((Aaaaand WE'RE BACK! Wow, that was way to long between chapters. Well just because of that I'll post a whole bunch of chapters now. Enjoy!))
Britain was sitting in his garden, trying to have a decent cup of tea and maybe finish his book. But no. Such a simple thing was denied to him because of one, simple, utterly complete...Moron.
"Hey Britain!" America suddenly appeared out of nowhere, startling Britain into spilling his tea all over his vest.
"Bloody hell America!" sooner or later he was going to get off his ass and kill him, but for now he just glared at the man, "What do you want?"
"Well, really I was just coming over to bug you about some silly 'global disaster warning' that my boss wanted me to talk to you about. But then I saw this really neat car out front of your house! So I was wondering if I could taker it for a spi-"
"Slow down you prat!" Britain was getting a headache, "No, you can't drive my car and further more-" he stopped, "Wait, what was that about a 'global disaster warning'?"
America flopped onto a nearby garden chair and propped his feat on the glass table, "Oh you know," he shrugged, "Tornado warnings, seismic activity stuff. All that fancy crap. But about the car-"
"Bonjour mon amis!" called a voice that made Britain cringe. France appeared from the bushes, flipping his sparkly hair with a hand.
"How the bloody hell did you get here?" Britain raged.
"Why ma chère Angleterre must you use such language? It's not becoming."
"Whatever, still, I thought the dogs would've scared you off..." Britain muttered.
"Why must you be so cruel as to bar me out?" France sighed dramatically.
"Cus I hate you frog! That's why!"
"Ahem," America cleared his throat, "I know you two are having a lovely couples argument and all, but still, why is Frenchie here?"
"I wanted to propose a meeting," France said, "There has been some strange 'natural disturbances' in my country."
"A meeting would be fine idea France-san." Japan said, "I've been having strange things happen too."
America put his arm around Japan's shoulders, "Sorry about the earthquake dude..."
"Ve~ I've been seeing weird things too!" Italy said, Germany grumbled something behind him.
"Us as well, aru." China said, Russia nodded.
"Um yeah, so have I..." Canada whispered. (But no one hear him...)
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU ALL GET IN MY BLOODY GARDEN?" Britain shouted, his face turning read.
"Whoa there," America put a hand on his shoulder, "Don't blow a fuse eyebrows."
"What did you just call me?"
"Alright everyone, settle down." Germany said, "Let's all compile our data and see if any of these disasters are related."
The others nodded and placed their reports side by side; Britain went into the house and got his.
"Uh, Germany..." said Italy, "What do all these funny jagged lines mean?"
Germany snatched the papers away, "Those are seismograph charts Italy."
"Oh okay! I thought some guy just couldn't draw any straight lines!"
Russia picked up a few papers and held them together, "It looks like we've all been having lots of seismic activity, da?"
"Right," Japan said, "It seems earthquake and fire are most common occurrences..."
China looked at everyone with disbelief, "Is it just me, or is anyone else freaked out by all of this working together too."
"I'm with you man," America said, "Just plain freaky..."
Britain rubbed his chin and looked at a list he just made, "So all of this data says the most of the activity has been in, Hong Kong, Northern Italy, Siberia, Japan, East Ukraine, Southern France, and Berlin."
"Don't forget California!" America shouted.
"And Ontario..." Canada murmured.
"Ja, I think that's everywhere..." Germany piled the papers together.
"So does anyone have any ideas as to what's going on?" France said, "Is it another end of the world thing?"
Britain shook his head, "Don't think so, if it were, America would've panicked and nuked the rest of us by now..."
"HEY! I'm not THAT trigger happy!" America shouted.
Japan sighed, "There's just no explanation as to why the events occur. Some of these places don't even have earthquakes! We need more data, or somethi-"
Suddenly, Australia jumped the garden fence, landing in some of Britain's best roses. "Ow! That could've gone better..."
"What the bloody-!?" Britain shouted, "Oh... It's you. What do you want Australia?" he looked him up and down, "And why are you soaking wet?"
It was true, they could all see Australia was soaked hat to foot, mud was plastered on his legs from the knee down, he held a giant stick in one hand and blood trickled down his nose.
"G-day to you too pops," Australia pried off Jessie and set the bristling animal down, "Well that's the thing, I had something really important to tell everyone! See, there was weird stuff going on, and all the animals were freaked, so I went to ask the Bunyip if he knew anything, and-"
"Stop," Britain said, "You don't seriously expect us to believe a Bunyip told you anything?"
"What is a Bunyip?" Japan asked.
"Some walrus, dog, monkey monster thing," America shrugged, "Lives in water. Eats people, the works."
"Sounds scary!" Italy clung to Germany's arm.
"But it's real!" Australia said, "I had to tussle with it for a while, but it told me that evil was rising from the deepest dark, and the world will die!"
"Of course it did," Britain rolled his eyes.
"Says the one who talks to fairies," France said.
"Seriously dude I think we should listen to him," America said, "I mean, did you forget everything that happened when we went to hell?"
"Don't remind me," Britain grumbled.
"What's this about hell?" China and Australia asked.
"We'll explain later..." Germany said.
"I think we should listen to the animal guy, da?" Russia picked up the koala, who proceeded to sink her claws into his large hand, "The Bunyip is demon, da? Then it should know if something stirs in hell..."
"Please don't make us go back to that place..." Canada whimpered.
"I still think this is silly," China huffed, "We waste time here, I say we all just go home, aru." Everyone kind of murmured in agreement.
Australia slammed his stick against the ground, making a loud CRACK! "No!" he said, "We can't just do nothing! I know that they're coming and they're coming NOW!"
"But what is coming!?" Everyone shouted back.
"Uh, guys." America pointed to the sky overhead, "that doesn't look good..." Everyone looked up and saw the sky had turned dark and thick with clouds, a cold wind blew past, kicking up leaves, blowing hair and pushing trees.
"A storm?" Japan murmured.
((Continue reading because your life now depends on it! D: And yes, there was a Bunyip, cus I'm just obsessed with myths and monsters like that. For those of you who don't know what it is, look it up, it's awesome.))