50 Reasons to Have Sex Glee

by mystic7194

In How I Met Your Mother they create a list of 50 Reasons to Have Sex. I've written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash from different fandoms including Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone. This story contains the Glee fics. Visit my profile for fics in other fandoms. see each chapter for specific warnings, pairings, ext.

5. Reason 27: Your Chance With a Celebrity

Reason 27: Your One Chance With a Celebrity

Spoilers: None Pairing: Kurt/Blaine Rating: PG-13 Warning: Drinking, references to sex

Summary:Blaine runs across famous!Kurt in a bar and they hit it off.

AN:AU where Kurt and Blaine never met. Kurt's life is very similar to Chris Coffer's (sudden rise to fame via a Glee-like show, screaming fan-girls, ext.). Rachel is also in the show. The show is called Show Choir.

"Did you see who's sitting over there?" Blaine's roommate, John, asks as he brings over the next round.

"The blond twins?" Jason asks. "I'm already on it."

"No, not them," John replies. "It's the cast of that choir show that Blaine's likes. That boy you moon over is there."

"You mean Kurt Hummel?" Blaine tries to clarify. "And I don't moon over him." Blaine tries to argue a bit too late.

"You have a playlist on your I-pod called 'definitely not Show Choir season 1' which contains all the music from Show Choir season 1.

"It's good music," Blaine argues.

"How many magazines do you have with his face on it?" John asks.

"Six," Blaine admits.

"You nearly bought the life-sized cardboard cutout when we went to FYE," John adds.

"But I didn't," Blaine argues.

"Only because it wouldn't fit in your car."

"Are you even listening?" Rachel asks exasperated.

"Um, yeah. You should definitely talk to the costume people about that," Kurt says.

"Nice try, Kurt," Rachel returns. "I was talking about the song selections for the next episode. What has you so distracted?"

"Nothing," Kurt says although it's obvious to Rachel that he's lying. Rachel follows his gaze to where Kurt's been looking the entire night.

"Is it a handsome, dark-haired nothing?" Rachel teases. "He keeps looking over here. I think he like you. You should hit that." Kurt blushes.

"I'm…I'm going to the bathroom," Kurt states before quickly fleeing the table.

Rachel smiles and calls over one of the waiters.

"What's the drink with the dirtiest name that you serve here?

One of the waiter's places a drink in front of Blaine.

"What is this?" Blaine asks. "I didn't order it."

"This is a screaming orgasm," the waiter explains."Mr. Hummel sent it over."

Kurt returns to the table to find Rachel looking smug.

"What did you do?" Kurt questions.

Rachel puts on her best innocent face but Kurt isn't buying it.

"That guy you were looking at sent a note over," Rachel says.

The note reads:

You were nice enough to give me an orgasm so I thought I might return the favor.

On the back there's the address to a nearby apartment building followed by a smiley face.

AN: Between school and computer issues I didn't get this chapter up yesterday so I'm posting 2 today. Please leave me a review.