This chapter was really hard to write, I had to make three versions of it before deciding on this one. So I hope you enjoy it.
A week passed since then, they helped Apis and dealt with Laboon. Now Miss Wednesday and Mr. Eight were on the ship and they were headed for whisky peak.
Anyway it was a pretty normal day besides having two other bounty hunters on the ship besides Zoro.
Wednesday and Eight were talking among themselves as if the rest of the crew couldn't hear them plotting to steal the ship or kill them.
Nami was doing her usual job and everyone else was just relaxing.
"Hey Nami have you seen Shura?" Sanji said to the navigator who looked up from her map.
Now that she thought about it she hadn't seen the ex-marine all day. But then before Nami could answer.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING MY PANTS?" Zoro shouted at Shura who had been lounging on top of the roof to the kitchen. Shura groaned in pain as she clutched her ear. Zoro had just so happen to see Shura on the roof and jumped up there with her noticing she was wearing his pants.
"Ow, Zoro why did you yell in my ear!" Shura whined childishly earning a whack on the back of the head from the sword's man "Why are you wearing my pants!" he shouted again, Shura glared at him for hitting her "Because pants are meant to be worn, you shouldn't neglect your pants like that Zoro it's very rude to your pants. Besides all mine are dirty from jumping in after Luffy when he's fell off the ship God knows how many times and because of those dirty dragons those damn dirty dragons." Shura said pouting and explaining herself then trailing off at the end.
This earned a weird look from Zoro who shook his head then went back to his original train of thought.
"Than just clean your pants idiot!" Zoro shouted slightly red because Shura was wearing his clothes out of everyone else's clothes. "Why are you even wearing my pants when Nami could've shared her clothes with you?" He said now thinking about it as to why the hell Shura would choose his clothes.
"I don't want to clean my pants! Besides your pants speak to me. They say wear me Shura we're awesome but we'd look more awesome on yo- OW! ZORO STOP HITTING ME WITH THE HILTS OF YOUR SWORDS!" Shura said childishly and slightly cheekily, only to be hit by Zoro causing her to whine from being hit.
"Take off my pants than!" Zoro shouted at Shura who grinned "You know that's not the proper way to get me out of a pair of pants Zoro." She said suggestively making Zoro blush "THEY'RE MY PANTS!" He shouted "You're very stingy you know that." "Just take the pants off!" "No means no Zoro." "T-That's not what I meant!" "Oh so now I'm not good enough for you!" "Stop twisting my words!"
"NAMI! Zoro's being mean to me!" Shura whined loudly much like a little kid whining to her mother, Nami's eye brow twitched in irritation. "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Nami yelled at the two that was fighting, no one seemed to notice the two guest on the ship jump up and scream something about them being caught in the act of plotting or really seemed to care that they were plotting against them.
"Geeze what's her problem?" Shura asked exasperated by Nami yelling at the two of them, Zoro smacked his forehead in exasperation as did the others who over heard.
"Get out of my pants!" Zoro said remembering what he was fighting with Shura about, eventually Zoro had forced Shura out of his pants and Shura pouted because now she had to wear Nami's girly clothes (which were so unawesome by the way.)
"Stupid Stingy Sword's man." Shura mumbled as she cleaned her clothes wanting to get out of Nami's clothes as soon as possible. "Won't even let me borrow a pair of pants that he wasn't even using." She went on grumbling to herself as Nami sighed shaking her head. "He's just jealous I looked so much better in them." She complained to herself not caring if Zoro was right there.
"Shut up about my pants!" He shouted hitting Shura again on the back of the head only to be kicked by Sanji for Zoro hitting Shura.
Shura glanced at the two who were now fighting as she rubbed the back of her head. Then a thought popped up in her warped mind.
"Wait… Why do they call Men who use swords as a weapon 'sword's men' isn't that putting a possessive use on the word sword therefor saying that the man belongs to the sword?" She said aloud to herself earning a weird look from Usopp who just decided not to try to figure the ex-marine out. "I'm confused..." Shura said now bewildered by her strange thought about what she was complaining about.
Then Shura stared at the two guests, "Hey Mr. Eight!" She said getting up and walking over to the man who was shaking a bit along with Miss Wednesday thinking yet again they had been caught.
"Y-Yes?" Mr. Eight said shakily while Shura stared at him for a few moments as if trying to remember something. "… Oh right that's what I was going to say! Mr. Eight is Miss Wednesday your best friend?" Shura said with her ever so present grin, Mr. Eight and Miss Wednesday stared at her exasperated.
"I guess so… We have been partners for a while." Mr. Eight said a bit uncertain and surprised by the question "So she's your best friend and your partner?" Shura questioned her grin growing larger by the second. While if anyone where to look in the background they'd see Luffy and Usopp playing tag while Zoro yelled at them for making too much noise.
"Yes but what does this have to-?" Mr. Eight asked but was cut off by Shura "Are you her boyfriend?" She asked calmly making Mr. Eight flush "Wh-What! No!" "Oh so you're saying she's not pretty. That's very rude to say that about your best friend~!" "N-No! She's very pretty!" "If you think she's so pretty than why don't you ask her out?" "I don't want to!" "You're gay aren't you?"
"No I'm not ga-!" Mr. Eight exclaimed but was cut off when Luffy shot off colliding into Shura knocking both him and her off the boat. "What the hell?" Eight could only utter while Luffy preceded to make gurgling noises from drowning.
