I'm soooo sorry I haven't updated this in ages. I REALLY am sorry, please forgive me. Thank you continued readers and thank you DoctorMerliena-WestwoodIsCool for helping cure my writers block! Cyber cookies for you and my devoted readers. Enjoy!

River and Amy awoke to find themselves in a golden console room, similar to that of the present Doctor's TARDIS and the blue of the console's centre glistened on a silver and blue device that was scanning them. Startled, Amy wriggled away from the buzzing sapphire too and hid behind one edge of the console. She felt a hand poke her gently in the ribs.

"Meeep!" Amy whimpered.

"Wakey-wakey! Rise and shine! I don't want to know what you did to the other TARDIS, but I do want to know who that is."

An older looking man in a pin-striped suit with a brown trench coat draped casually over broad shoulders was grinning mischievously at the dazed trio and pointing at his evil counter-part. His warm toffee eyes flickered over the confused bodies as his beam stretched towards his ears.

"What're you smiling at, goofy?" The dark time-lord growled.

The smile drooped.

"Oh yeah? At least I don't look like a bloody girl and I know how to fight back!" Retaliated the younger Doctor.

Both time-lords were frowning and snarling random curses at each other. They wandered towards each other cautiously until they were an arms length apart. The duo started punching each other childishly - while the two girls hauled themselves up from the cold metallic floor.

Amy pushed herself in between them to prise them apart from each other.

"Boys! Will you just stop it!? We've just been rescued by an absolutely gorgeous man-"

River interrupted sternly.

"Who just so happens to be my husband, Mother!"

The ginger stopped all movement - giving the two Doctor's the chance to slap at each other like little girls again.

"Yeah… Well… No, I don't have a come back for that." The dark Doctor.

Letting go of his good tenth incarnation, he suddenly grappled the left hand side of his chest and roared in agony.

"Graaargh! One heart! Not again! Must have happened in the explosion."

"Shouldn't have tried to kill the companions then, eh?" Chuckled the Doctor.

"Shouldn't have had sex with Mum then either…" Snarled River, shooting a glare at both Doctors.

That made the Tenth Doctor shudder and turn wide eyed at the ginger female who blushed next to him. He fell in a heap on the floor before scolding Amelia.

"Dirty human. Dirty, filthy, self-centred human!"

"Yes and we're dying over here!"

The yell of the counter-part troubled Amy and River. Without the present Doctor, there was no way home.

At all.

And they had to figure a way to revitalise the better half of the lovable time-lord. Or else they were never going to get home – River's vortex manipulator being disabled.

Will they ever get back in their time again?

Sorry it is late and I really hope you enjoyed this chapter, it will be updated more now I promise and thanks again Merliena! Review if you wish! ;D