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Chapter 4
Watching the pair get into the car is no other than Santana. Coach Sylvester made her stay behind after cheerleading practice to do another lap of the field for slacking, when really she just wanted to prove to the other cheerleaders that even someone as fiery as Santana can be punished as well. Of course Brittany being Brittany decided to run the lap with Santana, not wanting to leave her on her own.
"Hey Britt, did you just see that?" Santana pulls Brittany out of her daze after witnessing Berry and Puck.
"hmm? Oh, what Santy?" Brittany asks excitedly, oblivious to what Santana is on about.
"Treasure trail just got into Puckerman's car Britt! Why would he give it a lift home when Berry rejected him in front of everyone and why did they look so close?" Santana questions out loud, not knowing whether to be angry or confused about this.
"Rachel and Puck? Oh they have always cared about each other Santy, but they always look so sad at school..." she trails off sadly, not liking the idea of anyone being sad.
"Why didn't you tell me this before Britt?" Santana asks in exasperation instantly believing Brittany's words. Brittany may be a little clueless when it comes to academics, but she is like the dictionary on people, she just knows stuff.
"I didn't think you wanted to know... It's not like you like Rachel..." Brittany sounds upset, thinking Santana was mad with her.
"Hey, I'm not mad, I'm just a little frustrated at the moment B, I didn't know you liked Rachel?" she starts softly, adding on the last bit as an afterthought.
"I do, she's really nice! But she doesn't act herself, but I know she is a good person" Brittany says happily.
"Quick lets follow them before they get away" Santana says running to her car, opening the door for Brittany.
Why?" she asks confusedly while getting in the car.
Santana runs to the other side quickly when she notices the other car leaving the car park. "To find out what their deal is."
Santana eventually catches up to the unlikely pair, almost causing a few car accidents along the way causing Santana to curse them out as she speeds off.
She trails them at a safe distance when they pull up at a very large house. Santana does not know whether it is Puck's or Berry's as she has never been to either's home before, which, when you think about it, is kind of odd considering how much Puck likes to party.
She parks close enough to be able to see them, but far enough away to lessen the suspicion.
Brittany is playing with her duck key chain while Santana's eyes are glued to the pair in disbelief.
She watches as both Berry and Puck get out of the car laughing and joking around, acting completely different to how they are at school before Berry runs into the house laughing hysterically with Puck chasing after her.
"What the fuck is that? Why are they both going into the fucking house?" Santana swears her confusion leading to anger.
"I don't know Tan, maybe they are practising a song?" Brittany offers, trying to ease Santana's anger.
"Well one of them will have to come out soon. We will just wait and see what happens."
They sit there waiting for approximately half an hour before Brittany begins to feel restless. Brittany is a very active person who is happiest when moving.
"Can we go yet San? This is really boring" she whines to Santana who looks as if she is about to agree when...
Santana's eyes widen comically at the sight of Rachel Berry, the Lima looser, step out of the house with Puck, in black denim shorts showing off her long tan legs, a super clingy 'lick me' t-shirt highlighting her toned abs, with a leather jacket hung on her shoulders. The Smokey makeup brings out the brown of her eyes and her lipstick has made her lips all that more fuller as her hair falls in waves around her shoulders.
It wasn't just her appearance though, her whole posture has changed, she walks with a confidence that is almost sexy and very much that of a model, rather than the ignorant annoying walk she has at school, her smile is more relaxed, almost lazy and she has a spark in her eyes.
Santana can do no more than gape at her, this is not the Rachel Berry that McKinley high know's, that's for sure.
"Did you see her San? She was so sexy! I always knew she was pretty but she is super hot!" Brittany bounces in her seat like a 7 year old on a sugar rush, snapping Santana out of her trance. Suddenly angry that Brittany thinks that, but she cannot deny the truth in her words. Besides, she knows Brit does not like her like that.
"Who the hell was that? That can't be Rachel Berry" Santana says, still in disbelief.
Puck then starts up the car as they drive off, Santana putting her car in gear as she pulls out to follow them. She needs to get to the bottom of this.
It feels like they had been following them for days rather than 45 minutes, but they finally come to a stop, somewhere that Santana herself has never been.
She waits for them to park and get out of the car before she parks her own car, a little bit away from Puck's.
When the pair just turn the corner Santana jumps out of the car, going around to open Brittany's door before they both follow them.
They both stop when they see Rachel and Puck stop outside a club called 'the underground' looking very friendly with the doorman, before going in themselves, skipping the queue.
