Hey guys! My first fanfiction! This isn't supposed to be serious, it's just for fun. Mainly because the idea got into my head and would NOT go away. I'm not sure if this classifies as a crossover, but it may, so I'm putting this in the crossover section for now. None of the characters from Sailor Moon show up, but I will mention them, it's more of a AU kinda thing, basically the avengers become the Avenger Scouts :)

Hehe happy reading!

Tony Stark woke up one morning and felt a smile on his face. He could feel this long luscious hair on his face. That was one hell of a party last night he thought. He couldn't even remember taking a girl home. Let alone the party. He stretched out to find this mystery girl, but found only bed sheets. He opened his eyes, and went to get the hair out of his face, it took him a moment to realise that the 'luscious hair' he felt on his face, was his own hair.

He looked down and noticed he had breasts. "What. The. Fuck," He said aloud.

He thought for a second, and bounced up and down on the spot and watched them bounce. "I could get used to this." Then he heard a piercing scream.

...

Steve Rodgers must have dozed off on the couch; he was having a fantastic dream about unicorns and rainbows, though he'd never admit it. He got up to do his midday exercises, he felt strangely lighter, he pondered that as he walked to the gym Stark had in his tower. He walked in and got a look of himself in the mirror. He didn't know it was himself at first but then did a double take when he realised there was no one else there. The reflection was that of a lovely tall girl with long blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. He realised who the girl was and screamed. Very loud, and pretty sure it was a pitch no human was capable of.

He heard running feet, and turned around to see a girl with long black hair appear in the doorway.

"Who on Earth are you?" The captain asked, surprised at how his voice sounded.

"What do you mean who am I? When really I should ask, Who the hell're you, and what the fuck are you doing my tower? How did you even get in here?"

"Stark?"

"Who else were you expecting?" she pointed at the arc reactor, glowing a steady glow in her chest.

"….For one, I was epecting someone a little bit more… masculine…"

"What do you mean a little…Oh…" Stark trailed off. "Um…Okay, then who are you?"

"It's me. Steve."

"What?" a look of confusion flitted across Tony's face, before the realisation, "Ohhh shit. Where the fuck is Thor? I'll bet you Loki went and fucking did this…" Tony ranted on as they went to look for Thor.

...

Thor woke with a jolt, he did not fall asleep unless he needed to. Yet here he was, splayed out on his bed. He sat up and noticed that his armour didn't fit him properly. In fact, it was loose everywhere. Save his chest. He scratched his head, and noticed that his hair was slightly longer than usual. And after a minute's thought, sudden realisation hit him. "LOKI!"

He summoned his hammer, and stalked down the halls down to the cell where Loki was being held, they had managed to capture Loki a couple of days ago, trying to keep him away from doing too much damage to the Human populace. He was in the basement with a Magic Dampener, as Tony called it.

Along the way he ran into two women who appeared to be looking for him.

"There you are, Thor!" said the blonde.

"Where you been, thunder? We've been looking for you for a while," said the black haired one who had a circle of light on her chest.

Thor realised that they must've been Stark and…possibly Rodgers, "Asleep…" Thor responded.

"That's strange…you never fall asleep during the day…" Rodgers commented.

"Unless you do, and we just never notice." Stark challenged.

"No, I don't. I believe this is my brother's work."

"No shit, Sherlock."

"My name is not Sherlock."

"It's a saying," Stark tried to explain. "I wonder if Natasha is a guy now. That would be funny."

"Tony, this is serious." Rodgers tried to scold him.

"Oh, Spangles. You just don't know what fun is."

Thor sighed as the two avengers bickered behind him…her…whatever. They continued on to Loki's cell.

...

A door slammed behind her, and bickering voices filled the room, waking Loki from her slumber with a start and a squeal as she fell from the cot in the cell.

Yes, she. Loki was female too. She had hair down to her waist and it was as black as ever, and it had a slight curl to it. "Who the hel are you?" Loki asked till startled, her eyes widened and a hand shot to her throat. "And what did you to my voice?"

"We didn't do anything, reindeer games. Now turn us back. And why the hell did you make yourself a chick too?"

"A chick?"

"Female, Loki," said the blonde.

"But I'm not a…" it would explain what happened to hervoice.

"Why did you do this, Brother?" An armoured woman moved into view, Oh.

"More like sister," commented the woman with black hair and a glowing circle on her chest, Stark she presumed.

Loki fixed the one he took to be Stark with a piercing glare that Stark just ginned back at.

"Loki," Thor interrupted. Glaring again.

"This is not my doing…sister," Loki said with a grin, earing himself a very feminine giggle from Tony, who noticed this, cleared his thoat and shut himself up rather quick. Steve rolled his eyes.

"It could only have been you who did it! You're the only one who can wield magic here," steve said.

"If it really was me, Captain, do you really think I'd be female too?"

"So if Loki didn't do it…Who did?" Stark commented

I will try to get a cover image soon, when school calms down a bit.

I also apologise for the short chapter. I don't have the mental stamina to write a long one.

Exactly 70 days till I graduate!