Hi, inspiration struck for my second chapter and i got really impatient, so i decided to write it up. Hope you like it!


Chapter 2

Bet you didn't expect that! So, whereas at school I am no more than Rachel Berry, at home I am Rachel Puckerman Berry, twin sister of Noah Puckerman Berry.

My dad, Hiram Berry and Daddy, Leroy Puckerman could not decide which name they would take when they got married, both were adamant about having each other's name. Aww, they really are adorable!

Just because Noah and I are not identical twins in appearance, does not mean that we do not share a lot of the same traits and similarities, woman for example.

Now that I have a bit of time on my hands and am away from the drama that is my school life, I suppose I should explain to you why we are in this situation.

A year ago my family and I had moved to Lima to escape the hustle and bustle of New York City. Dad and Daddy thought that it was no place to raise teenagers. Puh-lease, where is the logic in moving from an exciting City to the homophobic small town of Lima were kids are slushied in the halls? There is none!

OK, we are getting off topic now so where was I? Oh yeah, so we all moved down to lame, I mean Lima and enrolled into McKinley High.

Here is where things went to shit.

First off, when trying to enrol, Principle Figgins turned out to be a raging homophobic and refused to allow us to take both of our father's names; they didn't want to cause any drama and accepted this, much to mine and Noah's displeasure. So to honour both of our Fathers, I took dad's last name and Noah took Daddy's.

Secondly, on the day of actual school, I came across a huge problem; the delivery van had yet to arrive with all of my clothes! Noah was lucky; he took most of his in the car, but me? I was stuck with some ugly animal sweaters and tiny skirts that I had to borrow from the neighbours so I had something to wear.

My fathers were mortified! Helllooo? They are gay; sending their only daughter to school in something that bad of a fashion disaster was tragic.

Noah tried to cheer me up saying I looked hot in a school girl innocent take some candy sort of way, but even I could see the grimace behind that lie.

So I went to school, taking my own car, trying desperately to ignore the looks everyone was giving me, but it wasn't easy. I kept my head low, trying to keep a low profile until my clothes arrived so I could have a redo of my entrance into school.

Unfortunately... SPLASH! My very first Slushy facial. It was cold, it was shocking, it was wet and it was genuinely everything I never wanted to feel for as long as I lived.

Karofsky was stood there with an empty slushy cup in hand grinning while the cheerleaders led by Quinn, started laughing hysterically. I would have been angry with her but, dude she was hot!

I saw my brother come charging down the hallway, having witnessed the entire thing wearing his letterman jacket. I remember thinking 'so he made it on the football team, Go Noah!'

He charged right up and punched Karofsky right in the face, sending him tumbling to the floor. 'What the fuck man!' he had yelled.

'What the fuck? What the fuck's wrong with you? She dresses like a fucking 3 year old and she has faggot fathers!' he had yelled getting to his feet.

'Think about what side your on Puck, ours or treasure trails' Quinn had declared, failing to notice my brother getting angrier and angrier. They had not realised that they had not only humiliated his sister, but also insulted his fathers.

Knowing this was going to get out of hand and not wanting to risk my brother's place on the football team I had put my hand on his shoulder, sending quiet pleas for him to drop it. I had to pull out the Puckerman Berry pout for him to cave, but it worked.

The next day was the same thing, my clothes had still not arrived and I had officially been labelled the Lima loser.

Feeling completely pissed off, I decided that I would be their Lima looser since there was obviously nothing I could do about it.

I created Rachel Berry, the over enthusiastic, dictionary mouth, Broadway obsessed diva. At least this way I could annoy them while they bully me, I think I mostly created the character to protect myself, but hey, I loved acting so putting myself to this test with the mindset that it was only a game, kept me sane. At home I would be the real me, actually my life outside of school is pretty awesome.

By doing this, I had to convince Noah to go a long with my plan; I refused to acknowledge him as a brother at school mainly because if we had, it would have ruined his reputation and put his football career in jeopardy. He agreed reluctantly and still has his moments where he almost looses it if someone is being particularly mean, but it works.

We never told our fathers about any of this, I didn't want to worry them with any of this, they were stressed enough with work and Noah didn't tell them because of me. However, it did mean I had to hide those horrible clothes and dress in the car so my parents don't find out about my ugly attire.

So there you have it, how my school life went shitty and the invention of Rachel Berry, eventually leading to this conversation right now...

"Please Rach, let me help you! You do not need to put yourself through this at school everyday just because of some stupid football games and popularity. You have been doing this for a year now! Can't you see that I want to help my sister? That what they say about our dad's hurts me as much as it hurts you?" We are both sat on my bed, Noah once again trying to convince me to stop this act at school.

"No way! We can do this Noah, it is not that bad really, I love acting and this is great practice! I will not drag you into this when you are the football star, lady's man, popular stud at the school" I add trying to lighten the mood.

He can't help but grin at that before frowning again. "That was supposed to be both of us Rach, that was our deal when moving here" he says sadly.

"Yeah well things change, besides, we still rock it out of school, you cannot deny that I have good game." I say rolling my eyebrow suggestively in a very Puckerman sort of manner. See? I told you we were related.

Noah then picks up a thong from in between my bed sheets, tossing it on the floor with a grin "Yeah, they practically throw themselves at you" he then adds "you're like the female version of me" cheekily.

"Oh puh-lease, you're just jealous because I can get more tail than you" I say with a smirk.

"Hey! I taught you everything you know!"

"Well there comes a time when the student surpasses their master and that time has come."

"Touché"

We both look at each other and grin before saying at the same time...

"VIDEO GAME TIME!" before breaking out into laughter.

"I love you my baby Sis!" Noah says as he brings me into a brotherly hug.

"Love you too you Jackass now come on! I hear Call of duty calling my name!" I say breaking the hug, running to get the controller.

"I want the black controller!" Noah Yells after me.

"First come, first serve!"


I really like the idea of a casanova Rachel and decided to put that in. Hope you don't mind...

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