"Oya, Chopper how's our patient that had a run in with the Laphans?" Doctorine questioned the reindeer walking into the room to see Chopper changing the bandages on the girl with a far off look on his face.
They had just gotten back to the castle and there was a boy with blue eyes like Chopper had never seen before carrying Shura up to the castle.
"Take care of her, she's very important." Was what boy said to Chopper then he disappeared like he was never there in the first place.
"CHOPPER!" Doctorine exclaimed hitting her student and adopted son on the head "Wh-what is it Doctorine!" Chopper exclaimed surprised at her sudden appearance. Doctorine rubbed the bridge of her nose in exasperation of the reindeer spacing out like that.
"I asked how stable is the girl?" Doctorine said repeating herself with her hands on her hips; Chopper fumbled around for a moment then turned to Doctorine formally "She has two broken ribs and a fractured wrist. She also has a bullet wound in her shoulder which I took the bullet out of only moments ago. She also is suffering from frost bite and many abrasions from a clear run in with Laphans but other than that she's stable Doctorine!" Chopper said like the good little student he was. Doctorine nodded in approval then sat down at a nearby table.
"By the way Chopper you didn't tell me how you found her." Doctorine stated taking a sip of her plum brandy. Chopper turned back to changing Shura's bandages "A boy brought her here. Asked me to take care of her. He said she was… Important." Chopper said as Kureha raised an eye brow "Important?" Kureha repeated questioningly, Chopper nodded carrying the dirty bandages over to the sink and washing them.
"Yeah, and then the boy disappeared like he wasn't even there in the first place!" Chopper exclaimed turning around to Kureha who chuckled at his excitement over someone mysteriously disappearing "Chopper." Kureha stated causing Chopper to blink questionably, "Yes Doctorine?" He questioned then Doctorine merely pointed over to the over flowing sink causing Chopper to freak out trying to clean it up. This noise caused Shura to stir and wake up.
"Ugh, where the hell am I? Am I dead? If so can I meet Elvis? I have a bone to pick with him about the song jail house rock. It needs more cowbell. " Shura mumbled sitting up and looking around trying to focus her eyes on her surroundings then she looked over at Chopper who finally finished cleaning his mess up.
"Is… that a raccoon? I didn't know Heaven had those." Shura said still slightly delirious from the medications she had been given. Then she looked over a Kureha "Aunt… Shirley? How did you make it to Hea-?" Shura questioned only to be cut off and to earn a kick to the face from Kureha "I am too young too young to be your aunt little girl." Kureha said annoyed that Shura had just called herself her aunt. Shura groaned then sat back up rubbing her now throbbing face "Good I hate being around that woman." Shura mumbled her vision now focused once more.
"Oi! Lay back down your ribs are broken!" Chopper yelled angrily, he was pretty proud of the work he had done with her rips and he wasn't going to let her mess it up.
Shura blinked then stared at Chopper "Okay, its official I've lost my mind." Shura said then a voice in her head said 'Can't lose what you never had.' This caused Shura to sweat drop exasperated with the voices inside her head.
Then Shura stood up causing Chopper and Kureha to become annoyed with her
"Docto-!" Kureha was about ready to say but Shura undid her bandages and her wounds were healed (except for her ribs). "See I'm fine." Shura said as Chopper's jaw dropped to the floor.
"How is this possible?" Chopper exclaimed as Kureha flipped her glasses on and began to search through books looking for something. "Doctor...ine?" Chopper questioned as Kureha pulled out a thin book out from an old chest and blew off the dust from the cover.
"It could be because I'm awesome." Shura mumbled but her mumble was ignored by the two doctors in the room and her ADD flared up when she saw what Doctorine had in her hands.
"A children's book?" Shura said seeing the illustrated cover, Kureha looked over at Shura "I know exactly what you are girl." Kureha said then pointed to the cover. "Sekai no jumpa?" Chopper questioned reading the cover title for the book.
"It means world jumper." Kureha stated flipping through the pages trying to refresh her mind on the subject. "Though this children's book doesn't give much detail about Sekai no jumpa's one way you can tell is that they heal very fast with external wounds but very slow with internal." Kureha explained while Shura perked up giving Kureha her full attention because finally someone would be able to explain to her why she was about to jump from world to world like this.
