Okay! Hey people I am now using Open Office, joy to the world! So I'm quite giddy about that. Now where was I, oh yes! Chapter 13 woop woop! I'm pleased with the reviews so far, 20 something reviews
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"No!" Mello yelled; loud enough to wake the dead, Matt rolled his eyes at the endearing psychopath. On this morning's episode of why Mello was an insane PMSing bitch; Mello decides that getting up at eight o'clock in the morning, to do sports is beneath him, so he has decided to take his anger out on his poor innocent boyfriend. Matt groaned and threw his pillow at the blond:
"Mello get up!" He said in a whinny voice: "We are going to be late! And B will get angry due to lack of strawberry jam" Mello sat up:
"There's no strawberry jam?" He asked; in a tone that suggested that he was genuinely surprised about this. Matt stared at him, was Mello being serious? He was surprised about their being no strawberry jam in the fecking orphanage?
"Are you serious?" Matt asked; Mello grinned wide, normally to get this kind of grin on Mello's face. Matt would had to have done something of a sexual nature towards the blond; since Matt had done nothing of the sort; unless Mello was cheating on him with, I don't know his chocolate. That was not the case. In other words this was another thing to put down on the list of why Mello is insane. Mello sighed and swung his legs out of bed, he walked over towards his drawer and started to rummage through it:
"So what are we even doing today?" Mello asked; he knew fine and rightly that today was the beginning of the weekend sporting event they are having with two other orphanages; but that's all he knew. Where were they going? How where they going to get there? Does Sirius really have to come? These where the questions flowing through the blond's head. Matt rubbed the back of his head, thinking:
"I think we are doing tennis today, at that local leisure centre" Matt replied; Mello frowned, he has never played tennis before, he thought it was going to be all football and rugby; but apparently he was wrong:
"I hate tennis!" Mello complained; grabbing a pair of boxers out of his drawer and walking over towards his wardrobe which was filled with mostly all leather attire: "Like tennis is no fun! You can't physically attack people!" Matt burst into a fit of laughter; trust Mello to only think of fighting:
"Well technically you can beat them with your tennis racket" Matt replied grinning. Mello grinned back:
"Yeah that's true!" Mello said grinning as he started to get changed into a plain black t-shirt and black trousers; even Mello knew that he couldn't do sports wearing all leather. Much to Matt's surprise Mello actually had something which wasn't leather, nonetheless it looked good on him. Matt smiled to himself and turned around, he grabbed his DS from the bedside table and put it in his pocket; he will more than likely need it some time or another during the day:
"We will win" Mello said, more to himself than to Matt. Matt smiled and rolled his eyes at the blond playfully before skipping over and cuddling into him:
"Do you remember what I said yesterday?" Matt asked, tilting his head at Mello, Mello looked at the redhead, a thoughtful expression on his face:
"You said a lot of things Matt" Mello replied; he hoped Matt wouldn't get annoyed at him. He was bi-polar that way. Matt just sighed:
"About us!" He exclaimed, failing his arms around like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Us?" Mello replied looking at the hyperactive redhead.
"Yeah!"
Mello blinked, this was a life and death situation. If he said the wrong thing then Matt would probably beat him, then again he had no idea what the hell the redhead was talking about; so he had no idea what the right thing to say was; the answer! Say nothing and wait for Matt to speak. So that's what Mello did, he waited until Matt continued:
"Your now my boyfriend!" Matt declared; Mello smiled, he was happy about this; but the way Matt put it, it was threatening as if the blond had no other choice but to be with Matt. And that moment Kitty and Sirius walked in. Mello nearly fell over; Sirius was wearing bright blue, tight bike shorts, a pink and red checkered t-shirt with bunny and cart patches sewed on, his shoes where bright yellow and he was also wearing Mello's bunny ears; not that Mello is ever going to admit that it was his, from Halloween years ago. Mello looked at Kitty; who seemed to be not be phased by what her "boy-toy" was wearing. Matt just laughed, openly laughed out loud at the ridiculous attire.
