Well it certainly has been a very long time. I'm not going to bore you with details of my life, except for one. I'M NOW A MUMMY! To a beautiful baby boy, Desmond. After speaking to an old friend I have decided to complete my fan fictions. I will try to get one chapter out a week or every fortnight.

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Why did it have to happen? Why! Mello was always doing stuff like this and getting him into trouble, and now they were in the biggest trouble that they have ever been in in their lives. Matt sighed and looked over at the bald tattooed gentleman in the other cell who was staring intently back. Matt shivered, the look that man was giving him was making Matt fear for his life.

"I hate you" Matt said to his blonde companion. Mello glanced at him and sighed folding his arms and closing his eyes.

"Matt my dear friend you didn't have to go along with it you know. As a matter of fact I recall you saying 'more please Mello, oh please more!'" Matt shot a glare at the blonde, his arrogant behaviour was really getting on his nerves and now he was being a smart arse, Matt started to complain about all the things that annoyed him about chocolate boy.

Mello grinned at his friend's emotional outburst and turned to look at the police officer on guard. He was a stout balding old gentleman who was currently sitting on a chair with his feet up on the desk reading a magazine that said 'Busty ladies' on the cover. Mello wrinkled his nose, if you want to read a magazine like that then at least cover it up. Busty ladies…how busty were these ladies.

Suddenly the police officers phone went off, with a sigh the man set down his Busty ladies and answered. Mello motioned to Matt to stop rambling and listen to the man.

"Hello? Yes I have them here. Yes. Uh huh. Yes. Uh huh. Right away. Okay. See you soon." The man hung up the phone and left the room closing the door behind him. Matt turned to Mello

"Well that was an interesting conversation thank you I almost missed that."

"Oh shut up"

The door opened again and Mello looked up to see the man come back in, but he wasn't alone. He was accompanied by L, B and Kitty. Mello swore in his head. This is not going to be pleasant.

"Thank you for the bail money" The policeman said to L, he then turned to stare at the two teenagers. "Now boys I hope you learn your lesson and realise that cabs are not alleys, you can't do whatever you like in them. Please restrain yourselves and keep that in the privacy of your own bedroom"

Mello shot him a glare as he opened the cell door and let him and Matt out. L looked at the pair, a look that said 'you had better be quiet.' Mello and Matt obliged, the group walked out of the police station in silence, walked along the busy, and hot street in silence, and got into L's rented limo in silence. Until the car started to move.

"See you two!" B bellowed causing Kitty to almost jump out of her seat "I have never been more ashamed in my life! Imagine when I come outside to get my beloved jam from my suitcase I see a homeless midget eating my jam from my opened suitcase and alas! You two are nowhere to be seen! Noooooo apparently gallivanting around Florida in a cab and performing oral acts on each other is more important than minding my jam!"

Mello's mouth dropped, B had lost it.

"Oral acts?" Was the question that came from Matt's lips. B glared at him

"Problem?" He asked

"Who calls it that?"

"ME!"

"Someone who hasn't experienced an oral act.."

"Why you!"

L had to jump in front of B and restrain him from killing his third successor. Kitty looked at Mello who shrugged. This was going to be a long car journey!

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Light finally thought it would be safe to leave the bathroom without being ambushed by Sirius to go with him down to the swimming pool. Pfft Light did not swim, I mean he could, have you not seen his body, clearly a swimmers body, but no. Light spent far too much time on his hair for it to become wet and puffy.

Light checked his watch. L should be back anytime now. The rest of L's little group were down at the pool, Light was supposed to be keeping an eye on them but how much trouble could they get into really? Light left the bathroom to see Near lying on the bed playing with a toy robot. Light thought about leaving ignoring him but decided that he might as well try and get along with the only sane one of L's children.

"Hey Near, what you doing?"

"Leave me alone"

Light frowned and left the room, annoying little brat! How dare he speak to him like that! Light was too busy plotting the death of the white haired boy that he bumped into someone

"Oh I'm so sorry!" Light exclaimed to the person now lying on the floor, upon looking at who it was he realised it was that woman from the airport. The one B seemed to be very nervous around.

"I'm okay" Naomi said getting up, "Oh!" She exclaimed "It's you!"

Light felt slightly offended at her startled tone "Yes. It's me"

"Oh don't be offended!" Naomi explained "I just didn't realise that Ryusaki would be here. I wasn't prepared for seeing him."

Light understood now. He remembered vaguely L telling him about how he brought B to justice with the assistance of a young woman, this must have been that young woman.

"Well" Naomi said, "It was nice to see you again, I'm sure we will meet again"

"Yeah" Light said waving goodbye at her, he watched as she left and then an idea came to his head. "Hey wait!" He said running after her.

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"Well here we are" L announced as the limo pulled into a side street were the sign said 'Hotel 12' Mello looked out and blanched. The hotel was a bright pink building with five stories. He could see that the hotel had its own private swimming pool and eating area beside a couple of restaurants. In other words it was hell.

"Very nice!" Matt exclaimed, to Matt anything was better than staying a night in that dreaded prison.

Matt and Mello got out of the car and followed the rest of the gang towards the building. Mello swallowed, his throat dry, it was five o'clock at night why the hell was it still warm and sunny?! The building inside was just as bad as the outside, no that that back. It was worse. Every hotel seemed to have a character theme and this theme was Cinderella, it put the pink hotel into perspective.

"Right" L said walking over towards the pair, he held out his hand and gave them each a card, "This card is for your room, Mello you will be sharing with Kitty, and Matt you will be sharing with Tyler. I do not have to explain why you will not be sharing together. Anyway we will all meet up in the dining room at half six, I assume you will take this time and familiar yourself with the hotel.. In a respectable manner I presume." With that L walked away, B followed suit giving Mello the finger as he left, obviously he was still pissed off about the homeless man, Mello'll give him a day before he comes around.

"Come on guys I'll show you to the pool" Kitty said. Matt grinned at Mello and followed Kitty leaving Mello alone in the lobby.

"I hate this already" He said, before following the other two towards the dreaded pool

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Wow it's been ages since I wrote a story so please forgive me if I am rusty. This time I have a well planned plot ahead and I am excited to see how it goes

Next chapter: Pools and Parties