Okay I'm back! I'll make it a goal to update one of my fan fictions every week at least, how does that sound? Good? Exams are coming up and my teacher told our class that we are not even getting Es yet. There's a confidence boost, you bitch.

Disclaimer: I'm a dick for not updating I know, that's why I don't deserve to own Death Note

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"Oh my God B!" Light exclaimed, in a tone of voice that should off belonged on Misa: "You killed her! Killed! An innocent old lady! Oh no, she was somebodies grandmother! We will get sued and die! Die I tell you! Burn in hell forever!" While Light ranted on about their demise obviously having lost it, B turned around to face L:

"Fix it" he demanded, L blinked once before replying:

"Fix Light or fix the situation?" L asked:

"Fix Light" Mello replied yawning. He leaned back on Matt and rested his head on his:

"Fix the situation" Matt replied, turning around to give Mello a one armed hug. B laughed and slapped his right knee, he looked through the rear view mirror and grinned at the faces of everyone. Some of the faces where shocked, some disgusted and some happy, we don't have to even guess to who that face belongs to. Sirius. B grinned once more and turned back on his seat to face L again:

"Fix the situation of course" B grinned, L sighed and got up off his seat for the first time in the past six hours. He took a quick glance around the bus to check of everyone was okay, the deaf guy was reading a newspaper, oblivious, Near mustn't of told him that B killed someone. Well I guess it's better that way. L walked over and sat down on the floor below B's chair, causing B to shift his feet, in disgust of the closeness, maybe:

"What the hell are you doing?" he demanded

"Sitting down" L replied simply: "Anyway how do you suggest I fix this?" B grinned yet again. But this grin was different to his usual ones.

"He looks that way when he's planning something" Mello mentally added. He got up off his seat and started to walk towards the door of the bus. That was until Light grabbed him and pulled him back:

"What the fuck are you doing?!" Mello snapped at Light: "Personal boundaries, fucking paedophile!"

"Now Mello" L replied calmly: "What have we learned?"

"To not make out in public places" Mello sighed rolling his eyes. God! L never let's anything go does he?

"...What else" L replied, silently cursing Mello for the mental image he had pasted into his head. Again

Mello sighed and folded his arms: "That Light wasn't a paedophile and if I ever met a paedophile I would know all about them and what they do to teenagers like myself" B burst out laughing causing Sirius to scream and jump onto Kitty's back, taking the blonde by surprise causing her to topple over. B looked at the teenagers lying on a heap on the ground:

"They will have some crazy, kinky sex when they're older I tell you" B grinned, Misa tutted causing B to turn around and look at her. He looked her up and down before whistling and resting his eyes on her breasts:

"Don't worry Misa, we'll do that too babe" He replied grinning:

"I'm up here Beyond!" Misa replied with a venomous tone in her voice

"Wow Misa, you sounded vaguely smart there, such a turn on!" B grinned licking his lips

"Tssk!" Misa turned her back to B, B grinned and turned his attention back to the front of the bus. Light was currently trying to stop Mello from going outside to the scene of the crime. B looked outside to see a police car arriving at the scene. As the body was several yards back. B and L threw a panicked glance at each other before turning to the people in the bus:

"The cops are here!" L informed, at this announcement there was an explosion:

"No! I can't go to jail I'm too beautiful!" Both Light and Misa screamed, clinging onto each other:

"Yes! Like GTA!" Matt exclaimed delighted, throwing his fist in the air to show his enthusiasm:

"No! Now I can't get into a good university with a criminal record! How can I become L!" Near yelled:

"Duh, L would have criminal record too!" Mello said:

"L isn't as cool as me, I'm a serial murder!" B argued:

"I want to go home!" Kitty cried:

"HE STILL CAN'T HEAR ME! Sirius screamed, annoyed at the fact that David still couldn't hear him. Poor David it wasn't his fault he was deaf.

B ran over to look out the widow again, he then shot back to the middle of the bus and looked around frantically. He ran over and grabbed Light, throwing him into the driver's seat:

"Drive!" B demanded, grabbing the keys and jamming them into the ignition. Light nodded once and turned on the gas, speeding up and swerving away. Everyone in the bus flew into the nearest seat, as no-one has enough time to sit down. Light swerved the car to the right and threw a quick glance out the rear view mirror, to see the police car turning it's lights on. Ready for the chase. Well they had to make themselves look suspicious. B was up on his feet. Obviously frantic.

Mello jumped from his seat and leaped over to Matt and Kitty, Sirius was currently holding onto L, screaming that the deaf guy was a culprit. Mello grabbed Matt's Nintendo DS and flung it into his bag:

"You need to focus for this" Mello said gently, placing a hand on Matt's shoulder. Matt shrugged it off, he was annoyed that Mello took his game off him.

"Focus for what?" He asked, in an annoyed tone of voice, he never got any peace to play his video games did he. Mello looked at him, a apologetic look on his face. He knew Matt hardly got to really concentrate on playing his games.

"...Whatever B has planned next" Mello stated looking over at the frantic B. he has never seen B so worked up before, it was just one police man right? What was the big deal?