"I know, don't say anything!" Kitty stated smirking slightly, embarrassed by her partner's oblivious realization to what is normal in the world. Mello smirked:
"Oh Kitty! I know what your wearing is slightly offensive" Mello joked, Matt smirked and ran out of the room, Kitty and Mello looked at each other and raised their eyebrow's. Mello sighed and shrugged shoulders; signaling that he had no idea why the hell Matt just ran away:
"I wish I was James Bond!" Sirius yelled; taking Mello by surprise, maybe that is why Matt ran the hell away, who knows. Kitty just stared at Sirius:
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!" He screamed leering at her, Kitty jumped backwards and grabbed onto Mello's arm; causing the blond to jump and nearly punch the blond girl:
"Oh sorry" Mello said in a monotone voice that showed that he wasn't really sorry at all. Sirius looked at the two and frowned at their closeness; again! Kitty doesn't seem to realize that she belongs to him does she!
"Mine!" Sirius yelled at Mello, pointing at him. Mello rolled his eyes at the stupid black haired boy:
"Sirius" He stated in an emotionless voice: "I don't want Kitty.." But he was interrupted by Sirius screaming:
"Why!?" Sirius demanded stamping his feet on the ground; Kitty and Mello exchanged weird looks, seriously Sirius was so..Strange: "Why is she not good enough for you blond boy?!"
Mello sweat dropped; Sirius did know that he was..That he was:
"Sirius!" Kitty yelled: "Mello's gay!" She exclaimed giving the insane boy an exasperated look:
"That's the word!" Mello exclaimed smirking; for some reason he couldn't think of it, scared maybe to say it out loud? He didn't know:
"Your a word!" Sirius screamed jumping up and down. Mello sighed. No, just no, he was in denial of this insane person existing in his perfect, peaceful world.
At that moment Matt returned to the room, grinning; behind him he dragged the rest of the sporting group; Mello grinned at them, you had Tyler, B, Light, Pain and some grey haired boy; at first Mello thought it was Near, but it wasn't. Maybe it would Near in a few years time:
"Hey you!" Mello said walking over towards the boy. The boy made a squealing noise and looked around wildly, as if he was looking for a place to hide. To Mello the boy was more like a mouse than a man. He stopped in front of the boy and stared at him; a hard stare that the boy couldn't look away:
"What are you doing here?" Mello asked; his voice came out as angry and demanding, Mello was evil; he saw that the boy was scared and decided to use this to his advantage. The boy looked as if he was going to have a heart attack. Matt rolled his eyes and walked over towards Mello and the kid, he didn't want Mello to get pleasure from making nerdy boy have heart failures:
The boy squealed as Matt walked over; I guess he thought that they were going to jump him or something. Matt decided to be nice to the boy:
"Hey!" Matt said kindly: "What's your name?" The boy looked relived, Mello made a mental note to beat this boys head against the wall, he was far too, timid, therefore Mello decided that he hated him:
"I-I'm Bailey, Third Rank, I-I am here to b-be the s-scorekeeper for W-W-Wammys" Bailey stuttered:
"B-B-B-B-Bailey" Mello teased: "That means steward doesn't it?" Mello asked the room, but it was Bailey who spoke up:
"I-I-It isn't my real name"
"Boy you better stop stuttering before you give B heart failure" Mello snapped, pointing towards B, who had his mouth closed tightly as he was trying to stop himself from bursting into a fit of laughter. Light wrinkled his nose up at B's lack of compassion for the poor boy, it wasn't his fault! Bad Mello for being so evil to the cute little boy, Light shook his head; his thoughts made him seem like a paedophile.
"Right!" A voice declared from the door, Mello turned around to see L and Watari standing there: "Are we ready to go?" He asked the room. Everyone turned around to look at Mello; to see if he was done with bullying little children. Mello grinned and walked out the door, leaving L to signal everyone else to follow.
