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"So what are we going to do?" Tyler asked the currently fuming blond, Mello stopped his never ending pacing and turned around to glare at him:

"What do you mean?!" Mello snapped; he wasn't in the mood for an avalanche of stupid questions. Tyler blinked for a second, obviously surprised at Mello's attitude

"What do you think I mean?!" Tyler snapped back. Mello rolled his eyes and walked away: "Hey!" Tyler called after him: "Don't you walk away from me Blondie!" Tyler ran over and Mello stuck out his foot causing the black haired boy to trip and fall. Mello burst into a fit of laughter. Tyler jumped up and was about to tackle Mello until Sirius suddenly jumped on the unsuspecting blond:

"Peanuts are for sale!" Sirius screamed; Tyler stopped and looked as Mello yelped and pushed Sirius off him and ran a few metres away. Mello turned back and looked at the thing that had just attacked him. Yes it certainly was a thing.

Sirius was currently drawing circles in the ground with his finger. Mello has, as always will, worry about Sirius's mental state. Mello silently cursed B for stealing Sirius's medication for "kicks"

Mello sighed and walked over towards Sirius and Tyler; his team mates. Currently the rest of his team where scattered, still getting ready. Matt ran over to the garage not far from here; to get Mello chocolate. From the goodness of his heart of course, it's not like Mello forced him or anything.

Mello looked up to see the score keeper person, called Bailey, walking towards them; he looked as though he was going to his execution. Mello smirked and nudged Tyler, who looked over and smirked as well, easy prey.

"Hey Bailey" Mello grinned walking over towards him; Tyler followed but walked behind the poor boy, corning him. Mello grinned and grabbed the boys collar bringing Bailey closer to him:

"So your names Bailey huh?" Mello sneered; Bailey looked as though he was about to have a heart attack. Sirius was watching the scene, tilting his head from side to side every few seconds, looking vaguely like a metronome. Bailey hesitated, Mello snarled at him:

"Answer me!" Mello yelled; if their was anything he hated more than people; it was annoyingly shy people. People should be able to stick up for themselves. Fact. If you don't then you will get walked all over on. Mello always hated doormats. Mello sneered and through Bailey into Tyler, who pinned the poor boys arms behind his head:

"Y-yes" Bailey stuttered. Mello smirked at him:

"Answer properly Bailey, love" Mello teased. Bailey looked at him and swallowed:

"Yes it is, why do you ask?" Bailey replied, Mello smirked and then looked at Tyler; Mello clicked his fingers, a signal to Tyler to let him go. Tyler realised Bailey and the boy dropped to the ground. Mello stared at the boy on the ground:

"Man I'm thirsty" Tyler said yawning: "I'm away to the garage, want anything?" Tyler said turning back and looking at Mello. Mello didn't take his eyes of Bailey, he just shook his head. Tyler walked away in the direction of the shop:

"Make sure Matt is safe!" Mello yelled after Tyler; again not taking his eyes off Bailey. Tyler waved a hand in the air, a signal to show that he will do that. Bailey sighed and struggled to get off his feet.

Once he got to his feet he felt his legs to wobbly again, about to give way, he felt himself falling; suddenly he felt someone grab him and force him, roughly to his feet again. Bailey looked up to see that Mello was the one who had helped him. Before Bailey could ask what the hell that was all about Sirius ran over and jumped on him:

"Mello and Matt! Not you!" Sirius yelled, attempting to shove dirt in the poor boys eyes. Mello stood there bewildered, he made a mental note to never get of Sirius's bad side. Ever!

"Mine!" Matt's voice was heard screaming. Then Mello was attacked, presumably by the redhead, and tackled to the ground. Mello looked up to see Matt frowning at him: "You better not of been talking to another person!"

"..." Matt was spending too much time with Sirius.

"Good!" Matt declared grinning, getting up and looking over at Sirius and Bailey; who now had dirt in his mouth:

"Enough!" Light declared running over; he reminded Mello vaguely of those camp leaders who try to keep the peace in the group and think that they are, indeed cool. Light was none of those things:

"Now! Are we already to get going?" Currently the group had to, again, make a pit stop at some Motel. L had decided to pick this place for them to get changed in. Mello was, fortunately already changed seeing as he was smart and changed in Wammys, like a normal person should.

