"OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!" Shura screamed running through the jungle away from Miss Valentine and Mr. Five.
Now if you're wondering as to why our favorite writer/world jumping heroine was running through the jungle for her life screaming profanities like some ignorant red neck who just pissed off a bear.
It all started just a few hours ago…
After threatening Nami of her life for touching her belongings Shura headed above deck.
Usopp and Luffy were playing cards with that duck that Shura was sure its name was Carue.
Zoro had just finished cleaning his laundry and was slowly carrying each load back to the men's quarters. Vivi was being waited on by Sanji like the little princess she was and Nami was still below deck probably working on her will just in case Shura decided to kill her.
Shura then staring at Zoro remembered she had saved his ass and he owed her.
"Hey Zoro!" Shura greeted smiling at him; Zoro twitched apparently remembering his debt to the other female straw hat member. "I hope you keep in mind your debt to me." Shura spoke smiling ear to ear then glanced at Zoro's pants in his arms for some reason.
"Yeah, I remember." Zoro grumbled in his usual way and Shura opened her eyes and stared at Zoro dully.
"Drop your pants." Shura ordered suddenly pointing at the ground as to where she wanted his pants to go. Zoro stiffened up and turned slightly pink "W-What?" He questioned hoping he heard her wrong.
"Damnit Zoro drop your pants!" Shura demanded for some reason angry with Zoro, Zoro turned red hearing her for the second time "N-NO!" He stuttered thinking that she wanted him to drop his pants that were around his waist right then and there. Shura growled then smacked his pants that were in his arms to the ground and stomped on them.
"Idiot! What's your problem? I was telling you to drop your pants because there was a banana spider on them!" Shura exclaimed pointing at Zoro's previously clean pants on the ground and sure enough there was a crushed body of a poor poisonous spider that would've killed Zoro with one bite.
Zoro stared at Shura surprised and uttered an "Oh." Now realizing what she had meant, Shura stared at Zoro harshly wondering what his problem was and put her hands on her hips.
"What the hell did you think I meant! I was obviously telling you to drop your pants that were in your arms! Didn't you see me look at them?" Shura exclaimed exasperated with the sword's man. Who suddenly felt very… Very stupid.
Shura stared at Zoro for a moment as if trying to figure out what he thought she meant and then her eyes widened in realization.
"Pervert." Shura said folding her arms and staring at the sword's man smugly "Did you seriously think I'd demand that of you? You're probably smaller than Sanji! Always being that angry does that to a guy you know." Shura said smirking while Zoro turned red in embarrassment and anger.
"S-Shut up!" Zoro shouted picking up his pants and heading below deck as Shura laughed. "Nice come back Zoro!" Shura called after him cockily then turned around to see Sanji smiling at her happily. "What?" She asked looking at Sanji clueless as to what he was thinking "Nothing~! Shura-chan. Nothing at all." He said skipping off into the kitchen leaving Shura there confused
"That was weird." Shura mumbled quietly to herself, and then she was knocked backwards by the giant dolphin that landed near the ship.
Of course being a marine for a good amount of time she was of some use helping them out to catch the wave.
Then soon they made it to Little Garden. Shura didn't bother listening to what everyone else was saying as she tried to remember all the details of this ark and sighed it had been so long since she had seen it that all she remembers is Dory, Broggy, and Mr. Three being in this ark.
"Ugh, why can't I remember anything?" Shura groaned rubbing the bridge of her nose, then she heard a loud bird's cry and looked around now starting to listen to what the others were saying.
"There's no need to be afraid Nami-swan~! It's just normal noises of the jungle I bet it's just some little bird with a really big mouth." Sanji said smoothly and just then the 'little' (the term little is used very loosely) swooped down. Almost everyone managed to avoid it except Shura. Who had just then started paying attention.
"SHURA-SAN!" Vivi exclaimed while Shura looked around "What the hell?" Shura shouted then looked up at the bird highly irritated. "Oh no! Don't think you're going to try to take me off some were and eat me." Shura shouted at the bird glaring darkly at it. Everyone on the Mary Go looked up at Shura and the bird's fading figures then they heard a loud shout
"KAI!" Shura shouted after attaching an explosive tag on the bird causing it to explode and ultimately making the bird fall out of the sky.
"SHURA!" Shura heard someone yell as the bird let go of her and she fell out of the sky for the second time in her life.
"This… Is so not awesome." Shura grumbled to herself folding her arms as she fell. Thanks to her training and falling out of the sky a lot after an explosion under her studentship of Jiraiya. Shura was able to smoothly land on a branch of a tree.