Shura then sat back down because not all of her wounds were healed mostly her ribs weren't but whatever.
"So what causes a Sekai no jumpa?" Shura questioned earning a surprised look from Kureha, the last one Kureha had ran into he knew precisely what he was of course she was a little girl back then but it was clear Shura had no idea what she was.
Kureha adjusted her glasses so they could rest on top of her head "One theory is that a sense of not belonging to anywhere is usually so strong in Sekai no Jumpa's that they just jump to the next world looking for some place that they belong. Another theory is that it's recessive gene in mankind and only a couple times in every other generation does it activate in one's DNA." Kureha explained the book's theory first and the one she got from a man years ago.
Shura seemed to sit there and think for a moment "Wait, how did I get here in the first place?" Shura questioned suddenly remembering that she was left to die out in the cold winter snow.
Kureha shut the book and then said "My little reindeer said some boy came carrying you here and asked him to take care of you because you were important. Now I know what that boy meant, you're extremely important." Kureha said looking at Shura seriously. "Huh? what do you mean?" Shura questioned
With Vivi and Usopp the avalanche had just happened, Vivi had saved Usopp from going to Summerland too early in his young cowardly life and Vivi was voicing how she was worried for the others.
"Usopp you shouldn't be bothered about your face What about Luffy, Nami, Sanji and Shura-san? Nami's sick so she's in bad enough shape and Shura she had just gotten shot and she could be stuck under the snow somewhere dying in the middle of nowhere without anyone to save her!" Vivi exclaimed making Usopp sweat drop. Yeah he didn't care for the girl only because Shura often insulted him (not without good reason) but he knew Shura wouldn't die that easily (unlike him). Then Vivi stepped on Zoro who sat up.
"Ugh I give I give, I saw a field of flowers." Zoro mumbled as Usopp and Vivi stared at him as if he was some sort of monster.
Back with Shura she was staring at Kureha like she was crazy.
"There is no way I'm THAT important! Sure maybe like mayor level important but seriously? Am I on some sort of prank show? If I am I'm going to kick some douche's ass for this!" Shura exclaimed standing up only to be kicked in the side by Kureha for getting out of bed.
"DOCTOR STOP!" Kureha exclaimed using the name of her special move "ACK!" Shura gasped in pain and shock flying into the wall with blood coming out of her mouth. "WHAT THE HELL!" Shura exclaimed clutching her side and rolling around in pain.
Chopper sweat dropped he didn't see the use of Kureha's 'doctor stop' although it might stop the patient it only harms them even more.
"Back in bed little girl, I'm not letting someone as important as you run around like an idiot only to die from running around like that." Kureha said making Shura sweat drop and a get a funny look on her face. Shura's mind traveled back to a similar comment that Tsunade made after she came out of that coma... Oh the irony.
Doctorine frowned from that look on her face she would guess that's how Shura died in the last world she was in. Shura then followed Doctrine's forceful and passionate orders and got back into bed. "Doctors were never this passionate about their patients in my world." Shura mumbled as Doctorine spoke up to correct her "As a Sekai no jumpa you technically don't have a world little girl." She said making Shura sulk.
Her ribs were broke and she just found out she didn't even have her own world. Just fucking peachy, Shura sighed never the less and decided to go to sleep.
By the time Shura woke back up she heard crashes and bangs and she sat up to see Luffy and Sanji chasing Chopper while being chased by Doctorine.
"What the fuck is wrong with them?" Shura mumbled yawning and Luffy backed up a bit and then hugged Shura.
"SHURA!" Luffy exclaimed laughing "How did you get here? Hey what's with the bandages?" Luffy said looking down at Shura who had been patched up like he had. Doctorine saw Luffy hugging Shura and raised an eyebrow "She had a run in with Laphans." Kureha said as Shura yelled for Luffy to 'get the fuck off' while he tried to take the bandages off to see if any of their scars matched.
Nami who was also staying in the same room sighed roughly seeing that Luffy had found the other burnet of the crew and was twice as loud with her especially since he hadn't seen her in quite a few hours.
"Off idiot!" Shura shouted trying to pull Luffy off of her but received a dark glare from Doctorine causing her to shudder and stop letting Luffy rant and hug her.