L and B walked over to the crowd. B was grinning and L had a pleased expression on his face. L cleared his throat and everyone turned around to look at him, all but Sirius, who decided to roll around on the ground, he signaled B to join him and looked downtrodden when the jam-lover rejected his offer. L sighed and looked around:

"Where's Kitty and Pain?" He asked, looking at Mello. Mello was currently trying to pry a jealous Matt off his leg, Mello sighed and rolled his eyes at the redhead. He looked up at L and looked up to the sky; as if he was thinking about the answer:

"Kitty's probably burying her body to be honest" Mello replied grinning, he had just remember how much Kitty hated Pain. Why? Because of the whole Sirius thing. Yes Sirius, they both had a thing for the person which B was lifting up of the ground. Why? Mello had no clue in hell.

L sighed dramatically and flapped his arms in the air; he mumbled something about being in the driver's seat waiting to kill everyone before he stormed off in the direction of the bus.

"Hey!" Tyler's voice was heard calling; Mello looked around to see him and the two girls, Kitty and Pain walking towards him. Kitty was walking quite fast, her arms folded, obviously annoyed. Kitty stormed past Mello and was storming in the direction of the bus before B grabbed her:

"Hey! Let me go!" Kitty cried in protest as B put her arms behind her head. He laughed at how helpless she looked. Mello thought that in some countries this would have been illegal to do. But then again this was B:

"I won't let go until you tell me why you have a bee in your bonnet" B declared; Mello rolled his eyes, B was so, so persistent wasn't he?

"Stop the hating!" Sirius screamed running over and pushing Mello over: "Stop it! Don't push me over!" Mello closed his eyes and took in a deep breath. He decided to count to ten, no make that twenty. Before he even thought of moving; if he moved now then Sirius would be dead.

"Right! Come on! We're all here now so get on the bus!" Light called, grabbing Mello by the shoulders and pulling him up. Mello's eyes snapped open and he twisted his body around to kick Light, he dropped Mello in shock:

"What the hell!?" Light demanded. Mello got up from the ground and brushed the dirt off himself:

"You took me by surprise" Mello explained calmly. Before walking off to catch up with Matt and Kitty; who still had B pestering about her about what was wrong. Light sighed:

"I'm stuck in a mad house" He sighed, giving up and walking towards the bus. L was currently beeping the horn. The noise was very, very annoying. Light made a mental to to kill the detective in his sleep if he keeps it up.

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L was driving insanely fast; of course he was breaking the speed limit, but neither him nor B really cared for the highway code. In their opinion it was put there as a test, average people drove at that speed. And they where all above average. At this minute in time it sounded as if someone was getting murdered, raped or whatever it is they like to do behind him.

L glanced to his right to see that B was still behind him; so that rules out the jam lover for homicide. L glanced in the rear view mirror to see Matt holding a screaming and kicking Mello. The object of Mello's rash and verbal insults was currently Sirius, who was currently clinging onto Kitty and screaming.

Light, Near and Tyler were sitting in the back; they looked as though they had decided to ignore what was going on, and where talking amongst themselves. Pain was sitting behind Bailey, probably thinking of some plan on who to suck his blood.

Mello groaned and huffed; he decided to give up attempting to kill Sirius and turned to hide his face in Matt's chest, mumbling some obscenities that he was glad B could not hear. Kitty rolled her eyes as Sirius pushed her away and decided that he wanted to lie down in the middle of the floor:

"Sirius!" Light barked: "Get off the floor! If L crashed then.."

"Excuse me!" L exclaimed, in a shrill voice that could break windows: "Me crash?! Please! I know what I am doing Light!" B chuckled beside him causing L to turn around and glare at him: "Something wrong with my driving B?" L barked. B chuckled again:

"Yes" He replied truthfully, L huffed and turned away from the other raven haired man; he wasn't going to talk to him!

Mello rolled his eyes; people these days were so difficult sometimes and he just couldn't be bothered with dealing with it right now:

"I won't cry for all the hunger in my heart!" Sirius screamed in Mello's ear:

"Right that does it!" Mello yelled, jumping from seat and tackling the insane man. Sirius smashed his head against the back of Kitty's seat, causing her to turn around and shriek; Matt yelped and jumped out of his, nice, warm seat and tackled the seething, rampaging blond.

Mello, was in a blind rage, he released a growl and turned on Matt tackling the redhead to the ground with a painful thud; to Kitty it was one of the most terrifying things she had ever seen ever; Sirius was currently crawling around the floor. To him it was a game.

Mello pinned Matt, his attacker, to the ground. Furious that this person had assaulted him, Mello raised his hand into the air and balled it into a fist and brought it down to punch his attacker; it was only when he noticed the familiar emerald green eyes shimmering below him. That he stopped. A few centimetres away from Matt's face.