Santana, seeing this, takes a hold of Brittany's hand leading her to the front of the queue, putting on her best smile silently thinking, thank god they still had their cheer outfit on, this should work to their advantage.
"Hey can we go in?" acting sickeningly sweet, internally gagging at herself.
The large, buff door man gives them both a once over, looking at them quizzically "Why are you in cheer clothes?" he asks.
"Because we are che..." Santana quickly cuts Brittany off.
"We're into dress up, today is cheerleaders, tomorrow could be firewoman right B?" she hopes Brittany won't do anything that could jeopardise her plan.
"Really? I love fireman clothes!" she squeals excitedly while Santana breath's a sigh of relief.
The door man smiles indulgently at the pair, it was pretty clear to him that they are in high school but he can't help but find the Blonde one adorable and decides to let them have their fun while they can. "Sure" he says opening the door, smiling as the Blonde one pulls the brunette in excitedly. Ah, young love He thinks dreamily before frowning I am so gay he shrugs thinking yep continuing with his job.
Going down the stairs into the basement, they find themselves surprised by what they see. Girl's grinding against girls, with a few guys dotted around here and there.
Santana ignores this fact, looking around to find Berry.
"RACHEL" I hear calling me.
I turn around, only to be attacked by a squealing Cindy, hugging the life out of me.
"Hey Cindy" I say nervously, looking over to Noah for help who just smirks at me, walking to the bar. Traitor. What happened to the bro's code, never leave a man behind!
"Where have you been? You never called? You practically disappeared off the face of the planet!" she says pulling away looking at me with angry eyes. I know I said that lesbians are easier one night stands, well Cindy here is the exception to that rule...
"I have been, er, busy... With stuff!" yep it is true, even I can become illiterate when put on the spot.
"You couldn't have called?" she demands.
I sigh, I am quite proud of the fact that I never lead woman on, I make it perfectly clear at the beginning that I am not looking for anything major, just sex, but it seems some people tend to ignore that.
"Look Cindy, I told you from the beginning that I was not looking for a relationship so I don't see why I needed to call you. Just move on with your life, that's what I'm doing" I know that was really mean, but this chick has not left me alone for months!
She jumps away as if I had just hit her. As if I would do that, looking at me with tears running down her cheeks. "You asshole!" she screams at me before running out of the door.
I turn around and slump in the seat next to Noah "way to bail on me man, that was just not cool" I say miserably.
Noah grins, completely unapologetic "I'm just surprised she didn't slap you! That was pretty harsh Rach" he says giggling. Do guys even giggle?
"Hey you try putting up with a stalkerish ex one night stands! It's fucking difficult!" I say in exasperation, this was supposed to be a fun night, not filled with ex's from hell.
"Oh believe me, I do! I know exactly what you mean sister" he says sympathetically.
I nod in agreement, we have both been there and it isn't pretty.
"Next time that happens, we help each other out. Deal?" I say holding out my fist.
Noah smacks his against mine "deal".
"What can I get you guys?" the bar tender says.
We both turn to her at the same time, sharing the exact same thought. HOT!
"Hey Kara, you are looking hot today" my brother says with an eyebrow wiggle, giving her a once over.
She merely rolls her eyes at my brother "You do realise that you are in a gay club Puck" she says raising her eyebrow.
"Never stopped me before" he says shrugging his shoulders.
I grin at him before turning my attention to Kara. "My dear brother here is telling the truth Kar, you certainly look..." I let my eyes trail over her uniform clad body, allowing my eyes to linger on her over exposed chest, before making eye contact, letting my signature smile fall into place "sexy this evening".
She flushes slightly under my gaze and her eyes darken slightly. "Well how can I not feel sexy with you around" she says, giving me a once over of her own.
This would not be the first time I have hooked up with Kara, but I know she knows my rules and she is perfectly okay with that, besides, she is one of the best lays around here.
I lean forward onto the bar, looking at her hungrily "Let me show you how sexy I know you are, I'm sure you will be surprised"
She leans in as well, staring at me lustfully.
"Damn you work fast sis" Noah hoots but we both ignore him.
"Show me" she breath's on my lips before pushing them against mine forcefully from the other side of the bar, bringing her hand up to tangle in my hair, using her other one to support herself.
I was quite happily enjoying myself when...
"NO FUCKING WAY!" is yelled at us.
It startles me so much that I literally fall off my chair landing on my ass. My dear brother starts laughing at me hysterically, almost falling out of his own chair.
I stand up, dusting myself off looking towards Kara who looks amused, but also a little annoyed that we were interrupted.