"SHURA-CHAWN! You're here too! No! What happened to my beloved Shura-chawn?" Sanji exclaimed rushing over and hugging Shura well knowing he was more likely to get away with hugging Shura than he was with Nami.
Doctorine twitched when she saw Sanji jump on Shura and Shura wince in pain. "Both of you idiots off of her! She's too important to have you brats messing up my and chopper's hard work!" She exclaimed throwing both Luffy and Sanji off of Shura who looked over at Doctorine gratefully.
"Important?" Both Nami and Sanji questioned as Luffy merely snapped back into place knocking Shura into the wall that her bed was pushed against.
"Shura you ran into the rabbit's too? So did I! Wapol was after me and I had Sanji and Nami in my care and they helped me out!" Luffy ranted happily, making Doctorine stare at him like he was insane.
"What's wrong with this boy? Is he your boyfriend or something?" Doctorine said to Shura who flushed then threw Luffy off.
"HELL TO THE NO!" Shura shouted somehow able to stay in bed then she turned over facing the wall away from the others. Luffy looked confused not understanding what Doctorine meant by this title 'boyfriend' of course he was Shura's boyfriend. He was a boy and he was her friend ergo boyfriend. Although he was hurt that Shura didn't think so.
"Of course I'm her boyfriend!" Luffy exclaimed getting up and stretching a bit shocking the others in the room at that statement.
'He can't be meaning what I think he's meaning. He can't be meaning what I think he's meaning. He can't be meaning what I think he's meaning.' Shura chanted in her mind hoping that Luffy didn't have a crush on her because it would be a hopeless battle uphill if that was so.
"L-Luffy you like Shura-san?" Nami questioned shocked as Luffy grinned "Of course I like her Nami she's my nakama! So of course we're boyfriend and girlfriend. I'm a boy and her friend and she's a girl and she's my friend!" Luffy exclaimed cheerfully earning exasperated looks from Nami, Doctorine, Sanji and secretly Chopper. But Shura let out a sigh of relief and thanked God for giving Luffy no brain or sex drive what so ever because if he did Shura would be screwed… Literally.
"Just when I think he might be normal in some way he goes and lets me down." Sanji mumbled sighing then went off to make Shura and Nami meals to make them feel better.
Shura sighed and went back to sleep by the time she woke back up then.
Doctorine was telling about Chopper's past to Nami and Sanji. Shura sat up slowly feeling much better causing Doctorine to pause in the middle of her story.
"Little girl ya happy?" Doctorine questioned pointing at Shura who turned around and blinked, she thought about it for a moment she was in a pretty good mood. So she nodded. Doctorine smiled at Shura then went on with her story. Shura stood up slowly testing everything out to see if she was okay and grinned when nothing ached.
Doctorine eyed her out of the corner of her eye but let Shura walk off with her jacket on to explore the castle. Shura was mostly minding her own business but she hardly made it out the door before Chopper started to yell at her.
"Get back in bed! You might not be fully healed I don't care how fast you can heal!" Chopper exclaimed making Shura stumble back at bit when he turned into his gorilla form. "Hey! Hey! Put me down Doctorine didn't say anything when I walked out of the door!" Shura exclaimed as Chopper stopped and sniffed the air then dropped Shura rushing into the room.
"Great that devil fruit he ate made him just like a man." Shura mumbled irritated that she was dropped then headed outside. Wapol was doing his stupid laugh but stopped in the middle of it when he saw Shura.
"Konichiwa bitches." Shura greeted smugly causing the men's jaws drop to the ground. "H-How are you alive!" Marimo exclaimed in shock of Shura still being alive.
"Well that's very simple really; you're all weak as sissies who can't finish a job right." Shura said in a dead pan voice. This of course offended Wapol and he shouted in response "Then I'll finish the job here and now!" he shouted but Chess stopped him "Please wait Wapol-sama and look on top of the tower." Chess said causing Wapol to look up and somehow see the quack doctor's flag.
