Like I said i have realised I hate no one except maybe for Pain, I put her there so Light wouldn't ALWAYS be the bottom of all jokes, well give him a little break shall we lol! I'm nearly done with work experience ;( I have bonded with some of the children there. Not in an illegal way I'm not on that side of the fence thankyou very much!

Disclaimer: Bla bla bla we get the drill I don't won Death Note that other person does. He killed off Matt and Mello so therefore is not going to be mentioned by name! Ha take that!

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L stopped the coach outside the beloved Waffle House; stopped was a very weak word more like, skidded with great force and speed outside the beloved Waffle House. He needed waffles, screw what everyone else wants! L got out of the driving seat and signaled that they were all getting of the bus; well that not exactly true, L meant that HE was getting off the coach and screw what everyone else was doing! L opened the coach doors and leaped out of the coach, sprinting in his own way towards the Waffle House. B chuckled slightly, why L always needed his sugar and in the waffle house you can get lots of topping like..Wait! Then B realized you could get strawberry jam on Waffles and he also jumped of the coach, running towards the Waffle House, in which he was now calling: "His strawberry jam haven."

Mello looked at Matt with a longing look in his eyes, he wanted chocolate damn it! Matt sighed, folded his arms and rolled his eyes at the chocoholic, seriously if it was chocolate or Matt, he was sure that it would be the former.

"Fine Blondie, go ahead," Mello grinned and gave Matt a quick kiss on the cheek before running out of the coach, so fast it was as if there was soon going to be no chocolate left, ever! Matt got up and looked to the back of the coach to see Sirius lying on the ground. Flat on his face. Near, Tyler and Yuna shuffled past Matt; Tyler was mumbling something about "Sugar craving assholes" but Matt decided to ignore it. The three left leaving Matt with Pain, Kitty and Sirius...Great!

Stuck on a coach with a vampire, a cat and a mental patient! What a day this had turned out to be, Matt sweat dropped, Pain scared him for mainly two reasons: one, she looked like part of the cast for "Dawn of the Dead" and two, she had in insane crush on Mello and therefore hated Matt with her homicidal tendencies; Matt knew that she had a shrine to the blond in her room and a dartboard of him.

Sirius jumped up suddenly making Kitty and Matt jump back, he looked over at Pain and glared at her then opened his mouth wide, a shocked expression on his face.

"You pushed me over!" He screamed pointing the dreaded accusing finger at her, both Kitty and Matt sighed simultaneously and Pain raised an eyebrow at the deranged black haired boy. Why was he blaming her for pushing him of the back seat? It was clearly his fault seeing as he wasn't wearing his seat belt when L skidded to a halt in front of the stupid Waffle House. Kitty got up and put her hands on Sirius's shoulders, he instantly turned around and clung onto Kitty's waist.

"My Kitty!" He screamed deafening everyone and almost shattering the glass. Kitty blushed;now Sirius was giving her attention, affectionate attention? But then he always is affectionate; to everyone he meets! He would hug a murderer if they gave him sweets, Matt sighed and Sirius turned to glare at him. Matt looked at him with a bored expression on his face, why all of a sudden was he acting so Mello-like?

"You want Kitty don't you rapist?!" Sirius screamed at Matt, again pointing the dreaded accusing finger, Matt twitched; was this guy serious?! Well yes he was Sirius haha! That pun will grow old very, very quickly, especially if B got his hands on it.

"You can't be seri..You can't be sincere can you!" Matt declared, "Use your eyes Sirius! It's obvious that I love.."

"Waffles!" Sirius bellowed letting go of Kitty and skipping up and down the coach. Pain tutted and stood up, she started tio walk out of the coach and towards the Waffle House, Sirius skipped happily behind her, yelling "Waffles" in her ear; leaving Kitty and Matt alone on the coach. Kitty groaned and flung herself onto the backseat of the coach, Matt sighed slightly and walked over and sat beside her, putting a comforting arm around one of his best friends.

"It's okay" He said in a comforting voice, Kitty turned around and clung to Matt's waist causing him to jump slightly at the contact.

"I wish he was more like you, you know? Kind, sweet, innocent.."

"..What makes you think I'm innocent!" Matt interrupted smirking at her. Kitty looked up at him, her expression was screaming "The only person you've been with is Mello, don't think I don't know!" Matt laughed, okay it was obvious! Kitty sighed.

"Come on!" Matt declared happily standing up and offering Kitty his hand; Kitty smiled up at him and took his hand and Matt pulled her up, simple. Still holding onto her hand he squeezed her hand giving her a smile, Kitty smiled back at the red head; ever since she joined Wammy's two months ago Matt and Mello have always been able to cheer her up when she was down.