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"I want to stop!" B yelled in L's ear; L frowned and shot a glare at the annoying man beside him, why in the world does he want to stop now? The entire trip would take an hour, so far they have only been traveling for ten minutes: "I'm hungry!" B complained; he looked out of the window and gasped; it was a McDonald's:
"I want to go!" He screamed pointing at the fast food restaurant; the inhabitants of the bus looked to see what he was pointing at; Light made a disgusted face:
"Eww! We can't go there, it's disgusting! So many greasy, spotty teenagers work there and they will try to rape my perfect body!" Light exclaimed waving his arms in the air and almost hitting Kitty beside him:
"Wow! Careful Light! You almost poked my eye out!" She exclaimed, Sirius turned around and glared at Kitty:
"Your cheating on me!" He declared dramatically. Kitty, Matt and Mello stared at him in amazement:
"W-what?" Kitty exclaimed surprised, she had no idea the two of them where even going out, what great news! Then again Sirius is insane and probably thinks that he is going out with everyone:
"Fine!" Sirius declared turning around and huffing. Kitty looked to Matt and Mello for support, advice or something. Mello looked at Matt and smirked:
"Someone call the doctor" Mello began to sing:
"Got a case of a love bipolar!" Matt finished off. Both boys burst into a fit of laughter while Kitty glared at them; why did they have to be so mean? Why did Sirius have to be an idiot:
"Fine!" L screamed: "We'll go in, just stop pestering me you dick" L swerved the car around and headed back towards McDonald's; but to Light's protests.
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Mello stepped inside and smelt the aroma of deep fried..fat. Just being in this place made Mello feel as if he had just gained ten pounds, something he will keep Light going on about. The group looked around to see if their was a suitable area for all of them to sit. L had decided that they would sit in the child's birthday area, much to Mello's disgust and Sirius's excitement:
"Okay!" L declared: "What does everyone want?" Everyone started firing their orders towards the detective, saying what they wanted; L's brain was fired now he felt like the chips in this place. He got words thrown at him that he was sure was made up; why did everything in here begin with "Mc" just because the fast food place is McDonald's doesn't make it cool; L was also sure that he had heard someone say that they wanted a shoe:
"Okay.." L paused for a minute: "You're all getting burgers bitches" He said walking off. Mello rolled his eyes, he wanted a chicken burger damn it! Mello got up off his seat and walked over towards the counter, damn! He was going to get it:
"It's okay L" Mello said: "I'll get me and Matt's" L looked at his and raised and eyebrow:
"Your still sitting with us right? Use two aren't going to sit alone and star into each others eyes, while rubbing each other off under the table?" L asked; Mello just stared at L and tried to block out what the detective had just said to him, he was bitter that Mello wanted something else:
"..No" Was the only reply he could manage, L smiled and continued to talk to the cashier. Mello walked over to the other cashier:
"Hey!" He declared absent-mindedly: "Can I have two.." Mello was interrupted by someone tackling him to the ground. Mello groaned and pushed Sirius off him:
"What the fuck is wrong with you?!" Mello practically screamed; the cashier seemed to off found this extremely funny and where clutching the edge on the counter to stop themselves from falling to the ground. Mello made a mental note to strangle her when he got to his feet:
"Run!" Sirius screamed: "Run far away! Run bunny man run!"
"Fuck off!" Mello screamed; he was seriously going to kill this man!
"Fly!"
"Sirius!"
"Where?!"
Mello had no words; B and Kitty walked over to help drag Sirius off Mello; Mello stood up and stormed over towards the counter and started to scream at the cashier for laughing at him; Kitty feared for the poor girls life, she turned to B:
"Where you not meant to give Sirius his tablets?" She asked the jam-lover, B chuckled slightly and turned around to grin at her:
"Yeah, yeah I was" B said grinning: "But I put it into the porridge this morning to see what would happen to the kids when we come back" Kitty smiled nervously; she thought that B being a serial killer was just a rumour, but apparently it was actually true. The insane man. Oh well! He was pretty so what does it matter? Kitty watched as Mello stormed away with two chicken burgers, the cashier ran after him carrying the drinks and French fries. L looked at his tray, filled with burgers, French fries and drinks, and sighed. Maybe he should be mean too.
