solve cases with Matt by his side...Kitty was also going; she ran into Matt and Mello's room right before they were going to go to bed declaring that Sirius, Tyler, Yuna and Pain were also going. The -ahem- adults going are L, B; naturally those two were going, Light and Misa were going as well. Matt was looking forwards to the cruise, he could finally chill out and relax with Mello and everyone else.

Matt turned on the taps to let the shower heat up before he got in it; walking over towards the sink, he gripped the edge of the wink basin as hard as he could and stared at his reflection in the mirror on the wall. He watched as he saw the image of himself become more dense and vague, as if he was disappearing. That's what Matt hated about getting a shower it was as if the steam was stealing his soul. Mello normally told him He was being "a fucking idiot." Matt looked up to see...nothing

Okay okay! It's time! Matt turned away from, the now fully steamed up mirror and turned turned the taps down slightly, unlike Mello he didn't want to get scolded! Before Matt took of the towel he was wearing the bathroom door opened and Mello shuffled sleepily in.

Matt made a mental note to tell Roger to get Wammy to get locks on the bathroom doors! The blond nodded a "hello", or a "I hate you," whatever and turned towards the sink. He wiped the mirror revealing his blond hair and his feminine face in the reflection. He sighed and grabbed his toothbrush and the toothpaste sitting on the edge of the sink and started to brush his teeth; Matt stood staring at Mello, who had just invade his personal space. Mello felt Matt staring at him, he sighed and spat out the toothpaste then turned his head in the direction of the red headed gamer.

"I know it's very attractive, you know brushing your teeth, but can you stop staring at me mate!" Mello snapped,

Matt flinched back; Mello said the word "mate" but Matt knew he really wanted to say "fucker" or some other insulting word. Oh yeah, Mello hadn't had his morning chocolate yet; Matt turned to avoid him around him at this time during the morning seeing as the boy was such a psycho. Matt tutted when Mello turned around again muttering obscenities to himself, what a homicidal person!

Matt threw his towel in Mello's direction, causing the blond to turn around and glare at the red head. Once Mello finished brushing his teeth he turned around and walked out of the room; leaving the bathroom door open and giving Matt the finger before leaving. Ignoring the threats being made to his life by the insane gamer, Mello walked over and pulled the blinds open, he was sick of sitting in the dark he could of swore that his skin was turning an unhealthy white. Once he opened the blinds he glared out the window in time to see the reflection of Kitty entering their room.

Mello turned around and waved at her with mock enthusiasm to see her, his mouth open in a gaping smile; Kitty rolled her eyes and reached for something in the bottom of her bag, a few seconds later she revealed a chocolate bar and threw it towards the blond.

"I could marry you," Mello said, catching the said chocolate bar with his right hand and instantly tearing into it like a wild animal. Kitty heard moans, complaints and some mild swear words coming from the bathroom; she turned around to see the bathroom door wide open and steam running out of the room, she turned to face Mello. His face was blank, expressionless as if the bathroom door open was a very normal occurrence. Mello grinned and took a bite out of chocolate when Matt came storming out of what looked like a sauna of a bathroom, thankfully he was wearing a towel. He stopped and glared at Mello.

"You left the door open!" Matt accused pointing at Mello and holding his towel with his other hand.

"No I didn't." He replied taking a bite of his chocolate bar. Matt twitched at the grin on Mello's face, no games! He wasn't playing Mello's mind games, he always lost!

"Did, you so did don't deny it!"

"Your assuming that I left the bathroom door open on purpose?"

"Yes!" Matt said clapping his hands together and applauding Mello: "Well done Blondie here's a gold-star!"

"You can shove your gold star!" Matt's mouth dropped. How dare he be rude! Kitty stifled a laugh, Matt was always hurt easily: emotionally or physically he was such a wimp, he was such a pillow biter in their relationship due to his low pain threshold. Mello laughed and walked towards the huffing red head and gave hi a friendly kiss on the forehead. Kitty sweat dropped, why was she always there. Matt turned around to face her, as if he had just realised that she was there.

"Kitty!" he exclaimed letting go of Mello and running to hug her, "Is Sirius talking to you yet?" He asked looking at her. Mello sighed, way to go Matt! He grabbed his towel and walked into the bathroom muttering that he was going for a shower. Kitty sighed and let go of Matt and looked down to the wooden floor.

"No he isn't" She said in a dead tone of voice. Matt looked up at her and gave her a reassuring smile; he then sat on his bed and started getting dressed into the clothes that Mello had set out for him.

"He just ignored me afterward! And he kissed me! It's not like I kissed him first, it's so unfair..." She trailed off looking out the window. Matt had finished getting ready and went to stood beside Kitty; she turned to face Matt and grabbed his hand.

"If I kissed you, would you ignore me?" Kitty asked trying to meet Matt's eye. The boy turned and grabbed Kitty bu the waist, so fast her eyes opened wide; he then quickly grabbed her by the shoulder and pulled her into him so their lips were almost touching...almost...

"You don't need to prove yourself to anyone specially not him," He whispered; he moved away from her: "Besides Mello would kill you if you kissed his bitch" He said laughing. Kitty snapped and slapped the red head in the face, causing him to stumble slightly in surprise.

