I've been neglecting the first one of this series, Stuck In a Tent With Matt Oh My! I'll get started on that right after I type this one up! So read and Review this one and I'll give you hugs, or Mello will. A hug from Mello like, woop!
Disclaimer: Sometimes I think I'm crazy, I'm crazy oh so crazy! I also don't own Death Note!
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Mello looked at the shocked expression on Matt's face; what was he thinking? Why did Mello say that?! It just blurted out, stupid Matt and his constant bitching made him do it! Mello sighed and dropped his head. Matt tilted his head sideways, staring at Mello; analysing his every move, it was as if he was staring right through Mello and he didn't like it. Mello looked up at Matt a harsh look in his eyes that caused Matt to blink in surprise, was Mello bi-polar or something, god! well Sirius was bi-polar; they should start a club. Matt was interrupted by his thoughts by Mello grabbing his hand and pulling him to the bedroom department.
"We'll talk later" Mello told him; well more like ordered him. Matt was in no mood to argue with him, he just smiled, knowing the blond's real feelings were good enough for him. Mello's pride might stop him from saying it ever again; because Mello was: "heartless and had no emotions" or so the blond said. It was as much a lie as Near saying that he has never played with toys once in his life, or Light saying that he doesn't look at his butt in the mirror, or Kitty doesn't have a major crush on..Mat was interrupted from his entertaining thoughts by walking face first into a display of pillows; causing them to fall all over the floor:
"Argh!" Matt screamed: "Invasion of soft cuddly things!" Mello looked at the red head and raised an eyebrow; he better not be turning into Sirius, there was no way in hell that he could manage two insane people. After the pillows stopped falling, Matt looked up to see Mello looking at him; an eyebrow raised and his hands on his hips, his feminine no sorry, pissed off stance.
"Are you done messing around you to" Kitty's voice was heard saying; Matt and Mello turned around to see the girl walking towards them with a pissed off look in her eyes, following her was Light, B and Sirius; who was crawling around in the ground, trying to attack Light and B's feet. Mello grinned, no wonder Kitty was pissed off:
"What are you doing here B, Imagay?" Mello teased walking all the way around Light, looking him up and down, a smug expression drawn onto his face.
B chuckled and pointed at Light, he started to chant "I'm a gay, I'm a gay, I'm a gay!" very loud that many customers looked at the man and either walked far, far away from him, or just gave him a death glare. Light looked around at the people and blushed; he was a normal person, like Kitty and didn't like drawing attention to himself everyplace he went. He sighed and looked over at Mello:
"Me and B came to help use with the list.." Light started to say while fixing his hair:
"..And by help he means we were forced" B added, interrupting Light; he turned around and flashed a smile at the brunette, who looked quite annoyed that he got talked over: "What's the matter Light Light?" B asked grinning at him: "Are you annoyed that B talked over you?" Light shot a glare at him:
"Do you have to talk about yourself in the third person, it's really annoying!" Light said in a pissed on tone of voice; Matt and Mello stopped talking and looked over at him in shock, Kitty stopped Sirius eating a pillow and raised her eyebrow at Light. B's smile was also wiped from his face. Light's face fell and he looked at everyone:
"Okay!" He demanded: "Why are you all looking at me like that?!"
"You are aware that Misa" Kitty started to say: "Your girlfriend, talks about herself in the third person, more than any sane person does!" Kitty exclaimed; Light's eyes widened:
"She does!" He exclaimed, looking genuinely shocked at this piece of information; everyone excluding Sirius, who was currently shredding the pillow to shreds, either sweat dropped or burst into a fit of laughter. B wiped the tears away and then sighed, he looked over at Kitty and then signaled her over to him. Kitty blushed and walked over towards B; sure she had a major crush on Sirius, but B was still cute as well..Any girl would blush if he was breathing down her neck. B took the list from Kitty, scanned over the items they needed and the items they ticked off and gave it back to Kitty, before she even realized he had taken it:
"Right!" B declared: "What do we need in the bedroom department? He asked looking at Kitty and Mello. Mello raised an eyebrow at him:
"Did you not just read the list?" He asked the strawberry jam lover; B turned around and looked at him, putting his thumb in his mouth:
"Did I?" He smirked at the blond: "I'm only yanking your chain Mello Yellow! Of course I did, I was testing you!" Mello felt his face burn, he hated that nickname more than he hated Near, but he couldn't talk back to B. B and L were like royalty in Wammy's house. Mello didn't really know why B was royalty, since he was a murder, but L seemed to of bonded with him, maybe because it was like the twin he had never had or something along those lines.
