First, I would like you to know that this is not a retelling of his let's play. Though it was originally intended to be. Second, I hope you enjoy!
Far away in the lands of Minecraftia, within the legendary Sapling Guild there is a young prince named Martyn Littlewood.
Being a Prince is hard but it is not without it's perks. Prince Martyn discovered, in his opinion, one of the best things in the universe. One day, whilst hiding from his maths teacher, he stumbled across a pitch-black tunnel which led out of the vast kingdom and away from the protective Dantes. To his surprise there was an everlasting forest spanning the north plains. He knew of it but, being a Prince, he didn't think about it much. He was too busy learning how to run a kingdom.
Now to a Prince, who spent all his life kept clean and safe, a place to run around and to get mucky was a dream come true. The Prince spent all day roaming the forest. He felt like a proper boy instead of a pampered Prince. He got thoroughly muddy, when the sun began to sink and the shadows became darker he made his way back into the kingdom before the monsters came out. After a brief meal with his parents he went to bed, dreaming of his adventures in the forest the next day.
That was how the next years of his life were spent, lessons from breakfast until three and then the rest of the day spent in the forest. Slowly, as the prince grew the forest grew around him. The forest taught him many lessons. One of the most important lessons learnt when the Prince was 14. He spent the afternoon in the forest as usual but he forgot about sunset. In the growing darkness he heard the whispering hiss of a forest spider. He picked up a large stick which had fallen off a tree and wielded it the best he could. He had been receiving lessons from the Dantes but he wasn't too sure if he could hold it off. The spider dropped down from a tree and lunged...
I hope you had fun reading that bit!