"You!" She yelled, "The both of use! Use both act so mellow about your relationship, like it's so easy and it's not even a straight one! And I practically slave anyway for his attention and he does nothing.."

"..What's your point!" Matt interrupted fiercely, Kitty looked up at him; his face was stern, almost angry, he sighed and continued: "What I'm saying is me and Mello's relationship is no video game, far from it. I do love Mello but what's the price for that hmm? I have to.."

"..We both have issues then," Kitty interrupted folding her arms and looking at him. Matt rolled his eyes.

"What I eventually was going to say is ignore him and he will come running."

"Did you do that with Mello?" Kitty asked tilting her head, Matt laughed.

"Have you ever tried to ignore Mello?!" He replied chuckling, "It's impossible!" Suddenly Mello came storming into the bedroom taking both Kitty and Matt by surprise, Kitty jumped and tripped over Matt's foot and fell over, fortunately Matt was quick enough to grab her. Mello looked at the both of them and raised his eyebrow at the position Matt was holding Kitty.

"Do I want to know?" He said sternly drying his hair with the towel.

"No master"

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It was now twelve o'clock at Wammy's house, it would be lunchtime in half an hour. In the canteen the dinner ladies were bickering amongst each other about who was on serving duty today, the usual. Although twelve o'clock was the time everyone, who was invited, was to meet up to go on the cruise. And currently there was only L and B standing there. B frowned and looked up at the clock again. One minute past! Everyone is late! Everyone! Near is normally a kiss ass so why in the hell is he late as well. B glared at L, it was his fault! It was! L should of made it a normal time like five past twelve. L turned around to see the jam lover glaring at him.

"What is it?" L asked, B glared at him if looks could kill B would be a mass murderer, oh wait! He already was! B started to jump up and down, looking like a spoilt child who was denied sweets, or in his case strawberry jam.

"Everyone is fucking late! That's what!" B complained throwing his arms up in the air. L laughed at the impatient man beside him: "What's so funny!" B demanded frowning at the detective.

"No-ones late I changed the time to half twelve" L said putting his thumb to his mouth. B stopped and stared at him letting reality kick in

"Then why are we standing here?!" He demanded

"I have nothing better to do."

"..." L really was a hermit wasn't he, but what did that make B? A super hermit?

Half an hour later; at exactly twelve, thirty five everyone was here and accounted for. Near arrived at twenty past, like B said the boy was a kiss ass. Mello looked around to see everyone looking very...Depressed. Well not everyone only that Pain girl always looked depressed, she must be suicidal or something. Matt was going to tell her to stop cutting herself once when Mello said that she did but Mello stopped him, all he needed was Matt getting cursed by some insane, suicidal witch. Then again leather was a turn on.

Mello looked over to see Kitty and Yuna whispering and laughing; stupid girls, it always made Mello paranoid as Kitty was convinced that Mello had a soft spot for Yuna, Mello just leers at her and tells her to get her head out of her ass. Matt sighed and Matt turned around to look at his gamer.

"What's the matter with you?" Mello asked looking at the pissed off red head.

"Nothing I'm just bored.."

"..Alright!" B called interrupting Matt: "I'm glad everyone is here, have you got everything?" He asked, everyone paused for a second to let everyone think about it, without waiting for a reply from anyone he grabbed the nearest bag and marched outside where the coach was waiting.

"Hey!" Tyler exclaimed, "That's my bag B!" He declared running after the jam lover. Mello grabbed his one bag and pulled it outside, the orphanage had a ramp going up to the front door, for anyone who was disabled or broke a leg or something so it was easy enough to get your bags down the slope. Or so Mello thought. Sirius, being hyper pushed his suitcase down the slope so it knocked everyone out of its way, the suitcase went straight under Mello knocking him over. Mello looked up to see Sirius leap over him and run after his bag, which was going in the opposite direction of the coach. Matt fell to the ground laughing.

"Ah ha ha ha! That was the best thing ever! Do it again Mello!" Matt yelled clutching his stomach. Light grabbed Kitty's bag and shoved it into the compartment, he looked up to see Mello lying on the ground and Matt laughing at him; what where those two doing now?! Light sighed and walked away from Tyler and L, who were putting the bags in the coach.

"Get back here you ass!" L yelled after him. Light's only response was giving L the finger, Tyler chuckled

"Raging L!" He exclaimed grinning at his mentor, L glared down at him

"Likelihood of Kira up five percent!" He declared turning away from him, Tyler stared at him his mouth open wide.

"What! I'm not even a suspect!" Tyler defended

"Ten percent!"

"Your a nut job!" Tyler said walking away from the wacko of a detective; the girls, Misa, Yuna and Kitty were already in the coach, Kitty was staring out the window looking at everyone getting ready and Misa was talking to Yuna about how did her hair, Yuna looked nervous and uncomfortable but talked to Misa anyway. Pain was sitting beside Kitty listening to music, Kitty glanced at her out of the corner of her eye, she wondered why she was so quiet, according to Yuna everyone in Wammy's had a secret. Kitty wondered what hers was.