"Ahem!" Came an annoyed voice, Kitty and Matt turned around to see a severely pissed off Mello standing at the front of the coach looking down at them; Mello tapped his foot impatiently and popped his chewing gum he had in his mouth, he turned and stared right at Matt, venom in his eyes. Matt let go off Kitty's hand so quickly it was as if he had got burnt by the intensity of Mello's glare, both of them looked at Mello, a scared, guilty expression on their faces. Mello sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Come on! We can't go in until our whole group is there, so hurry the fuck up I need my morning chocolate" Mello yelled causing Matt to flinch. Kitty grinned, and decided to overlook the fact that it was three o'clock and nowhere near the morning, she wasn't going to point that out to the jealous blond. Awk Mello was so adorable when he was jealous wasn't he!

"Oh Mello!" Kitty squealed running over and glomping Mello; causing him to turn beetroot: "Your so adorable when your angry! Don't worry I'm not trying to steal Matt on you!" Mello huffed and stormed out of the coach, leaving Matt and Kitty to follow him; with cocky grind plastered on their faces. while watching the blond storm over towards the group. Kitty stopped at the door and turned to Matt.

"You have to tell him!" She declared giving him a nudge

"What that is not morning?" Matt asked turning away from her and picking up the cigarette packet he had just dropped, Kitty sighed and rolled her eyes.

"No you stupid ginger! That you like him in that way!" Matt turned around so fast, his head was liable to snap off.

"No way Delilah! He'll slap me and tell me to wise up and.."

"HURRY THE FUCK UP!" B, L and Mello all yelled, Kitty and Matt sweat dropped; they better hurry up before the future diabetics killed them.

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Mello sat down beside Matt on the round table. L was nearest to the kitchen beside him was B, then Near, then Mello, Matt, Kitty, Sirius, Tyler, Yuna, Pain, Misa and Light was beside L; therefore making a circle. A big group! The waitress twitched when she saw all of them. Mello didn't get why she twitched, shouldn't the bitch be happy to get customers! Well that was it, she wasn't getting a tip! The waitress came over towards the group and took out her pen and paper and smiled at everyone, such a forced smile Mello felt like punching the fake bitch.

May I take your order, well go in order clockwise, that is this way" She said making a movement with her arm

"Fuck of we know what clockwise is!" B declared, Sirius looked at Kitty a confused expression on his face

"Clocks can be smart?" He asked, Kitty looked at him, how could this boy get into a school for gifted youngsters? Well then again he certainly is..Gifted. The woman mumbled an apology but that didn't stop B from glaring at her, probably planning to drown her or something later.

"Right!" L declared: "I'll have a large Waffle with ice-cream, whipped cream, squirty cream, marshmallows, chocolate drops, chocolate sprinkles, rainbow sprinkles, gummy bears, M&Ms and nuts" Everyone looked at him; Light and Kitty had a look of disgust on their face while Mello and B looked impressed.

"Um Ryusaki will you be okay eating all that?" Light asked, he didn't want the detective throwing up everywhere; because L for spite would throw up on him.

"Yes I will be fine, please continue" The woman nodded and turned to B:

"I'll have a large bowl of strawberry jam" He grinned; again the woman had a blank face.

"Jam? You want just jam? Just jam" The woman stuttered, unable to believe what she had just heard.

"No. I .Want. It. In. A. Bowl. Are you retarded?! You do need some kind of consoling like him?!" He said pointing at Sirius who was currently trying to sit upside down. Mello burst into a fit of laughter that Matt had to calm him down. Kitty looked around at everyone, she never released that everyone in Wammy's was this...dysfunctional before, she wondered what it would be like on the cruise, or more like feared.

Near ordered a small waffle with ice-cream and Kitty was pleased to hear that at least someone had normal eating habits. Mello smirked and leaned back in the chair swinging on it slightly, the waitress looked him up and down and blushed; how could a boy war so much leather and actually pull it off? She could of sworn she felt very very hot now. Matt looked at her staring at Mello and glared, oh the bitch was going down!

"Now what may I get you" Matt twitched, the way she said "you" sounded more like "I want you naked on my bed and covered in chocolate with the Mario theme tune playing in the background!"

"I'll have all the chocolate you have sweet thing" He said winking at her, Matt felt a pang of jealpousy in his stomach; well it wasn't more of a pang that a knife stabbing him, or a voice laughing at him in his head; like when he loses in a game. But he wasn't going to lose Mello to some lose whore.

"We don't have any chocolate left I'm sorry only.."

"..Fuck off" Mello declared, his face was dead serious, The woman gulped and turned to Matt; who looked as if he was going to stab her with something.

A little while later those who decided to order something did. Mello didn't but Matt ran over to the truck stop half a mile down the road and got him some chocolate, Waitress bitch wouldn't of done that.