"An ex of yours?" she guesses.
I hadn't even looked around yet to see who it was when I turn, coming face to face with a very angry looking Santana and an excited Brittany.
I can't stop the horror from showing on my face and I can see out of the corner of my eye, Noah looking equally as shocked. "What are you doing here?"
"What are we doing here? We followed you! We thought that there was no way in hell Puck would give you, man hands, a lift after a rejection like that and then we find this? What the actual Fuck?" she rants at me.
Well, since she had already seen me like this, I don't see the point in trying to convince her this is not what it looks like as Rachel Berry, so...
"I don't give a shit about what you think Santana! You have no right following me and demanding shit from me! So why don't you back the fuck up!" I get up in her face, shocking her yet again with the difference between school me and the real me.
Puck is still gaping like a gold fish while Santana looks stunned.
"Hi Rachel" says Brittany cheerfully, ignoring the atmosphere.
I turn to Britt with a real smile, making her smile widen saying "Hey Britt, it's good to see you", you can't help but like Brittany, she's like a baby bunny rabbit. Adorable.
"It's nice to finally meet you" she says smiling, confusing me.
"What do you mean Britt, we've met before" I say gently.
"Nope, I hadn't met the real you yet, at school you're always so different and sad, but I am glad now, you seem really happy" she says beaming, while I just stand there frozen... I knew she knew something!
Santana snaps out of her stupor, looking angrier than I have ever seen her. "You Ru-Paul have just crossed the fucking line. You think fucking school was hard? I'm going to beat the living shit out of you" she says while advancing on me.
I'm not worried, I do have a black belt in karate so it's not like I can't handle myself.
Noah finally comes to, takes in the situation and jumps up, grabbing Santana from behind, restraining her while Brittany watches us in worry.
"I will not let you touch my sister Lopez! I have had to watch everyone fucking bully her but I sure as hell won't let you hurt her!" Noah says angrily, holding Santana .
I could almost cry at the passionate speech he made, but then Santana had to open her mouth. "What? You guys are related?" she stops struggling looking at us oddly.
Damn it, we could have done damage control, but now she knows we are brother and sister, Noah is definitely going to get dragged into my mess. Nice going Noah!
I sigh, well now that the cats out of the bag... "Twins actually, my actual name is Rachel Puckerman Berry".
Noah comes to stand next to me facing them "I am Noah Puckerman Berry".
"What the? Uh... huh?" Santana splutters while Brittany's smile widens yet again.
Kara chooses that moment to interrupt "Wow Rach I didn't know you got bullied at school, that's kind of cute" she says glancing at me with different eyes.
Noah starts silently laughing, he himself knows it is insulting to us to be referred to as... cringe... cute!
Deciding to play this to my advantage, I ignore Santana and Brittany for the moment, going back into Casanova mode. "That's not what you were screaming last time we met when my head was between your legs" I say seductively, watching as she audibly gulps and reddens.
"ha ha, nice one sis!" Noah holds up his hand for a high five to which I gladly comply, jumping to reach before we both dust off our shoulders.
"Oh god, you really are twins" Santana says in horror, watching the interaction.
"That is so cool!" Brittany exclaims.
"If this is what you are like outside of school Berry, er Rachel, then why do you act like that in school?" Santana questions, not understanding any of this.
Both Noah and I turn to look at each other, having a silent conversation with our eyes before Noah sighs turning away while I turn back to Santana.
"If I tell you, you can't let anyone at school no any of this, it is our secret." I say, still trying to protect my brother.
Santana gives me a long stare before nodding her head in agreement.
"I don't see why you can't just let it all out already" mutters Noah under his breath which I ignore.
"Well, pull up a chair because I don't know about you, but I need a drink!" I say, settling down to retell this story.
They both pull up a chair next to me, with Noah on my other side while Kara gets us our order.
When she comes back handing out our drinks I give her a wink "Thanks babe". Her response is to lean over the bar, whispering in my ear "I get off in an hour if your still up for it" before sauntering off.
Santana and Noah laugh as my eyes trail her ass, sending her lingering looks.
"You know, I like this version of you so much better" Santana says smiling at me for a change
"I told you she was nice San!" Brittany pouts, a little put out that Santana didn't listen to her.
"I know you did B, but it's nice to see it myself" Santana says sweetly, getting looks from both myself and Noah while Brittany beams.
"What?"
"Oh, nothing... So it all started..."
Could this be the beginning of a beautiful friendship?
So, it wasn't Quinn or Kurt, but Santana and Brittany. Good guesses but not quite right lol.
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