"Matt" He managed to whisper, why was Matt lying underneath him? Mello could hear people letting out a sigh of relief and asking him to come and sit back down, but all he could so was stare, shocked and horrified at Matt lying underneath him, the same expression on his face as well.

Matt gently rose slightly, so he was leaning on his elbows and forcing his weight up. Mello slowly backed up off the redhead, but all the same he was still staring at him. Matt looked at Mello; the blond's face was filled with remorse. Matt leaned in and pulled Mello into a kiss:

"Don't apologize" Matt whispered as they broke apart, Matt looked at Mello; his lips slightly parted: "I know you can't control yourself very well.." Matt was interrupted by Mello pulling him into a kiss:

"Well that was..Interesting" B said, breaking the awkward silence that was now filling up the bus. Kitty rolled her eyes, trust B to be the first one to talk:

"Trust to to break it" She muttered, B looked at her and flashed a crooked smile. Kitty blushed and looked away from the raven haired man. Sirius scrambled and hid behind Light, in hopes that his "Light bulb" would protect him from evil. Light just rolled his eyes, with Sirius it was impossible to have a normal bus drive, yes a normal, quiet, bus drive to God knows where:

"Wait!" Light exclaimed; "Where the hell are we going?!" The brunette demanded. L glanced into the rear view mirror again and rolled his eyes, Light was so melodramatic sometimes – no, all the time!

"We're going to the big park Light-Kun" L replied in a calm voice; "You know to do that sporting event.." L was interrupted by his phone starting to blare: "I touch myself" out of its tiny, embarrassing speakers. The bus went silent as his phone went off and B raised an eyebrow at L:

"Just answer it B" L demanded not looking at B; he was concentrating on the road, or at least pretending too. When B didn't reply L gripped the steering wheel harder then more force was necessary and screamed:

"Do it B!" Light screamed.

B jumped at L screaming, then quickly regained himself and rolled his eyes and grabbed L's phone, which was sitting on the dashboard. He flipped it open and growled into the phone:

"What!" B demanded at the poor person on the other line, Mello rolled his eyes, does anyone know how to be civil any more?

Kitty got up from her seat and walked over towards Matt and Mello, blanking out B's swearing. The boys were sitting down again after Mello's episode. Matt was currently sleeping, his head resting on Mello's shoulder. Kitty sat on the seats in front of the boys and turned around to talk to Mello. She shot a glance at the sleeping redhead:

"I have no idea why he stays with you. Your crazy" Kitty teased, Mello grinned at her. Normally a comment like that would annoy Mello, even if Kitty said it. But Kitty said :"He stays with you" meaning that he wont leave:

"Like a coconut" Mello replied, grinning at the blonde. Kitty looked at him and smiled, she never sees Mello smiled like that unless Matt was involved in it. Mello probably smirks at everyone else:

"We should start a club" Mello added. Kitty looked at him as if he was mad and raised her eyebrow at the delusional blond, chocolate eater:

"What are you implying, malchik gay?" Kitty asked

"When is that nickname going to get old?!" Mello snapped; his clam mood now somewhat shattered in a few seconds. Ah well Kitty knew he can't get that mad not with Matt lying on him.

"Never, anyway what are you.."

"NO!" B screamed into the phone; Mello felt sorry for the person on the other end, if his ears were bleeding imagine theirs:

"What the hell is wrong with you!" Light screamed at B, completely unaware that his voice was now on the same frequency as the jam lovers:

"That is no way to talk on the phone!" Light scolded: "Who is it anyway?" Light asked, B rolled his eyes, jeez how nosy was Light, him and his big nose always being..well, nosy! B covered the mouthpiece before turning to face Light:

"It's teacher from before.." B started to say but Light interrupted him by screaming:

"A woman!" He bellowed, loud enough to wake the dead, or at least Matt from his peaceful sleep. Matt groaned and lifted his head up, he heard Light screaming about something and it woke him up, he felt Mello shift his body slightly so Matt now had more room:

"You cannot talk to a lady like that Beyond!"

"Oh since when are you using my full name Light!"

"God Light" Matt winced: "Can you be any louder?" Light turned around and glared at Matt, Matt would of hid away from the death glare that Light was giving him if he couldn't feel Mello seething beside him. But of course no one threatens his Matt.

