I have been gone for ages and I am very, very sorry people!
A lot have stuff has happened but I'm sure you don't want my life story
You just want my story
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"B I am positive that we are going the wrong way!" Light exclaimed walking at a fast pace to try and catch up with the insane raven haired man. Matt and Mello where following close behind and behind them was Kitty and Bailey; Bailey clinging to Kitty in fear that she would leave him if he let go. The grip he had on her arm made escape impossible.
Mello rolled his eyes -despite the fact that he was practically running through a forest, he didn't fall- Light always had to make a scene about something and now it would be about B's lack of direction instead of L's:
"I am not going the wrong way you stupid man!" B snapped back, clearly he had no time for Light, not if the man was going to be extremely annoying. He needed to fins Sirius, why? Because he was entertaining to him that's all:
"Are too!" Light snapped back. Mello was sure that he was trying to not sound childish needless to say the brunette failed horribly.
"Shut up Light!" Mello snapped; Light turned around to glare at the blonde boy and walked straight into a tree. B stopped and turned around in time to see the brunette fall to the ground clutching his nose and screaming in pain.
Matt and Mello where currently laughing so hard that they might actually die from lack of oxygen. Both Bailey and Kitty didn't seem to moved by the scene; this could be due to the fact that Kitty was too worried about Sirius and Bailey was too scared to even let go of Kitty's arm:
"What the hell are you doing Light!" B yelled, he ran over and hugged the tree: "You injured the tree you crazy bint!"
Light sat up and glared at B and B glared back, if looks could kill Mello was sure that the both of them would of died there and then. He turned around to see Matt still chuckling slightly as the boy reached into his pockets -more than likely to get a cigarette- Mello sighed, Matt should really stop smoking before he kills him. But it was a long day, so Mello decided to let him of the hook. This time
"Did you just call me a bint?!" Light declared, finally managing to get to his feet. B turned around to face him, his face serious
"No" He answered in a monotone
"You did!" Light practically screamed; B wasn't going to make a fool of him now!
"Your insane, you must of hit your head too hard when you attacked by poor tree!" Light sighed and walked away into the forest, in the direction that B was originally going. B smirked after the brunette -operation make a fool out of Light success!- B turned around to face his remaining companions.
"Right onward!" He demanded grinning before he ran off to catch up with Light; and more than likely to overtake him.
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The group walked through the forest, of course B was the leader again:
"Ahh!" Light screamed as B let go off a tree branch and it came back hitting the brunette right in the face. The brunette whimpered and fell to his knees in pain; clutching his face with both hands as if getting hit in the face with a branch was the most painful thing in the world. Mello stopped beside the whimpering man; Mello tutted and nudged Light on the small of his back with his toe:
"Light!" Mello yelled; "Get up! Sitting on the ground isn't going to help us find Sirius any faster is it?" Light frowned up at the blonde and twisted his body around so he was facing Mello and folded his arms:
"Well excuse me oh Holy One!" Light declared sarcastically rolling his eyes at Mello; why should he care about some schizophrenic boy who got lost in the woods -well more like ran off, screaming-
"By the way that really hurt" Light added frowning. Mello rolled his eyes and sighed putting his hands on his hips, he leaned forward slightly frowning:
"Oh come on!" Mello complained: "You have such a low pain threshold Imagay" Light got up from the ground and sighed; muttering things to himself as he brushed the dirt of his expensive clothes, suddenly Matt and Kitty appeared behind Mello -Light had just seen the two extra heads appear- causing him to scream; loud enough that the resident in Wammy's could probably hear him; and fall over a tree stump.
The three looked at the brunette lying face down on the ground, defeated. Kitty tried to stifle a laugh as she helped Light up, Matt thought it would be better to just point and laugh at him. Mello turned around to see B come storming over- with Bailey running behind him, tears in his eyes- B, once he saw Light; ran over and pulled the brunette up off the ground and started to shake him, violently:
"What do you think you're doing?!" B yelled: "I'll teach you to lie on the ground when we are on a mission!"
