Hey, guys! Sorry for being the most horrible writer ever and not updating during my term 3 holidays :(
I did however, manage to obtain a social life. How did that happen? I'm still trying to figure that out. Anyways. This will be the last update till I graduate in November. School has started up again for my last term everrrr, and I struggled to get this out, so please don't hate me!
In this chapter the Avenger Scouts emerge! YAYYYYY! So...lots of describing words!
~.~Refresher~.~
"Why not just call him Loki and skip to why you can talk!" Tony said, before Loki tried to strangle the poor creature.
The cat sighed (Can cats sigh? Tony thought to himself).
"My name is Orion, and I'm your guardian."
"WHAT?" They all exclaimed.
"Would you like me to repeat?"
"Why the hell do we need a guardian?" Tony asked, outraged at the thought that someone thought they couldn't function on their own.
"You are the guardians of your planet, no?
"Well, yes, but-"
"Okay, then. Here are your brooches," as Orion said this, 7 brooches appeared in front of him, each one identifiable as belonging to an Avenger and one for Loki. Natasha picked up the one which had the black widow symbol on it.
"What are these for?" she asked.
"How else are you supposed to transform?"
"Transform?" A voice called. "Not anything like what I do is it? Also would this have anything to with why I am looking at the Avengers turned female?"
They looked to the door and saw Bruce Banner's female form. She was the same height as he was before…The 'Change', and had a bob with straight black hair.
"No it is not, Bruce Banner. In fact it is very different. Steve Rodgers, if you would be so kind as to pick up your brooch and do a demonstration?" Orion asked politely.
Steve's brooch was the most intricate. It was her shield but in the white stripe, was a gem version of each person's brooch.
"Now you need to say 'America crystal power, make up' in a loud, confident voice."
"You are kidding right?"
"Do I look like I am laughing Steve Rodgers?"
Steve glared at Tony, who looked like she was about to piss himself laughing.
"Fine. Do I have to hold it above my head or anything?"
"If you wish."
"Go on Cap. Put the whole super girl act on!"
"I hate you, Stark."
"I love me too."
Steve summoned up all the command he could for the stupidly girly phrase, "America crystal Power, make UP!"
Before Steve knew what had happened his shield was in the hand his brooch was in, and he was wearing a dress. Also Stark had stopped her incessant giggling noises, and was instead starting at Steve, along with everyone else.
"May I introduce, Sailor America, protector of justice and patriotism?"
Steve was wearing what looked like a sailor outfit, the collar was blue, with a red bow on top of a blue chest protector with the signature red and white stripes extending to her hips then flaring out atop a blue skirt. She had white gloves with a red band around the wrists and top with small wings, and red boots with a white boarder. She also wore a gold tiara with a white star with wings at the apex. The brooch was atop the front bow and a similar back bow was on the back, only larger and longer.
Her blonde hair in a ponytail on the top of her head with a red band, and a tiara was visible beneath her side swept fringe.
"That is what you call a transformation, Bruce Banner."
Bruce's jaw dropped. Of all the things he had been expecting, Sailor America wasn't one of them.
"I...Um...I...Need a mirror..." Steve tried to walk off and fell flat on her arse, not realising she was wearing heels.
Needless to say everyone laughed at the poor Captain's misfortune
"Your turn, Thor." Loki said with a signature Loki smirk. The need to see him in a dress again was too great.*
"Will you be able to handle him, Man of Iron?"
Tony put on his best TV advertisement voice, "With my Magical Magic Dampener, he is about as strong as a non magical mortal!"
Loki sighed and rolled his eyes.
Thor let go of Loki and picked up the brooch with a hammer and lightning bolt, "Very well. What do I say, feline?"
"You say 'Thor cosmic power, make up'."
"Thor cosmic power, make UP!"
Thor's outfit was very...Asgardian. The bodice was Thor's armor and there was a silver bow on his sailor collar, instead of a normal sailor collar, it extended into a red cape. The skirt was navy blue, just like the bodice on top of a red underskirt. She wore navy knee high boots with a silver border. Her tiara was silver with a red gem and her chocker was red with a navy gem.
"Ha. Just like old times," Loki said, referring to when Thor had to dress up as the Lady Freya. Good times, good times.
"Then, Brother, you shall transform too!"
"Uhh, no, Thor. I'm quite happy in these clothes," Loki tried to back away, but Tony held him in place.
"Why not, Loki? Scared?" Tony piped up smirking.
"How dare you, a mere mortal, have the audacity to infer that I, Loki, God of Fire, Chaos and Mischief, also referred to as the 'Lie Smith'**, is scared of wearing a mini skirt?"
"Well, that is what it seems like," Bruce said obviously trying to hold back a giggle.
"Just stating your title does not make us respect you more, you're still a deranged reindeer with a head full of cats," Tony added.
"You are really starting to irritate me, mortal."