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Light sped on past the hoard of people who where looking horrified at the chase. He gripped the wheel so tightly his fingers were starting to cramp. Out of the corner of his eye Light caught a glimpse of a path. The path was small and new, it was leading into a forest, obviously just a couple of people walk that way, maybe a group of kids. But the bus could fit, if Light wanted it too:

"Right hold on!" Light yelled before swerving the bus right, before quickly swerving left and ramming the bus though the small path. Many branches of trees hit the bus, some cracking the windows:

"Ah!" Kitty screamed, grabbing onto B's shirt, he turned around and grabbed her hand, pulling her close to his chest. Kitty flushed, she knew B was frantic, but he was being nice and sincere. Caring. About her, it was all too much:

"Kitty! Snap out of it!" Mello snapped, Kitty turned around to quickly shoot a glare at Mello, before turning to face the window beside her. It looked like a forest, just a simple forest. A quick glance on the ground gave away the fact that this was a popular place for teenagers to drink and have sex. The condoms and bottles of beer gave it away.

The path suddenly disappeared and before Light knew what was happening, they were falling. Yes falling. A cliff! This wasn't in the plan. Light had enough time to turn around and glare at B before everything went blank.

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"Ouch" Mello grumbled rolling over onto his side. Images past by him. The old lady on the road. B's panic. The forest. The drop. The white light. Mello's eyes flung open, was he dead? He raised himself up using his elbows and looked around.

He wasn't dead. Around him was a forest, bigger and cleaner than the one they had just drove in, he looked up to see a cliff. That must have been the cliff that we had fallen off. Mello whistled an impressed whistle. It was quite a drop he was surprised that everyone..wait! Where was everyone!

Mello jumped to his feet and was greeted by a wave of pain running from the top of his spine downwards. He must of hit his back, hard. It had just occurred to Mello that he was lying outside and not in the ruin that was now the bus. The bus was smashed, probably de to the impact it had made with the ground. But that didn't explain why he was outside, and where was everyone else?

"Mello!" a voice shouted a few feet away. Mello turned around to see Matt and Kitty running towards him: "Oh Mello!" Matt cried flinging his arms around Mello when he got a few inches away from the blond: "You where asleep for ages and L told us not to move you! We are at some forest far East of a big camp site."

"It would take a few days to get there says B" Kitty chimed in: "And none of our cell phones are working out here. Great the time we actually do get lost and none of our cellphones work. B said if we just rest for the night, get over the shock, then we will make a move for the site tomorrow."

"What about the match with St Mary's?" Mello pointed out: "That bitch did move the date and we won't get back in time to play off against them"

Kitty sighed: "We don't have to prove anything to them. B and L will handle it" Mello sighed rolling his eyes:

"Yeah" he replied: "But I really wanted to cream them so bad!"

"And we will!" Matt grinned jumping up and down: "We will own them so bad that they will need a phoenix down to come back!"

"..."

"Game stuff!"

"Oh! Now it makes sense!"

Matt, Mello and Kitty walked a few metres towards the ruined bus and waited for the others to come back. B had taken some people to scout the area to try and find any signs of campers, no matter how long ago they had camped here, because it would at least show that the place was safe to camp. L had taken a few people in search of food and water, because they had no supplies in the bus.

"Hey!" A voice called. The trio looked around to see B walking towards them waving slightly: "I have a surprise that use might want to check out" B said grinning at them. Matt Mello and Kitty looked at each other before staring back at B in wonder.

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Mello stared in wonder at the tribe he was now looking at through the thick, green bushes. A primal tribe of people. Probably about twenty of them were currently dancing around a giant fire that they had build themselves. It reminded Mello of the African tribes that he had read about in old stories in Wammy's house. Roger scolded him once when he referred to Wit as a 'tribal kid' but these guys were different. They were more primal, more savage. It was as if they where speaking in tongues and not in English.

"Amazing" Kitty murmured: "There's actually tribes nowadays!"

"Of course there is!" Matt scoffed. Mello chuckled then looked over again. His eyes flew wide open in shock. Light was being carried in by five of the tribal villagers.

"B! What do we do!?" Kitty exclaimed pulling on B's arms

"...Nothing?" B raised his eyebrow as if questioning if Kitty was sane or not.

"Are they going to eat him?" Matt asked looking at Mello. Mello looked around to see if there was anything he could do. He found a rock and picked it up. Quickly Mello aimed it and chucked it at one of the tribal villagers head.

The sound of their chanting stopped. Each of the tribal villagers turned to face Mello and the rest of the group. Anger flowing through their bodies:

"GET THEM!" One of the tribal villagers screamed pointing at them:

"Hey they spoke English!" Matt exclaimed grinning and pointing back.

"No time for that!" B exclaimed grabbing the redhead by the arm and pulling him away with him. Running down a small slope that they had to climb up. Matt suddenly stumbled and fell under B's grasp. B stopped and put his hands under Matt's shoulders to hoist him up. Mello and Kitty ran back to check on them. Suddenly. They were surrounded by the tribal people.

"Fuck" B muttered, tilting his head slightly so his bangs fell into his face. Mello gulped. They where in deep shit now, weren't they?

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Lol i've played tooo much RE5 lately. I had to have a tribe in a forest. That's where they live

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