"Right!" Kitty declared: "Let's go!" She looked around at the group and winked in Sirius's direction; who looked at her a shocked expression on his face, he then turned to Mello and said:
"Kitty's twitching at me!" Sirius declared grabbing onto the blond. Mello looked down at him and sighed, shoting a glance at Kitty. Why was Sirius so stupid anyway? It was clearly a bloody wink, should be tell him this..No best not to, he might scream and say that Kitty tried to kill him or something.
Mello sighed looking over at the blonde who was talking to his lovable redhead. Mello smiled to himself, life to him was just getting better and better, his and Matt's relationship was progressing in ways that he never thought would happen. It was scary, but exciting; but for Kitty it was a different story. She was new at Wammy's so she didn't really understand who was who and what exactly the whole purpose of being at Wammy's was about. Yeah she understood that they were successors to L and they were ranked accordingly. But she hasn't been around in the exam season of the year. The season where Mello finds himself passing out in the libary from studying far too hard and Matt having to carry him back to their room. The season where A committed suicide because he couldn't handle the pressure..
Also she was in love with an insane schizophrenic and that couldn't be easy could it. Mello looked up to see Kitty and Matt waving at him, obviously they want him to come over. Mello grabbed Sirius by the shoulder and dragged him over to where they were standing. Kitty smiled at Mello and gave a quick glance to Sirius before speaking:
"So use ready, B and Light are just getting what we need from the bedroom department then we are moving on" Kitty said smiling. Matt walked over and hugged Mello, which surprised the blond a little, but he embraced the hug anyway. A smile creeping onto his face. Sirius walked over and pulled Kitty into a hug; causing her face to lit up like a Christmas tree light. Matt let go of Mello and they both turned around and smirked at the same time. Kitty was well scared of that, they must have the same mind or something, gays these days..
"Kitty" Mello teased looking at her face: "Going a bit red there are we" Matt giggled and grabbed onto Mello's hand and squeezed it. Sure he liked Kitty and knew that she didn't like Mello, but he still had to let Mello know that he wasn't allowed to fall in love with anyone else. Ever! But Matt will talk to him about that later. Kitty frowned at the couple, did they have to do that, like all the time?!
"Do use have to do that!" She yelled; causing Mello to shot a look at her, a look that she didn't like. His blue eyes boarded into her green ones like daggers. He was not happy, Kitty didn't even mean to say that it just came out:
"Have to do what Kitty?" Mello asked venom dripping from his voice. Matt glanced at Mello then at Kitty; this wasn't good he hated Mello when he was angry, especially at other people..
