Yeah I'm back and I hopefully upload ALL of my other stories this week or the next!!!
I just wanted this one done
Okay this chapter contains offensive material to the disabled I put that there so use wont bitch
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I put that there to save my neck
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An hour had passed since B had found Sirius and attempted to bring him back to the bus. Yes. An. Hour. And they still haven't moved the god-damned bus.
Sirius was currently sleeping -worn out from the days activities- beside Tyler, Kitty was playing a card game with L, Pain and Bailey and B was muttering about something twirling the bus keys around -of course B HAD to steal the keys- with his middle finger.
Mello sighed and looked beside him to see Matt giggling slightly; it was probably because of the game he was playing, killing zombies on the Nintendo DS was always great fun of course. L looked up at the sulky B and sighed; setting down his hand of cards he turned to face him:
"B" L started, his voice calm; the worst thing he can do is make B angrier than he already is: "I think it's time to give me the keys so we can leave"
B closed his hand over the keys and smirked at L:
"Let me drive" B demanded
"Fine but let me check you haven't stolen any other keys of mine" L agreed
"Say please, nicely, nicely" B purred; L's pale face turned a slight pink before he regained himself:
"Please" L sighed
"Nicely nicely?"
"Nicely nicely" B grinned and threw the keys at L -who managed to catch them in his signature way, by using his thumb and finger; that's skill that is- Mello stifled a yawn and looked up at his mentors:
"So are we ready to go yet?" Mello asked; his eyes darting to Misa and Light and then resting on B's smug face. L sighed and looked at B, both of them seemed to be having a private conversation using their eyes:
"Yes" L declared, still looking at B; who was smirking.
To most people B would of seemed to be a very threatening person; by his looks and his attitude, but L seemed to be able to put up with it. Then again L wasn't the cover page model of normal himself. In fact no one in Wammy's really was. Maybe that is what was the charm of the place.
"Right!" Light declared sitting up straight and moving for the first time in minutes. It was unusual for Light to stay silent for long periods of time:
"Let's get going! I'm actually starting to miss all of those little bastards at Wammy's" Misa laughed; as if this was some private joke between the two of them. B turned around and looked at the brunette his eyes meeting the brunettes briefly before another sly smile got plastered onto his face:
"Still like touching the children then , Light?" B asked his voice casual. Light's face was furious, but before he could say anything Matt jumped up from his seat and frowned at Light:
"You better not do anything to the Munchkins!" Matt warned him, Mello rolled his eyes; Matt was very protective of the little children at Wammy's, as he said they are his "Munchkins" they also adore him. All Light needed was an army of the said "Munchkins" to tie him up and beat him with Wii controllers. Mello shivered at the image. He was brought back to reality by the bus suddenly jerking forward; he looked up to see B in the driving seat and L and Ligh.. Wait what?! B driving?! Mello whipped his head around to the drivers seat; so fast that he almost got whiplash. Yes it was indeed B driving and Mello knew then that they where all going to die.
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"See it isn't so bad!" B declared grinning as he narrowly missed crashing the bus into an old lady, B glanced at the woman and tutted, muttering something about missing, Bailey was clinging to Pain in fear and Light was doing the same to L, but unlike Pain, L was not enjoying the experience:
"Light will you get off me!" Light yelled trying to kick his leg free off Light; Misa looked up from her seat beside the sleeping Kitty and glared at the detective:
"L!" The annoying blonde practically screeched -much to the annoyance of everyone's ears- "Stop feeling up my Light!"
"Oh yes because it was me" L replied in a monotone: although the annoyance was clearly heard in his tone, despite the fact that he was trying to stay as calm as he possibly good golly could -good golly?- Mello shook his head, he was certainly losing it. Blame this trip. Mello looked up to see Bailey and Kitty trying to clam down a melodramatic Misa while L and B chuckled at her obvious ignorance:
"It's okay Misa!" Kitty growled "Think of...shoes!"
"Think of Light! Your Light!" Bailey encouraged smiling at the blonde. B grinned; his eyes darting to Misa and then quickly back to the road:
"Think of your Light naked under my L" B replied and evil smirk forming on his face. This had done it Misa let out a scream that only the Antichrist could manage and jumped out of her seat preparing to lunge at L -L not B, L- Matt and Mello leaped from their seats and tackled Misa to the ground, Mello grabbed Misa's arms and pinned them up behind her head, Matt was sitting on Misa's legs pinning them down. B let out a bark-like laugh:
"My, my how immature and compulsive Misa. I am very disappointed in you, tut, tut" He teased her, sighing and glancing at Misa out off the corner of his eyes; he smiled at her and licked his lips causing Misa to growl at him.
Mello shook his head and tried to shake off the sexual tension emitting off the both of them. B really needed to raise his his standards a hell of a lot! L sighed and rolled his eyes -an expression that looks weird on the normally emotionless man- It caused most people to turned around and looked at the detective in surprise:
"Hey look!" Kitty exclaimed pointing out the window, Mello looked outside to see a man standing on the side of the road; obviously a hitch-hiker:
"It's a hitch-hiker" Kitty said; explaining the clearly obvious-
"Oh yes isn't he interesting" Mello replied rolling his eyes and looking at Matt, both of them chuckled. Kitty ignored the two boys and turned around to face B:
"We should pick him up" Kitty said
"For why?" B replied; not even looking in her direction:
"Because he needs a lift, it's cold outside"
"You want him"
"..."