"Bitch, please. I do what I want." Tony retorted with a head bob. Loki growled, Tony's smirk turned into a shit eating grin, "Come at me, bro."
"I have no desire to be anywhere near you, Stark, nor am I your 'bro'."
Tony opened his mouth for yet another retort, but Clint beat him to it, "It's a figure of speech, Loki." Clint said, "Just take the brooch a fucking transform already!"
Loki snarled and picked up the green brooch with the symbol for his horns.
"Say 'Loki Cosmic Power, make up'." Orion said.
"What?"
"Say 'Loki Cosmic Power, make up'," Orion repeated, but louder this time.
"No, I heard what you said, but do you really expect me to do it? You cannot command a god, let alone a prince of gods! Why, if we were on Asg-"
"Shut up, Reindeer Games, and say the god damn phrase already!"
"Fine. Loki, Cosmic Power, make up,"
Nothing happened.
"You actually have to mean it, Loki." Steve said.
"I don't want to mean it. This is extremely degrading. I will not have a part in this!" Loki threw her brooch back on the table.
"You utter and complete douche! I'll do it and show you how much better 'mortals' are!" Tony walked to the table mumbling about idiotic gods, and how life was better before they existed. "I'm guessing mine is the one that looks like the arc reactor?"
"Indeed, you must say 'Sailor Iron Crystal Power, make up'," Orion supplied.
"Crystal? Really? Why cant it be something cooler, like-"
"Get on with it!" Natasha said, getting sick of Tony's voice.
"Alright, fine. Sailor Iron Crystal Power, MAKE UP!"
Tony was blinded by lights and was too distracted to notice the cold feeling assaulting her skin, next thing she knew, Tony was in a fighting stance. Tony's outfit was similar to her Iron Man suit. The dress was red with what looked like a gold jacket like thing wrapped around the back leaving some of the skirt and front exposed, with a hip belt keeping it in place. The sailor collar was red with two gold lines, and a gold bow with another Arc Reactor on top, powering the repulsors. Her gloves were red with a gold band at the top and a gold strip around the wrists. Her boots wer also red with a gold border, her tiara was gold with a red gem, as was her choker. It shined like metal but didn't move like metal. Must be another new element, Tony thought, making a mental note to study it later.
Tony noticed her hair was finally out of her face and she realised half of her hair was tied back like those pictures of Sailor V he had seen before she became Sailor Venus.
"Wow. I'd tap that." Clint had moved to guard Loki, after Tony left him standing there.
"Who can resist this ass?" Tony turned. Carefully, after seeing what happened to the Cap.
"You're ogling, Clint." Natasha warned.
"No, I'm not!"
"Uh huh."
"I'm not!"
Natasha raised her eyebrow. Determined to stop Clint ogling her team mates, she held up her brooch. "What do I say, Orion?"
"You say 'Black Widow Prism Power, make up'."
"Right. Black Widow Prism Power, make UP!"
Natasha's outfit was plain compared to the others', but she was glad, she preferred it that way. It seemed to be made of leather, it was a plain black bodice with a deep red skirt, sailor collar and bows. Her gloves were black elbow length with a red border, she wore a black choker with a red gem and her tiara was gold with a red gem. She also wore black knee length boots, also with a red border.
Natasha did a twirl in her heels and watched Clint's attention snap back to her.
"I'm glad I'm tapping that," Clint said, earning a laugh from everyone, but Loki, who was sulking.
Loki didn't want to end up wearing a mini skirt, but he was always the centre of attention. I will go last, Loki thought, That way everyone will have their eyes on me, laden with anticipation. He smirked. A mischievous plan was forming.
There you have it. Steve's bum is sore, Tony's being a slut, Clint doesn't know where to look, Natasha's clingy and Loki's an attention whore.
I promise I will update after exam block.
Also another disclaimer:
Some of the sailor costumes may seem similar to Nna's Avenger Scouts on deviant art, although they are lovely, I actually drew mine before I even saw hers...Great minds think alike!
I'll put mine on Deviant Art, but Thor's outfit is wayyy off, I'll put the link in the next chappie. I still have to draw them on the actual people :/
* If you are unfamiliar with Norse Mythology, basically a Jotunn stole Mjolnir, Thor wanted to declare war on Jotunheim, but had no Mjolnir. The Jotunn that stole Mjolnir wanted to marry Lady Freya (goddess of fertility or something) in return for handing Mjolnir over, so Loki came up with the plan that Thor dressed up as Freya and Loki as a bridesmaid. Thor had no idea how to act lady-like, so the Frost Giants were like "WTF?" and Loki had to cover for him a lot, then Thor got Mjolnir back and all hel broke loose.
**Sorry, pet peeve of mine. I'm pretty damn sure Loki is NOT the God of Chaos and Lies, but of Chaos and Mischief, he was called Lie Smith because he was a compulsive liar. Pretty sure.
22 days left till I graduate ^_^