"Okay!" A voice declared, that Matt recognized belonged to Light. Mello turned around and smiled at B approaching him carrying what looked like 5 bedsheets and Light was walking beside him carrying..Nothing:
"To heavy for ya pretty boy" Mello teased; Matt sighed a breath of relief, it looks as if Mello is just going to let it go after all, Matt looked over at Kitty who was currently helping a laughing B put the sheets into the trolley. Once placed in Kitty stood back and looked at the overflowing trolley:
"I think we might need another trolley B" She informed the raven haired man. B looked at her, then at the trolley and then back at her; he shook his head:
"Nah! It will do" He said smiling at her, Kitty blushed but then looked back at the trolley:
"But B" She replied: "It's overflowing!" B waved her comment away and walked over towards the bickering Mello and Light. Kitty turned around to see Sirius running towards her with someone elses trolley:
"Look!" He sang happily: "I found another trolley!" A big man came storming up behind Sirius and poked him on the shoulder; Sirius turned around and looked at the man, his jaw dropped. Many people would find it very rude if someone just looked at you and dropped their jaw in surprise. The man glared at Sirius then looked up at Kitty:
"Well!" He demanded: "Give me back my trolley!" Kitty's mouth fell open, oh god what does she do?! What can she do? This guy is big and scary and looks as though he could eat her. She'll call for Mello, yeah! Mello's scary. In a leather fetishy way; Kitty then started to wonder what Sirius would look like in leather, she shuddered, Mello should feel blessed that he could pull that off. Kitty looked up and saw the man still glaring at her. Opps! She must of been day dreaming again. Kitty sweat dropped and was about to say something until Sirius just in front of her:
"We don't have your trolley silly man! Silly man!" Sirius declared, grabbing the fallen pillows and chucking them at the scary fat man. Who now looked really angry; Kitty knew it, he was going to eat them now!
"What the hell is going on?!" Mello's annoyed voice was heard yelling. Kitty looked up to see Mello standing, with his arms folded glaring at the three off them. There was silence as Mello walked towards them, the man was obviously taking in Mello's appearance and from the looks of it with great interest as well. The man grinned and flattened his hair smirking at Mello.
"Why hello" He said; in what would be a seductive tone of voice if you were into fat, ugly people: "I'm Christina, sexy and what's your name?" Mello blinked and Kitty nearly fainted. Sirius just stared at the person, his facial expression said it all. Mello's jaw dropped, this man was a-a woman?! No way! No way in a million years..Well it wasn't that exaggerated. Kitty looked as though she was about to burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter at poor Mello being seduced once again by ugly women. Mello sighed, well at least it was the first time on this trip.
"I-I forgot my name" Mello managed to say. Christina smiled at him baring her visible teeth, although she was missing her two front ones. Not attractive at all:
"Get away!" Matt yelled walking over towards the woman and shoving his hand in her face, pushing her away from Mello. The woman stood back surprised and then stared at Matt:
"Oh your cute too!" She declared, Matt jumped slightly but stood his ground, in front of Mello; protecting him from the ugly, insane fat boy. Kitty instantly jumped on top of Sirius, that bitch wasn't getting him too; he was hers! Wait did she just say that..Oh well! Someday she will get Sirius. Maybe she should get some advice from..
Kitty was interrupted by B's endearing laugh; she looked up to see said jam lover lying on the ground laughing his ass off and pointing at the woman:
"You look like the back end of an ass!" He practically screamed through his laughter; Light sweat dropped. Seriously sometimes B was worse than the younger ones:
"Your suppose to set an example!" Light hissed, B looked up at him; tears in his eyes, he wiped away some tears and stifled his laughter slightly before getting up off the ground and turning around to face the brunette:
"Yeah well she could be an example to L and Mello, eat shit food and turn into me! Monster! Rawwr!" B started pretending to be a monster and started clawing at Light; Sirius, seeing this ran over and started to do the same:
"Eat you!" He screamed. Light sighed and looked around him. He saw the woman runaway; probably crying, Oh well at least they can leave the bedroom department now. There was just one department left that they had to go food department..Matt grabbed onto Mello and pulled him into the direction of the food department. B looked at Light and Kitty then at the trolley and then back at them again:
"You can push it!" He declared grinning grabbing Sirius; and the both of them skipped towards their destination. Kitty sighed and her and Light pushed the insanely overflowing trolley towards the food department.
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"The holey food department" Mello said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. Oh god had this shopping trip been a nightmare! He could imagine Tyler and the others relaxing and having a good time at the swimming pool or at the bar. While he was stuck with the most insane people ever, seriously! He looked around to see Kitty and B arguing about needing another trolley, Light was slowly edging away from them, clearly he didn't want to get involved. Mello agreed with Kitty though, a new trolley was needed! But he wasn't going to argue about it with B; he had strawberry jam! Hidden somewhere..