Okay I lied she fell head first on a tree branch. "OW!" Shura groaned sitting up having a headache all over again "I hate birds." Shura grumbled glaring at the now on fire corpse of the bird not too far away.
Shura then spotted Mr. Three's hide out in the jungle. "Oh look~! It's that candle pedophile's house!" Shura exclaimed grinning as she jumped down and snuck towards the house to hear what they were talking about.
Shura got bored after the first five seconds of hearing him talk to Mr. Five and Lady of the lemons (Miss Valentine).
"That is why intellect will always out rule brute strength." Mr. Thee stated adjusting his not so fashionable glasses. Shura took this as a cue to pop up leaning on the window seal grinning. "What about dumb luck? That has no strength or plan to it and people using just brute strength and intellect wouldn't have time to adjust their strategy to react to it." Shura stated grinning ear to ear wondering how the man she accused mentally of being a pedophile would react.
"What a good question Miss Valentine-." Mr. Three said smoothly but Miss Valentine cut him off "I didn't say anything Mr. Three." She corrected him and Mr. Three raised an eyebrow then glanced over at Miss Golden week. Who replied by shaking her head no telling him that she didn't say anything ether.
"Then who said that?" Mr. Five questioned looking around and then all eyes landed on Shura who was reaching in grabbing some of Miss Golden week's cookies. "Hello~!" Shura sang grinning at the adults cheekily then shot off before they could do anything.
And that brings us to where we are now, Shura running in the jungle from the king of picking his nose and the duchess of lime.
"SHIT!" Shura screamed running away from the two as Mr. Five flicked his explosive boogers at her. "GROSS MAN! Didn't your mother ever teach you not to flick that stuff at people!" Shura screamed at him turning around at him then sped up when he flicked another one at her.
Shura didn't know how long it was until she lost the two pursuers but when she did Shura slowed down into a jog. "Whew that was quite the run, but that perverted bastard ran faster while chasing after me than what they did." Shura thought aloud to herself wiping the sweat from her eyebrow.
"What you're still alive?" a voice said making Shura turn around to see Zoro. Shura grinned and folded her arms
"It'll take more than a damn bird to kill me Zoro." Shura smugly said then walked up to Zoro leaning onto him "But I'm tired still." Shura grumbled into Zoro's shoulder as he stiffened up. "Zoro carry me back to the ship~!" Shura whined loudly, Zoro growled "HELL NO!" he shouted not wanting to carry the girl back to the ship "Why not~! I've saved your live twice in the past few days and all I'm asking of you is for you to carry me back to the ship~!" Shura whined very childishly stomping on the ground then pouting as she turned away from Zoro.
"You're just mad because I didn't want to sleep with you." Shura grumbled making Zoro blush "NO I'M NOT!" he screamed completely mortified with what Shura was implying.
Shura turned around and grinned "Consciously maybe not but unconsciously you want me." Shura teased grinning ear to ear. Zoro began to steam about this time "NO I DON'T!" He screamed at the top of his lungs and Shura stared at him for a moment then began to tear up.
"Y-Yo-You t-th-think I-I'm UGLY!" Shura sobbed loudly as rivers of tears came out of her eyes; Zoro stood there a moment surprised at Shura's reaction then thought about what if the others heard what Zoro had done.
Sanji wouldn't ever let him live it down because Zoro made Shura cry. Zoro was sure Luffy would be angry also. Usopp would probably bring it up whenever it befitted him and Nami… Nami would raise his debt.
"I didn't know I was so horrible to look at! Just kill me now Zoro so you don't have to suffer looking at me anymore!" Shura wailed dramatically now leaning on a tree crying her eyes out. Zoro then started to panic at the thought of his debt being raised and him looking like some heartless bastard that liked to pick on Shura.
"N-No that's not wh-what I meant! I meant I wouldn't want to sleep with you!" He shouted looking around making sure no one was seeing what was going on. This only made it worse as Shura's tears got heavier. "Just leave me here Zoro! The dinosaurs will eat me! No wait I'm too ugly to eat!" Shura wailed now on the ground sobbing loudly.
Zoro didn't know what to do with Shura but before he could do anything Shura tackled him to the ground and an explosion went off nearby.
"Sh-Shura?" Zoro questioned looking up at Shura perfectly dry face and then became pissed "WHAT THE HELL YOU WEREN'T EVEN CRYING!" he exclaimed only to be ignored by Shura who picked Zoro up and shot off with him on her shoulder.