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After the food fight; started by Sirius the gang decided that they would stand outside McDonald's; much to the managers annoyance and that they would try to contact another one of the orphanages. And tell them they might be a little late, due to circumstances beyond their control; meaning that Sirius didn't want to leave yet. Currently Matt, Sirius, Kitty and Light where still inside; as they all wanted ice cream. Mello refused to eat ice cream out of a place called McDonald's so he left:
"Good news!" L exclaimed: "St Mary's is coming here so we'll meet up with them and introduce ourselves"
"And that's good news is it?" Tyler replied, how the hell was meeting up with the competition good news? They were like the enemy: "Aren't they the competition?"
"Because L has a crush on their leader, type thing" B replied in a bored tone of voice, L turned around and glared at the raven haired man:
"She is not a thing.." L replied outrage, B butted in:
""She's the prettiest person in the world"" B replied mimicking L; twirling around in a circle and pretending to swoon: "Oh please L!"
"Just because you hate the world" L replied looking away from B. B grinned:
"I'll rub off on you eventually L dear" B teased. Mello walked over and tapped B and L on the shoulder's. Both men turned around to face Mello and he wordlessly pointed towards the mini-bus coming into view. It had a logo saying "St Mary's" on it. L squealed and ran over to open the door for however this "beautiful" leader was. B sighed and muttered something this sounded vaguely like: "Show-off bastards" It made Mello wonder why they didn't get a cool logo.
Mello watched as the other group got off the mini-bus and walked over; Mello's mouth dropped open and he recognized one of the girl's in the group..Linda. Linda looked up and saw Mello, she grinned and ran over towards him:
"Mello sweetie!" She exclaimed running over and pulling him into an embrace; Mello tensed at her touch, how dare she touch him, the slag: "Wow! It must be destiny that we keep meeting up like this" Mello looked at her, then smiled:
"Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?" He teased, Linda smiled:
"I'm your dream come true Mello"
"Mello!" L called; his arm around some ginger lady, Mello decided to make no comment on his taste in women: "Take Linda and show here around!" Mello frowned, show her around, why? It was a fast food restaurant what is there to see, really? Linda giggled and grabbed onto Mello's hand and pulled him towards the child's playground.
Mello snatched his hand back, like he really wanted her to touch him at all. Linda ran around to the swings, with Mello following slowly behind; the only reason he was here was L had forced him to keep Linda company and show her around:
"So Mello.." Linda said; in a would be seductive voice: "You keep staring at my body" Mello twitched, so he must really have a squint then; all this time!
"See anything you like?" She asked, suddenly she was right in front of him; pushing him into the steel bars surrounding the play area:
"At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!" Mello snapped back, Linda grabbed his hair with one hand and grabbed his wrists and pulled his head closer to hers:
"Listen Mello, you don't seem to get this very well do you.."
"Get off my hair bitch!" Mello yelled trying to kick Linda; but he missed, unfortunately he was in an awkward position, his back arched slightly, his arms pinned and his head tilted, Linda leaned in and started licking his neck; Mello made a groan of disgust at this, Linda noticed the marks on Mello's neck and drew back:
"It seems that some else had been enjoying your delicious scent" she said disapprovingly, frowning at the blond, Mello smirked at her:
"Oh yeah" He smirked; Linda brought her hand up and smacked Mello, how dare he talk back to her like that. Mello snarled at her, this bitch is really going to be killed when he gets out of this:
"Come on Mello, I am so much better than him" Mello eyes turned to slits, how dare she fucking insult Matt: "With me and you, it would be normal"
"Your fucking insane!" Mello spat at her, she smiled and pulled Mello closer to her capturing his lips; Mello gritted his teeth causing Linda to groan in annoyance as she tried to force her tongue into his mouth; Suddenly Linda was thrown to the ground, he head almost smashing off the ground:
"What the fuck do you think your doing?!" Matt screamed. Kitty and Sirius ran over; well Sirius was skipping. Linda got up and glared at Matt:
"I can't believe your my competition!" She screamed. Mello laughed:
"I told you before Linda, there is no competition" Matt smiled at Mello. Linda fumed and looked over at Sirius; oh! Black hair,a pretty face, looking oblivious:
"Hey!" She exclaimed walking over towards Sirius: "Your cute!" Suddenly Linda was thrown to the ground again, by Kitty tackling her. Matt and Mello stared in shock and the two girls started to fight. Sirius stared for a while, but then decided to roll around on the ground:
"Kitty!"