Nami smacked her forehead at Zoro who was taking Usopp that he won the bet that he could launch Luffy using the mast and send him off the boat and he should get double the money because he knocked Shura off in the process.
Why they had this bet in the first place you ask? I don't know. They're teenaged boys so you'd have to explain it to me.
"Zoro, Sanji go save Shura and Luffy before they drown." Nami said exasperated, Zoro was about to complain but saw the look on her face saying that he had already caused enough trouble today and not to push his luck.
Zoro and Sanji walked over to see Shura standing on the water staring at the wet Luffy who was clinging onto her leg for dear life.
"What the hell?" Zoro and Sanji asked at this scene in front of them not able to understand how Shura was standing on water.
Once back in the boat Shura was bombarded with questions.
"How the hell can you stand on water!" Zoro asked first, Shura merely grinned "Because I'm awesome." She said cheerfully giving them a peace sign, making the crew fall over exasperated.
"She must have eaten a devil fruit, that's the only explanation I can think of." Usopp said pushing down on Luffy's stomach to drain him of water.
"Well devil fruit or because someone's awesome that ability will come in handy in the future." Sanji said making everyone grunt in agreement
Once Luffy had been drained off all the water he was now following Shura around begging her to teach him how to stand on water like that.
"I can't teach you something like that! Now leave me alone Luffy I need to bathe!" Shura shouted finally finished with cleaning her clothes she headed to her room to put the things up and headed off to the bathroom not realizing Luffy was following her.
Once in the bathroom Shura began to take her shirt off still not realizing Luffy managed to sneak in with her until.
"SO COOL! Hey Shura where'd you get that cool scar from?" Luffy exclaimed making Shura stiffen up and blush. "WHAT THE HELL LUFFY! GET OUT!" She screamed trying to throw Luffy out of the bathroom but he only clung onto her by her shirt. Eventually Luffy accentually pulled it off her.
"You happy now you damn pervert!" Shura shouted with her hands on her hips now shirtless, Luffy blinked not even bothered by Shura being half naked then went back to look at the scar. Shura sighed exasperated with the boy and then jumped forward a bit in surprise when he began to poke the scar.
"St-stop that!" Shura shouted at Luffy who grinned "It's squishy~!" He sang childishly making Shura flush darker.
Nami who happened to pass by the bathroom over heard the two's conversation.
"For the love of God Luffy don't touch me there!" Shura shouted from the other side of the door, Nami heard Luffy let out a whine in protest to Shura not letting him touch her. "But why? It's so fun and that's so squishy!" He exclaimed very childishly forgetting about her teaching him how to stand on water. Nami's eyes widened at this, she always had thought Luffy was a little soft in the head so he was too innocent and stupid to think about that stuff. But she guessed she was wrong.
Nami decided Shura could easily take care of herself considering she was an ex-marine and walked off.
"GET OFF OF ME YOU IDIOT!" Shura shouted trying to pull Luffy off of her inside the tiny bathroom. Luffy merely grinned at Shura thinking it was some sort of game.
Eventually Shura and Luffy fell out of the bathroom, with Shura on bottom and Luffy on top.
Poor Zoro who had just been heading above deck flushed darkly at this.
"WHAT THE HELL! Shura get a shirt on!" He shouted shielding his eyes not wanting to seem like a pervert because there was blood coming out of his noise. But his cries where ignored by the two burnets who were fighting.
"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!" Shura screamed trying to pry Luffy off who let out a whine "But Shura! Just one peak!" he whined loudly making Zoro blush darker, was Luffy begging for what he thought he was?
"HELL NO!" Shura shouted with her face red, Shura finally managed to pry him off and stood up glaring at the swords man.
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF-! CAN'T PEOPLE GET A LITTLE PRIVACY ON THIS SHIP?" She screamed exasperated before slamming the bathroom door shut. Luffy shot up and began to claw at the door. "Common Shura! Just one peak!" he whined about her scar still thinking it was cool. Zoro sighed then grabbed Luffy dragging him off deciding it was high time and Sanji and he gave Luffy the talk since it was clear that no one ever gave him that.
After receiving a beating from Sanji, Zoro and the cook tried their best to explain to Luffy it wasn't right for him to harass Shura like that.
"I don't understand why is it bad?" Luffy asked confused scratching his head the two older boys sighed. "Because Luffy women deserve respect and if you give them that then they will eventually if they like you enough show you whatever you where begging to see." Sanji explained as calmly as he could then Luffy stared at the two men amazed.
"All girls have cool scars on their backs like Shura?" he exclaimed with his eyes shining in wonder and the two men sighed relieved thinking he was getting it finally as they nodded.
"COOL! HEY NAMI!" Luffy shouted running off and then the two men looked at one another.
"Good thing we explained to him that all girls have scars on their backs." Zoro spoke proud of their work and then the cook and the swords man froze.
"Scars…? On their backs?" They both spoke and then realized their error, they rushed outside to try and safe the captain from certain beating but it was too late Nami had already beaten the poor simpleton senseless.
"What idiots tell you that every girl has scars on her back!" Nami shouted exasperated as Usopp sighed and shook his head at the captain's antics.
"Zoro and Sanji did." Luffy replied miserably, Nami turned to the two men standing in the kitchen doorway with eyes aflame much like a demon. The two men gulped wishing they had just asked Luffy what he wanted to see before giving him the talk.