"No reply, ha ha! I'm right!"
Kitty sighed but B chuckled and decided to give the stranger a lift, much to the annoyance of L and Matt. Matt because he has seen far too many horror movies and was convinced that the hitch-hiker was either a serial murderer or a zombie in disguise; who you could disguise a zombie was beyond Mello. And L because he just wasn't comfortable around strangers.
Matt was currently whispering to Bailey and according to his facial expression, was talking about his recent murderer theory. The hitch-hiker was currently sitting in the front with B and L:
"What's your name?" L asked the hitch-hiker. The hitch-hiker didn't reply but he just started to flail his hands around in the air; B was so taken aback that he nearly crashed the bus; although this wouldn't be the first time:
"What the hell is that fucker trying to do! Kill me!" B finally screamed after everyone had got over another near death experience, he pointed at the hitch-hiker.
L sighed and -making a mental note that B had only refereed to himself as getting killed- put his hand on B's shoulder: "Shh B" L replied calmly: "He's deaf"
"So what? Does he have to try and poke my eyes out because I can hear?" B replied, he turned towards the hitch-hiker: "What are you some kind of bitter bastard!" The hitch-hiker was obviously terrified at this moment in time; even he could sense that B was a serial killer:
"You really have no sympathy do you?!" L said rolling his eyes
"Have we met?" B replied; he sighed then tutted putting his hands back on the steering wheel: "No I don't, not for people who attempt to kill me"
"You kill others!" Light exclaimed
"They deserved it" B replied; in a tone of voice that had no emotion it was like he wasn't talking about human life: "I remember that butcher gave me the wrong kebab I wanted the other one, I was pointing to it like! But no he gave me the one pointing to him, selfish! He was selfish!"
"..." The whole bus sighed; B was impossible, he really really was
"Okay!" Misa exclaimed: "Don't argue with him!" B shot her a glare before L cleared his throat to get B's attention back on the road. B grinned at Misa; who turned a pink shade, before he faced the road again. Kitty shot Mello a look, obviously she was thinking the same thing as him, what was going on between those two?
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A couple of minutes past in which Near, who knew sign language, decided to communicate with the hitch-hiker. Mello was sure than both B and L knew sign language; he was sure of it, just the both of them couldn't be bothered, how nice.
Sirius had also woken up from his sleep and was being filled in on the details of their new passenger:
"So he can't hear me?!" Sirius exclaimed grinning at Kitty, Mello and Matt sighed, sure the question was normal enough but the tone of it was all, all wrong:
"Nope" Mello replied putting his hands behind his head and leaning back on his seat. Sirius looked thoughtful for a moment before he jumped up and crawled over towards Light to tell him about Mr No-Hear-Me; In Sirius's mind once he learned about something no one else knew about it, even the people who had told him. Matt sighed, it was a dramatic, thoughtful sigh causing Kitty and Mello to turn around and raise their eyebrows at the redhead:
"That poor man!" Matt exclaimed leaning back, his exclamation caused Kitty to blink confused and Mello to tilt his head:
"That poor man?" Kitty asked raising her eyebrow; Mello chuckled;
"No I get who your talking about...A couple of minutes ago he was a serial murderer" Mello teased
"That's then, now I know he's disabled and fails at life" Matt replied folding his eyes
"..."
"That's harsh!"
"Never hearing the Mario them tune...There's no point in living" Before Mello could slap his boyfriend and bring him into actual reality they heard a familiar screech:
"YOU! CAN'T HEAR ME!!" Sirius bellowed at the hitch-hiker; Mello felt a pang of jealous as, ironically enough everyone in the bus now wished that they couldn't hear the banshee boy:
"Well done stating the obvious there Sirius" B replied:
"Thankyou!" Sirius exclaimed turning around and flashing a huge smile at B. Causing the killer to sigh and focus his attention on the road again. Near was signing to the hitch-hiker; probably apologising for Sirius. Mello leaned into Kitty:
"He's either toying with B or he is actually ignorant" He whispered, Kitty chuckled
"Ignorant" She replied smiling:
"I can't believe you like a psycho"
"I can't believe you like a gaming addict"
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Half an hour passed and nothing exciting was really happening; Sirius,Tyler, Pain, Bailey, Near and David; the hitch-hiker, name given by B, were playing cards. Matt and Mello were battling each other on the Nintendo DS. Misa was sleeping. Kitty and Light were talking about Wammy's. L was sleeping and B was obviously driving.
It was a smooth road and they where just passing through a small village when they hit a bump.
Everyone froze, was it a speed bump? They all looked to B; who was driving on like nothing had happened:
"Um B?" Kitty asked walking up to the front and placing her hands on his shoulders:
"What was that?" She asked; dreading the answer:
"Oh we hit someone" B replied calmly
"..."
"Oh"
"My"
"Fuck!"
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Another chapter done! Woop
Next Chapter: "They kill people like us!"