"Linda!"
Mello looked around to see the owner of the voices: L and the ginger lady running towards them; with B, Tyler and Light following, Pain and Bailey must be somewhere, or decided not to get involved. L grabbed Kitty and threw her behind him. B grabbed onto Kitty, so she wouldn't attack Linda any more. The ginger lady grabbed Linda by the shoulder and held onto her:
"Your little brat tried to kill my precious Linda!" The ginger one yelled, L looked taken aback; maybe he finally saw what she really looked like:
"Hey Melanie, lets be reasonable.."
"Fuck being reasonable!" B screamed: "She made Kitty's lip bleed, I'm going to kill her!" Melanie rolled her eyes and tutted. Mello twitched, she was very ugly and how dare she do what he does!
"Humph!" Linda groaned: "I wanted Mello!"
Matt twitched, what a dickhead! How dare she just think that she could have him. B chuckled slightly and rolled his eyes:
"I always hated you Linda, and I'm glad your in St Mary's now because were going to kick your ass!"
"The winner gets Mello!" Linda declared. Matt and Mello's faces went pale, what was that she had just said? Before either boys could protest B shook Linda's hand to show an agreement. Melanie and Linda walked away, obviously pleased with themselves and this new found wager; a few seconds past before B was attacked by everyone:
"Are you insane!" Kitty declared:
"I can't lose Mello!" Matt cried:
"I'm not a toy!" Mello exclaimed outraged:
"I lost Mr Nibbles!" Sirius cried, mourning the loss of his leaf:
"Did you steal my hairspray?" Light screamed
"Why is everyone screaming!" L screamed
"Does anyone know where I put my wallet?" Tyler asked
B rolled his eyes and walked away from the group; He signalled Kitty, Matt, Mello and Sirius over:
"Listen" He said as the four walked over: "All we have to do is not lose" B looked at Mello who looked outraged at this idea, well to be honest he did have a reason to be: "I'm sorry Mello but the bitch wouldn't of left if we didn't do something!"
"Fine!" Mello exclaimed: "All we have to do is win right?"
"Right! Each of our team members have to win at least one game or else we will lose"
"Easy enough" Kitty said; well they were in Wammys house after all
"I like your pants around your feet!" Sirius screamed, Mello looked at him and raised an eyebrow. The black haired boy was currently trying to run up the slide, which was wet; due to..Well it wasn't raining or anything earlier..Mello decided not to think about it:
"I think he's talking to you Kitty" Matt smirked; Kitty glared at him, she never has he pants around her feet, thank you very much. Suddenly Mello's face went pure white, The three turned around to looked at him, worried that he might faint or something:
"Mello" Matt asked grabbing onto the blond's hands: "Are you okay?" Mello gulped and titled his head in Sirius's direction:
"Someone tell me, how in the world we are going to get him to play a sport?" Mello asked. The group turned around to look at the black haired boy beating the slide because it wasn't: "Giving him pizza!"
"..."
"Oh shit!" Matt exclaimed, Kitty just put her hands to her head and Mello hung his head. B rubbed the back of his head nervously. Yes what A mess they had gotten themselves into now.
"I'm breaking dishes!" Sirius exclaimed grinning; completely oblivious to the labour he is about to endure.
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Well well that was interesting. I thought I would never stop
Hope you enjoyed this chapter
I do hate Linda
I do I do!
Next chapter: "Bitch is going down!"