Matt grinned and walked over towards the seething blond and clapped him on the shoulder causing said blond to jump in surprise. Mello turned around and shot a glare at the redhead. Matt laughed at the look on his chocolate lover's face:
"Aw did I scare you ickle Mel Mel?" Matt teased smirking at the blond. Mello smacked Matt's hand of his shoulder and walked away muttering something about loving an annoying ginger. Matt grinned and he turned around to face the others and suddenly he was face to face with Sirius:
"Argh!" Matt screamed toppling back and falling over; the next thing the poor redhead knew was that he was face to face with Sirius again. Matt almost had a heart attack, does he have to be so close to him:
"Sirius!" Light scolded: "Get off Matt!" Sirius looked up and ran over towards his "Lightbulb" and hugged him. Light looked over at Kitty; who was laughing along with B at Light's situation. Well clearly he wasn't going to get them to help! Light sighed and looked at the boy who was attempting to bite his ear..Talk about irritating! Kitty laughed and walked over towards Light:
"Come on Sirius" She said sweetly smiling at the insane man: "Let's go find Mello!" Matt and Light stared at her; B was still rolling around the ground in a fit of laughter. Kitty was talking to him in a voice dripping, no more like flowing, with fake enthusiasm and he didn't even notice. Light shook his head and just walked away. B got up and grinned at Matt:
"Well I'm in a good mood!" He declared happily. Matt looked at him and sweat dropped, B was always in a good mood, sun. rain or thunder; he was always in a good mood.
"Hurry up!" Mello yelled, from a few metres away. Kitty and Sirius ran up to him and they both turned around to see Matt, Light and B approaching; at a genuinely fast pace; Mello was quite scary when he was in a bad mood:
"Right" Mello said, turning around to face Kitty: "Give me the list" He demanded holding out his hand expectantly. Kitty scoffed at him:
"No way Blondie, L in-trusted me with this not you" She replied; Mello looked shocked that he didn't get what he wanted, he then cleared his throat:
""L in-trusted me with this not you"" Mello mimicked skipping around Kitty; he stopped when he reached her face again and stuck out his tongue. Kitty rolled her eyes and walked away, stupid Mello! Why should she have to do what HE says anyway? Just because he is second in Wammy's, well she was glad Near was first. If Mello was first it would be egocentric everywhere, bow down to him sort of thing.
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A few minutes later the shopping gang were walking, Sirius skipping, around the sore gathering what ever it was that they needed. Mello had managed to pry the list of Kitty; although he knew it had to do with B putting his arm around her, in a friendly way of course; but still Kitty was so smitten with him and Sirius.
Mello looked up to see Matt glancing at him; once Matt had seen that Mello had noticed him looking he quickly looked away and..Banged into a column with the number "3" on it which was in front of him. Mello burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter at this. Matt just sat on the ground rubbing his head, he was sure there was going to be a bruise there in the morning. Mello bent down over the redhead and still chuckiling offered Matt his hand:
"Need help, princess clumsy?" Mello asked grinning; Matt beamed up at Mello and took his hand. Mello looked at Matt and then raised his eyebrow at the happy look on Matt's face; why would anyone be happy that they nearly got knocked out?
"And your face is like that because?" Mello asked pulling him up. Matt grinned at him:
"Because I get to hold your hand" Matt grinned; Mello turned away to hide the newly formed blush that has just appeared on his plae face. Mello smirked and looked back at Matt:
"So is that why you bump into things so much? For a chance to hold my hand?" Mello teased, Matt grabbed Mello's hand and started to play with his fingers; intertwining them in his:
"Maybe" Matt said; his voice was barely above a whisper, Matt gazed up, his green eyes meeting Mello's blue ones:
"Mello.." Matt whispered moving closer to the blond: "What you said earlier, I just want you to know that I lo.."
"Mello! Matt!" Kitty yelled: "Come on we're finished here. Mello come on!" Matt turned around to see Mello letting go of his hand and running past him up to Kitty. Matt sighed and followed
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