Light ran over towards Matt and Mello; who were currently walking towards him, Light stopped in his tracks and frowned at the blond

"Hurry up Mello! We haven't got all day you know!" Mello raised his eyebrow at the suspected Kira and then looked into the distance at Sirius who was kicking his bag further away from the coach.

"And what are we going to do about him?" Mello asked pointing at the dot which was Sirius, Light sweat dropped

"Why the hell is he doing that?" He asked amazed that someone actually lacked that much mental capacity. Matt laughed and Mello turned around and grinned at him, Light raised and eyebrow at the red head and so did Mello, after Matt just continued to laugh.

"You feeling okay babes?" Light asked him crouching down and coming face to face with Matt, Mello jumped back and pointed at Light. While Matt flushed.

"What are you saying! Your being nice! Wheres the real Imagay!" Light chuckled

"I thought you had to speak to him in gay language." Light teased. Matt went bright red, as red as his hair and Mello's eyes darted and glared at the brunette.

"Light you ass!" B called running over towards the three, "Come on let's go!"

"But what about Sirius?! He hasn't got his pills, he ran out!" Matt declared, B looked at the boy; who was now thankfully at the coach but he was trying to climb up the back of it and was screaming something about bunnies. B stood back and raised his eyebrow.

"He'll be interesting!" He declared grinning, he turned to them, "Come on get in!" B skipped away, Sirius seeing B skip also joined in; the two were currently skipping around the coach and not actually getting into it yet. Matt and Mello looked at each other and sighed, another adventure to look forwards to! with even stranger people

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The seating arrangements had L in the drivers seat and B was sitting behind him, seeing as it was a coach they couldn't sit beside each other; on the front two seats on the left you had Light and Misa, seeing as B took the two front seats on the right. At the back on the bus you had Tyler, Sirius and Near. Mello refused to leave Matt so they sat in front of them on the right hand side and Kitty and Yuna sat on the left hand side. Pain was in front of Kitty and Yuna.

Sirius was extremely hyper, he was currently jumping up and down very, very fast. Matt turned to Kitty

"Did he take his pills?" He asked her; Kitty turned around and shot a glare at him

"I don't know I'm not his keeper!"

"But you want to be!" Mello shot back grinning; Kitty shot him a "Don't push me Blondie" look and turned to talk to Yuna. Matt and Mello snickered a little at how annoyed Kitty got.

B was currently bored he got up of his seat and turned on the radio: Britney Spears "Do Somethin'" Started to play, B screamed and jumped up and started to dance swinging around the poles

"I see you lookin' at me
Like I'm some kind of freak
Get up of your seat
Why don't you do somethin'!" He screamed loudly, Matt and Mello looked up at him a blank expression on their face; B did the weirdest things sometimes. Suddenly Sirius screamed and got up to he started dancing, but it looked as if he was having a seizure even B raised an eyebrow at him, Suddenly he jumped up and screamed:

"I am a BANANA! MY SPOON IS TO BIG!" Mello gave him the weirdest look he has ever given someone, it was clear now why they gave Sirius those pills to take in the fucking first place. The boy was a complete manic, he shot a look over at Kitty, who looked surprisingly giddy, was she serious?! Matt hid into Mello it was obvious that he to, was terrified of this boy.

"That isn't even a part of the song dude" Tyler said

"Dude looks like a lady!" Sirius screamed.

"That's not it either!"

Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the heart" started to play next, Matt squealed

"I like this song!" He said his eyes lighting up, Mello sighed, Kitty giggled, Near didn't say anything he just played with his robot hoping that the noise of Sirius screaming would go away soon. Light and Misa decided to make out. Tyler put his hand to his forehead, Yuna was asleep and L was contemplating driving the bus of a cliff and killing everyone. Of course B and Sirius were now screaming the song lyrics:

"And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever" B declared he then did a spin and dramatically pointed at Sirius who grinned and started to scream:

"And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line"

"Oh my god!" Mello declared clapping his hands over his ears, his ears where now permanently damaged!

"Oh my god I can't believe it I've never been this far way from home!" Sirius screamed

"That does it I'm gonna kill him!" Mello declared launching himself at Sirius.

Matt grabbed onto Mello's legs so the blond went toppling over, Mello turned around and kicked Matt of his seat so Matt fell on top of Mello; both went very red. Sirius seeing this and seeing it as a reason to start screaming started to scream his head of, Kitty crouched down beside him and tried to calm him down. Tyler rolled his eyes and lay down trying to go to sleep, Near started to beat Pain with his robot, screaming that he can't take her quietness anymore. Light and Misa were currently heavily making out. B stood staring at everyone, then "When I grow up " By the Pussycat Dolls came blaring onto the radio. He started to scream and run around the coach screaming that it was a demon song and that he hated it.

L looked up and saw a sign: "Waffle House five miles" And smirked, yummy waffles!

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Next Chapter: "I mean nothing to you?"

This is the way I originally have Sirius as a schizophrenic in case ya wanted to know lol
Any who! Review please I would highly appreciate it, anyone who reviews gets some of B's jam he would so kindly give you, I would offer you Mello's chocolate but come on! That's like asking for Matt's hand in marriage