Zoro looking behind Shura and himself due to being on her shoulder saw Miss Valentine and Mr. Five chasing after them. "Hey those are the guys from the last island!" he shouted pointing at them. But was ignored by Shura once more.
Shura tried to concentrate on where she was going but then suddenly everything went black when Zoro asked how fast they were going.
"Ugh." Shura groaned when she awoke to find that she had been tossed on the ground next to Zoro and Nami. "Well fuck." Shura swore noting that she couldn't move her hands "Fuck is right, moron you almost got us both killed by running off a cliff and getting hit with one of those bombs that guy flicks!" Zoro shouted at Shura clearly not happy with her. Shura turned to him then glared "If you would just shut the hell up then I would've been able to pay attention asshole!" Shura shouted back at Zoro who glared darkly at her "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" they both shouted at one another glaring making Mr. Three, Miss Valentine, Mr. Five, Vivi, and Nami all sweat drop. Miss Golden Week didn't really seem to care much about what was going on.
Mr. Three then began to rant about something about making candles while Shura groaned thrashing around trying to figure out way to tune out his horrible voice.
"SHUT THE HELL UP MAN! Your voice is so fucking annoying!" Shura shouted at him, Mr. Three's eye twitched "You know for someone to give such a clever statement earlier your vocabulary is quite vulgar." Mr. Three stated adjusting his glasses; Shura rolled her eyes at him. "Yeah and if it wasn't for that little girl traveling with you I'd think you're gay! Hell even homosexuals are manlier than you are!" Shura replied with much spite because the wax guy just got on her nerves.
Mr. Three then yelled something at Shura but she didn't really listen because she was trying to figure out when Mr. Two came into the picture and then she found herself on top of that cake thing.
"You all will become part of my collection of art~!" Mr. Three sang trying to sound crazy but it only made him sound like some weirdo idiot. "GOD PLEASE JUST HIM SHUT UP ALL READY!" Shura shouted hoping the Lord Almighty would shut Mr. Three up. Shura waited a moment then Mr. Three started talking again. "Eh, he's working on it." She mumbled then looked over at the other three candles on the cake. "I'm going to sleep tell me how this turns out." Shura stated to Vivi who was next to her.
"W-What you're going to sleep?" Vivi exclaimed shocked beyond belief, Shura nodded "Yup, this is kind of well… Boring I mean seriously it's freaking obvious how this will turn out. Luffy will come in and kick that guys ass only to be momentarily distracted by that girl and then when it seems all hope is lost for us. Usopp will come up with a completely obvious plan to set us free and save us all. Then after that when everything's died down Sanji will show up and I'll be damned if I don't get any fucking food from him." Shura said growling angrily thinking about Sanji showing up last.
Vivi stared at Shura curiously wondering how she could be so sure about the outcome of things "How can you be so sure?" She couldn't help but ask, Shura turned to her and smiled "I'll tell you a very true little fact about me that you should carry with you always." Shura said acting mysterious gaining Vivi's interest while Zoro just shook his head in exasperation knowing what she was going to say.
"What is it?" Vivi asked and Shura grinned brightly and gave her the victory sign "I'm awesome." She replied cheerfully making Vivi sulk thinking Shura was an idiot.
"Well I'm going to sleep night." Shura said yawning before sitting down on the cake and going to sleep.
When Shura woke up just like in the anime there was fire all around her. "Dude." She mumbled standing up and tried to move her feet "Wait I'm stuck." She said trying to pull her feet out of the wax she tried harder but they wouldn't budge.
Before she could call for help Shura felt herself be picked up and carried out ofthe fire. Shura couldn't see who it was she looked down at them to see their face but couldn't and she was dropped on the other side of the cake.
"Thanks." Shura said turning around but the person was gone. "Huh? What the hell man I just want to say thank you! You know not all chicks dig the mysterious rescuer thing!" Shura yelled at the surrounding jungle but there was no answer.
"SHURA YOU'RE ALIVE!" Luffy screamed into her ear then tackled her in a hug
"GET THE FUCK OFF LUFFY!" Shura screamed back throwing the boy off of her as he laughed just happy that Shura was alive and that weird exploding bird didn't kill her.
Vivi stared over at Shura shocked because everything she said was going to happen it did. Vivi hoped that maybe one day she could find a way to trust in someone else so blindly.
"GET THE FUCK OFF LUFFY!" Vivi heard Shura scream throwing Luffy off of her and Vivi sweat dropped maybe not.
So after getting on the ship they set out again and the giants helped them out with that freaky goldfish and they were headed for the next island.