Mello sweat dropped; he wouldn't really call rescuing Sirius a mission. A mission for the mentally ill...Maybe. Why was B so insane? Oh yes of course! He's a murder, so he gets away with it. B sighed and let go of Light- who fell to the ground with an exaggerated thud- Mello laughed out loud, Light fell often so often that Mello was sure that it would get old soon and everyone would just walk over him.
Light jumped to his feet; clearly he was done with falling over and embarrassing himself, it was enough for today. Mello grabbed Matt's wrist and pulled the redhead into a hug; he felt as though he was enjoying Light's pain too much and ignoring Matt. Mello looked up to see Light leering at him:
"Privacy now!" Mello demanded, screaming at Light- Matt buried himself deeper in Mello's chest- Light and B rolled their eyes at the couple:
"Why I apologise your Holy One for inter.." Light spat, but midway through his rant B interrupted him:
"Hey now!" B scolded turning around to frown at Light: "If anyone is to be called any fancy name around here it's going to be me"
Everyone sweat dropped, oh B and his vanity. Kitty blushed slightly, B was so endearing sometimes:
"Okay my Lord!" Light declared sarcastically, bowing down to B. B smirked and decided to play along with Light's sarcasm; he lifted his right foot and brought it down hard on Light's right shoulder:
"Bow lower oh servant!" B grinned: "Then I shall let you go back to your wrench, so you can spank her with your manhood!" Mello bit back a snarly comment; all he needed was to get beaten by B, but he knew that B had just given Light and Misa a new sexual role play. Oh the images.
Light sighed and- deciding not to scream his melodramatic head off at B- got up and turned in the direction that B was facing, off into the dreaded woods. Mello rolled his eyes and turned around to face Kitty; who was behind everyone else- she was obviously upset with the recent loss of Sirius:
"Hey don't worry we'll find him" Mello said, letting go off his grip on Matt and walking over towards Kitty and putting his arm around her in a comforting way. Kitty sighed:
"How can you be so sure?" she asked; obvious irritation in her voice, why the hell was everyone so optimistic?
"No!" B screamed, causing the whole group to jump about half a mile in the air, some more dramatically than others:
"W-what is it!?" Bailey demanded as he clung to Mello:
"Hey get off me!" Mello yelled throwing the pathetic boy off him and making trip and fall to the ground. B turned around at the noise of Bailey landing on the ground; with a little squeal:
"What the hell are use doing?" B demanded; everyone looked at him dumbstruck -well you would the man was clinically insane- Mello and Light sighed in unison at the exasperating man:
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Light demanded putting his hands on his hips. B looked at the group and chuckled:
"Use are so funny!" he snickered, grinning:
"I AM IN A TREE!" A voice suddenly screamed causing everyone to jump and Bailey to faint:
"It's Sirius!" Kitty exclaimed grabbing onto Matt's hair in enthusiasm:
"Get off me you psycho!" Matt exclaimed trying to pry Kitty of him:
"I am in a tree! And I'm singing!" Sirius exclaimed again:
"It's him again!" Kitty yelled
"Oh no I thought it was Harry Potter!" Light exclaimed rolling his eyes
"Fuck Harry Potter!" Kitty yelled glaring at Light;
"You deafened me!" Mello yelled clapping his hands over his ears:
"Yes level up!" Matt yelled jumping up and down:
"Where is he?" Light asked
"Up a tree you bastard!" B yelled at Light; "can you be any more of an idiot?"
Light rolled his eyes: "I meant which tree?"
"Oh! Let me use my x-ray vision and find out" B said sarcastically
"Stop it use two!" Kitty scolded: "We have to find Sirius" And with that Kitty ran off into the woods in the direction of Sirius's voice:
"Oh yes!" B exclaimed snapping his fingers: "I forgot the reason why we were here" Mello sighed; why was life so difficult?
"Well whatever" B sighed, waving the conversation of his insanity away- yes that was a topic for another day:
"Let's go get that social reject" he continued, walking into the woods in the direction that Kitty went running into:
"Which one Kitty or Sirius?" Light called after him
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Yes, yes I know small chapter Boo Me!
Lol
well I liked it and after being gone for a while I didn't want to write loads and ramble on
so I hope you enjoyed it
now review
or I will wait as long as I did to post another chapter
muhahaha
next chapter: "Singing in the...rain?"