"Where's the drum kingdom's flag!" Wapol exclaimed in shock and anger, Shura looked at Wapol as if he had grown another head "How the HELL can you see that flag!" She shouted at him but was ignored rather rudely when Kureha stepped out of the castle "I burned it." Kureha said pointing at herself as Chopper stood beside her in his relatively normal reindeer form. "There you are, Doctor Kureha! The last survivor of my great doctor hunt!" Wapol exclaimed as Shura sweat dropped and deadpanned very flatly "You're not very good with creative names are you Jamaguchi?" Shura mumbled causing Kureha to look at her strangely "Jamaguchi?" Doctorine questioned as Shura looked over at the 14- I MEAN the much too young too young 139 year old unwed maiden. "Big problem mouth." Shura said remembering what Luffy said it meant in the series. "Ah I see." Kureha said cackling in her witch like way. (Not that I mean she's a witch n-no! N-not at all!)
The conversation went on with Kureha and Wapol for a couple more minutes and then Luffy finally decided to show up.
"WAIT!" Luffy screamed running up to the scene "I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS!" He shouted with much vigor and spirit only to be cut off by Shura "Oh fuck no I call dibs! I'm kicking his ass for leaving me out to die with those damn rabbits!" Shura screamed at Luffy hitting him on the head sending him face first into the snow. Shura didn't care about the plot anymore that big mouth bitch known as Wapol was hers and she was going to kick his ass.
"SHURA!" Luffy whined loudly as Shura sighed well to be fair this was Luffy's show so she might as well be a good sport and… Oh who am I kidding? Shura was pissed off at this guy and maintaining the plot line wasn't going to stop her from kicking Wapol's ass.
"You snooze you lose Luffy-kun!" Shura exclaimed using the affectionate honorific as a taunt towards the other burnet "RASENGAN!" Shura shouted as a blue orb of light appeared in her hand much like it would with Naruto or its creator Minato. Who she totally stole it from; Shura could still remember how mad Minato was when she learnt it in just a week while he was still developing it. Shura grinned smugly and hit Wapol dead on sending him flying.
Kureha, Chopper and Luffy could only stand there in awe as snow melted and kicked up all around Shura.
"WAPOL-SAMA!" Chess and Marimo shouted running after their king to make sure he didn't fall over the edge. The snowy watery mist added great effect for how badass Shura looked at that moment.
"You really piss me off Wapol, running off when you couldn't hack the rabbits and leaving me to die. Well now there is no rabbits here and YOUR ASS IS MINE!" Shura said rubbing her upper arm muscle looking enraged at that moment.
Just then Sanji came out and looked over at Luffy who was staring at Shura as if she was an angel that fell from heaven.
Which she did once, not a really good experience really and yes by the way it does hurt when you fall from heaven. "SO COOL! Shura looks like a super hero! Super Shura~!" Luffy said singing the last part as Sanji couldn't help but imagine Shura in an outfit much resembling something towards wonder woman's outfit.
Then Sanji got a good look at Wapol, Chess, and Marimo. "Why are they here?" He questioned not to happy that Wapol and his men were here daring to show their facing to him after trashing apart of the Merry Go and trying to kill him, Nami, and Luffy while he was out of commission.
Luffy looked over at Sanji then remembered that he was pissed off at Wapol himself. "I was taking care of sick people back then so I had to run but now I don't have to hold back anymore!" Luffy exclaimed this caused Shura to look back him like he was an idiot.
Didn't she just tell him she called dibs? What happened to the Trans universal rule of dibs? Was Luffy that stupid? Then Shura sighed… Of course he was.
"You fiend! How dare you approach the king of the drum kingdom and commit such a heinous and violent act!" Marimo exclaimed mostly towards Luffy making Shura glare at Marimo.
"What the fuck are you sexist? I kicked the king's ass so yell at me! Give me some credit!" Shura exclaimed pointing over at Marimo but was ignored. Shura's eye twitched it seemed that she was being ignored a lot lately then turned to Kureha. At this time Chess was doing his line about Wapol being the king of Drum
"Hey if I'm so fucking important how come I'm being ignored right now Miss Kureha?" Shura shouted questioningly referring to Doctorine in a very formal manner but was ignored by Kureha also.