"Fuck you!" B bellowed slamming the phone closed with the palm of his hand; and breaking the tension building building between Mello and Light. Both boys turned around and looked at B. Light looked as if he was going to have a heart attack, or at least some kind of seizure:

"Y-you can't!" Light managed to get out, pointing the dreaded finger at B, who rolled his eyes, sighing. He turned around to face: "Mr crazy driver- who touches himself"

"That!" B spat: "Was St Mary's, the contest is next week. They tricked us" B said, everyone's mouths dropped open in shock. Except for Sirius who was oblivious to the world at this moment in time. L slammed on the breaks, causing the bus to swerve into a field they were just passing, B made a movement to grip the steering wheel; but then he realized that he didn't care enough to help. Mello grabbed Matt and put his arms protectively around him, he also grabbed Kitty and flung her to the ground below him:

"Fettle position!" He yelled harshly at her. Kitty didn't needed telling twice, she rolled herself up in a ball, terrified of dying; or crashing, everyone else put their head in-between their legs and used their arms to cover their head. An exception to this was Sirius; who gripped the pole you hold onto and swung around it screeching: "Weeeee!"

A minute later L had gained control over the bus and was now parked safely beside an old farm house, he turned around to face B; who was the only person unphased by their newest near death experience:

"I think that was the closet one yet" B grinned. L slammed his fist down on the horn:

"These bastards!" L huffed, folding his arms, B raised an eyebrow at L's uncharacteristic childlike behavior. His face then broke into a sneer:

"Oh L, your not huffing are you?" B teased leaning in closer to the detective: "Are you going to be a bad boy hmm?"

"Umm L?" Near asked, L looked up and turned around to face the albino:

"Yes Near?" L asked, a hint of annoyance in his tone:

"Where are we?" L froze for a second, he had no idea where they where. He glanced outside to see what he could see, but all he could see was nothing. No wait! He squinted his eyes and saw the outline of a farm house:

"I'll go see if there is anyone out there" L replied, opening the door and hoping out. A few minutes past where everyone waited, impatiently, for L's return. Matt sighed and flipped on his DS and started to play Tenchu, kicking some ninja ass. Mello sighed and cuddled into him; he disliked having to be the one who had the window seat. Kitty curled up on two on the seats, she might as well have a nap; suddenly Sirius started screaming at the top of his lungs:

"Murder!" This caused a mass panic between everyone besides B, Mello and Kitty. B grabbed Light to stop him from jumping out the window; seriously even if there was a murder would you jump out the window to where the killer was, of course Mello or B wasn't going to tell the melodramatic brunette this. Kitty walked over and slapped Sirius on the face to snap him out of it. Sirius looked up at her and smiled. Mello twitched, he really wanted to strangle this boy:

"Bitch is going down!" Sirius shouted leaping up from the ground he was sitting on and throwing the door open, he leaped out of the bus and ran full speed in the opposite direction of the farm house, towards a dark forest. Everyone was silent for a moment; shocked at the stupidity of Sirius:

"Who's going down?" Pain replied, Mello and B turned around to look at her, shocked:

"It talked?!" They both replied in shock and horror:

"Of course she talked" Light snapped: "She is a lady after all, and ladies have wonderful voices that must be heard, not as good as my voice though because.." And Light went on and on about how amazing he was.

Mello sighed and headed to the door:

"Mello!" Matt screamed, tackling the blond to the ground: "Where do you think you are going?!" The redhead demanded folding his arms:

"We have to go get Sirius!" Mello stated; he glanced at Kitty,B and Light, who where also walking towards the door. Matt frowned:

"Fine I'm going too!" Matt decided jumping out of the door. B turned to face everyone else:

"We'll be back soon. Keep and eye on L would you?" B went to turn around and walked out, he stopped and turned back, he grabbed Bailey and pulled him out of the bus. Mello turned around to see B pulling this small, terrified, boy with him; he raised an eyebrow, B wasn't planning to kill him was he?

"B, what are you doing with him?" Mello asked; Matt walked over and glomped Mello; obviously he thought this Bailey as some kind of threat. Mello reached his had to his shoulder and touched Matt's arm, to acknowledge the redhead that he knew he was there. B threw the boy to the ground:

"He's coming with us, he needs to man up" B stated, glaring down at the boy; as if his cowardliness was insulting him personally and to B it probably was:

"B-bu.." Bailey began to say

"Right no talking from you!" B snapped, he turned around to face everyone: "Right remember to stay together, all we need is more people getting lost got it!"

"Got it!" Everyone chanted, and they strode off towards the forest lead by B. Hey why not, the man was a murder after all.

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