A waitress walked past with plates of waffles; Sirius looked up and screamed pointing at the plate being set in front of a boy, he stood up on the table and started to jump up and down still pointing at the little boy

"He stole my waffles! HE STOLE MY WAFFLES!" Everyone in the cafe looked over at their table in shock, horror and surprise at Sirius's outburst. Near, Tyler, Yuna, Pain and Light sunk low in their chair with embarrassment. Misa was fixing her makeup. Mello smirked, this would be interesting

"He didn't steal your waffles!" Kitty hissed, "Now get down!"

"He's a waffle stealer!"

"You didn't order strawberry sauce, you ordered ice-cream!" Matt laughed.

"He wiped of my ice-cream and replaced it with strawberry sauce!" Sirius bellowed. Before Matt, Mello or Kitty could grab him he jumped off the table and ran full speed towards the little boys table and tackled the little boy to the ground. There was silence for a few seconds and then a riot broke out.

The father grabbed Sirius and tried to hit him but Mello ran over and head butted the father. The father got up again and punched Mello right in the face sending the blond into their table. Sirius looked over and then looked down at the little boy; he picked up the little boy and ran around the cafe screaming that he ate his waffles. The father walked over towards Mello and picked him up by the scruff of his vest:

"Listen Blondie how about you stay out of this little fight and I'll.." The man was interrupted by Matt running over and jumping on the man's back. Matt shook his head and then bit the man right in the ear; the man screamed in pain and tried to hit Matt of him, Mello turned around and grabbed a place mat beating the man with it, Light ran over and pulled Matt off the man and started to kick the poor man, who was now currently on the ground

Sirius now had the child around his shoulders and was still running around the cafe; Near was pelting random people with army men. A couple of minutes past before L and B stood up to sort everything out.

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The group were currently sitting outside of the Waffle House; they got kicked out surprisingly! L and B were in a conversation about how many places they have been kicked out of. Light and Near were in conversation about how cool the "battle" was. Misa, Yuna and Pain were in a conversation about make-up or something. Kitty was talking to Sirius about how the waffles did not abandon him. Matt was lying on top of the coach staring at the sky; there was hardly any clouds in the sky today. Too bad, Mat liked to lie down and stare at the clouds passing by, he liked the funny shapes the clouds were, when he was with Mello, Mello just said the clouds were shapes of chocolates...

"There you are!" Mello declared, making Matt jump half a mile out of his skin.

"Mello!" He declared: "You nearly gave me a heart attack, do you want to kill me or something?!" Mello declared and crawled intop of the coach, he crawled over towards Matt and pushed him down getting on top of the red head; Mello smirked at the red head and slid his hands up his legs and..Into his pockets

"W-what are you doing?" Matt stammered, Mello grinned at him leaning closer into the red head, their lips brushing. Matt closed his eyes.

"Aha!" Mello declared sitting back; Matt opened his eyes to see Mello waving a cigarette packet in front of him. Mello grinned and chucked them into a nearby bush down bellow.

"Your a dick!" Matt declared pushing Mello; Mello pretended to lose his balance and pretended to panic; Matt panicked and grabbed onto the blond

"Are you okay?!" Mello burst into a fit of laughter at the look on Matt's face. Matt turned scarlet and turned away from him

"Stop toying with my emotions!" Matt declared, tears in his eyes. Mello stopped laughing and went to grab Matt's had but the red head moved it and stood up; he turned around and glared at the blond, why didn't Mello understand!? How can someone so high up in Wammy's be so fucking stupid: "I mean nothing to you don't I Mello?" Mat asked harshly; Mello got up and tried to hug the red head but he pushed him away.

"Don't fucking touch me!" He screamed; causing everyone bellow to look up. Kitty sweat dropped, uh-oh this didn't look good now did it: "You know what forget it Mello, you a complete ass and I'm sick of you I never want to see your face again!"

"That's going to be fucking hard since were going on a cruise together you retard!" Mello snapped back. Matt turned around and punched Mello straight in the face, causing the blond boy to stumble back and slip and fall of the side of the coach. Matt quickly turned around and grabbed him, but unfortunately he couldn't pull him up in time and went tumbling down with him. Both boys landed on the ground, Mello landed on his amrs and Matt landed on Mello; Mello groaned and gasped in pain and Matt quickly crawled over towards Mello.

"Mel!" Matt yelled, tears in his eyes, he didn't mean to hit him and send him flying off the coach; he looked around to see the rest of the group running over towards them.

"I-I'm sorry" Mello mumbled, Matt turned around and looked at him, Mello pointed towards Matt's sleeve: "I got blood on you." And there it was, Mello's blood on Matt's right sleeve, upon looking at it Matt burst into tears.

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Next chapter: "What in the world I'm I going to do now?"