"How cares! You guys just piss me off!" Luffy exclaimed stretching his face and sticking his tongue out. "Hey kid you know this guy?" Kureha questioned Luffy who nodded and turned around towards her "Yeah he's a Jamaguchi!" Luffy exclaimed causing Doctorine to sweat drop didn't Shura just refer to Wapol as that? Luffy ranted on about how much problems that Wapol had caused Luffy and Sanji cut him off in mid rant.
"Hold on, aren't you cold dressed like that?" Sanji questioned causing Luffy to pause and look down at what he was wearing then turned around and exclaim. "Did he just say he was the king?" Luffy exclaimed causing Shura to smack her forehead and scream "OH MY GOD HE'S SO FUCKING STUPID!" Then Luffy looked over at her looking for an answer "No Luffy they said he was the Queen." Shura said sarcastically, but sarcasm was like everything else Luffy ran into he just didn't understand it.
"Whoa! He's a she? That's one ugly lady!" Luffy exclaimed causing Shura to shake her head and look over at Sanji "Sanji smack him on the back of the head for me." Shura requested which was joyfully fulfilled by the perverted cook. "YES SHURA-CHAWN!" Sanji said saluting then hit Luffy on the back of the head.
"Oi Sanji why did you hit me on the back of the head? That was rude I was talking to Shura!" Luffy exclaimed scolding Sanji for his actions as Chess and Marimo ranted about Wapol being the king and what not then Luffy yelled out "Oi! It's cold out here!" Causing Shura to fall to the ground from hitting her forehead too hard at her captain's idiotic comments.
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU!" Sanji yelled at Luffy, "It's around twenty degrees below zero!" Chopper exclaimed as Wapol got back up impressing Shura.
"Oi. He's back up. He's really durable like a tank, a fat ass tank that has no use what so ever besides being loud and annoying and using up all the resources he can get his hands on. Wait, he's not a tank! He's a hummer!" Shura said laughing at her own little joke that made no sense to anyone in that world which she was in.
"Now I'm angry…" Wapol said furious at both Luffy and Shura "Straw-hat… Straw hat's subordinate. I'm gonna eat both of you alive!" Wapol said lowly and darkly as Shura shuddered and almost threw up because her mind went straight to the gutters.
"Could you hold that thought? Luffy went inside to get a jacket!" Sanji yelled at Wapol "HE'S GONE!" Wapol went to yell but Shura threw a snow ball at him hitting him in the face. "Oi Jamaguchi I'm over here." Shura said with another snow ball in her hand tossing it in the air and catching it.
"YOU WILL NOT MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME WENCH!" Wapol shouted at Shura who twitched, "Oh hell no you did not just say that!" Shura said completely offended knowing very well what wench meant. Then Shura decided to bring out the big guns. She bit her thumb drawing blood and began to do hand signs.
"What is she doing?" Kureha said being the only one out of the three on Shura's side paying attention as Sanji and Chopper talked about Shura and Luffy both being monsters of some sort.
Then after a innumerable amount of hand signs Shura slammed her hand on the ground causing symbols and lines to spread along the ground. The ground trembled with fear as to what Shura had just done receiving attention from Chopper and Sanji.
"What the hell is she doing?" both of them exclaimed, a large cloud of smoke puffed up in the air and there Shura stood proudly on top of what she had summoned.
Once the smoke cleared Shura let out a terrified scream.
"SHIT! I SUMMONED THE WRONG THING!" Shura screamed as the large twelve story snake looked up at her unamused. "Who the hell are you?" The snake said in a young male voice as Shura ran on top of his head screaming in terror about her worst nightmare coming true. Shura paused horrified when she realized the snake had spoken and was waiting patiently for a reply unlike most of the snakes Orchimaru summoned this one didn't seem to care for a sacrifice or something in return.
The snake sighed and then said once more "Who the HELL are you?" He said getting impatient with his new summoner well at least she wasn't like the last guy. The snake swore that guy was a pedophile even he felt comfortable even though he was a twelve story tall snake.
"Fuck me." Shura whimpered making the snake look at her confused "That's a weird name you got there fuck me."
Sanji, Chopper, and Kureha could only stand there in shock. Wondering how Shura could be so powerful that she was able to summon a giant talking snake that now thought Shura's name was 'fuck me'.
"Someone help please!" Shura whimpered curled up into a feudal position on top of the snake's head.