The attendance for Hetalia High is as follows:

*Austin is still on his treacherous journey to search for Amanda (and Brooke), but really Amanda. There has been no progress whatsoever.

Colin (Son of America)

Rich (Poland's little brother)

Matt (Son of Canada, Eh?)

Ethan (Dane)

A few others I can't remember but were in the last chapter

Other Brooke (Austrian)

Peter (Sealand)

Hannah (Wallachia- Czech

micronation)

Okay, now that I got that out of the way, let's begin!

"Today I have a special project for you." The class stops talking as soon as I finish the sentence, other than my little sister who is chattering on with Sealand. I ignore them and continue. "Every country has a signature battle move or plan that they like to follow. For example, I like to invade the Capital of a nation head on, but it doesn't work some of the time. Say you we're building a new empire, and you wanted to invade another nation. What would you do strategic wise? I will write five different nations on the board, and you will tell me how you would go about invading the vital regions of others."

"DID SOMEONE SAY VITAL REGIONS? BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL MINE!" Prussia swaggers through the door. "What does this have to do with history anyway?"

"It has to do with looking back in time at other countries' military exploits and finding their weak spot."

"I see what you're doing! You're-"

Before my Prussian father can shout another word, Sadiq throws him into the Yaoi Pit of Doom in one swift motion. I feel kind of bad for doing that to him, since Hungary decided to fill the pit with yaoi of the Bad Touch Trio (aka Prussia, France, and Spain).

I start to write the five country names on the board:

France

Italy

Russia

Czechoslovakia

England

"Just to let you know, Russia's extra credit." I pause for a moment to let the students think. "How would you invade France? Matt?"

"You steal his camera, post all the pictures on Facebook, and he will surrender just like that."

"That's... Actually a great idea! My idea was to tie Hailey to some train tracks, but I think yours is much better than mine."

"You really think so?"

"Are the Beatles better than the Rolling Stones? The answer is no. Your idea sucks, Matt. We all should know that the pictures should be saved for the World Meetings." He sulks, but gets over it quickly. "What about Italy?"

Mackenzie raises her hand. "You drug his pasta and when he wakes up threaten him until he surrenders. Of course I wouldn't do that to adorable Feli though!"

I nod in approval. She moved in with Romano recently, so she knows the ins and outs on the Italian Brothers. "Class, that is what you call a great idea! Next we have Russia. This is harder, so don't be distressed if you can't figure it out.

"You send the Canadian Army!" Sealand calls out. "They are used to cold weather and you said last time that their military force is extremely powerful!"

"Because of your good answer, I will disregard the fact you called out." Sealand sulks as I say this. His way of thinking is quite impressive; I never would've thought of that myself. "Now for the moment you've been waiting for- how would you invade me?"

Hannah's hand shots up and I call on her. "I would kill all of your people!" The entire class save Colin (who is laughing his head off) facepalms at the exact same time. Maybe little Wallachia isn't going to be a good little girl after all. Colin stands up out of his seat.

"I have a statement about this. Can you hear me out?"

"Fine." I grumble. He's probably going to stay something extremely stupid like he usually does.

"First of all, I would like to say congrats on your relationship with Mister Kirkland- yes, I know all about Vegas. Secondly, if I were to invade your said 'vital regions', not that I'd want to, I would drug your alcohol and trap you in a glass box-"

"It might be a good choice to keep your mouth shut for once, Little America." Sadiq stands behind him, scaring Colin's pants off.

"I know how to defeat England!" A shy looking girl with a slightly familiar voice shakily lifts her hand."

"Yes?"

"For one thing, don't attack when you have no weapons. England likes to steal resources if he senses an attack or rebellion. Also, you can try to seduce him. Only you have the ability to get your land back, Dalibora."

"Wow. That's an interesting answer. I don't believe I've seen you before; what's your name?" I'm curious to know who this girl is, and what country she is from.

"Dalibora, why are you talking to that empty desk? Are you okay?" Sadiq asks me.

I turn to him "What empty desk?" The bell rings, and the class leaves, minus the girl.

"You're imagining it. There is no girl sitting in that seat."

England enters the room. "Why, hello there Grace." He greets the girl sitting at the desk.

"Hello England. It's nice to see you, but I better be going." She disappears in thin air. Sadiq's complexion becomes pallid. He slowly backs out of the room without a sound.

"WHAT DID YOU DRUG ME WITH THIS TIME YOU-" I reach to take out my butterfly knife, but it's not around my belt as it usually is. I look at the Brit in disgust.

"Oh no dear, you've misunderstood. That's my friend Grace. She is merely a conscience, angel, or whatever you want to call her."

"You have my knife."

"I deny nothing."

"Give it back. NOW."

"I can't do that, love."

A few hours later...

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET?!" Abby's voice rings throughout the campus. I use a spell taught to me by that wizard school in France to make myself invisible and ghostlike, so that I won't be seen- especially by the British nations.

England crawls out of the closet, covered in blood. "This is by far... the strangest... place to" he passes out before completing his thought.

"It seems like Arthur decided to release a few sexual tensions between him and a certain nation, onhonhon..." France appears in one of those little anime insert thingies and it comes to my realization that I learned this spell FROM FRANCE. I'm such an idiot sometimes.

"I WILL AVENGE YOU, BO! I WILL KILL CZECH IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO"

"But I'm not dead, Abby." England starts to regain consciousness. "You better not even hurt her or else I'm grounding you from Alex Time for the next ten years." He passes out again.

"Awwwww. I don't want to miss ten years of Alex Time. I'll just get Hailey to do it for me. She's the Watson to my Holmes, the Robin to my Batman- the Czech to my Slovakia?"

The spell I was using abruptly wears off, leaving me exposed in front of a passed out England and a livid London. "I just wanted my knife back! He was being a jerk and stole it!"

Instead of the somewhat violent reaction I was expecting, Abby starts to laugh. "Don't you know that relationships usually don't involve trying to literally kill each other? With Alex and me, it's all romance and punching bad guys in the face- not each other! Seriously, you guys should have a less abusive relationship." She walks away, carrying the other Brit over her shoulder.

Alright, that was strange. I was so certain I was going to die just then.

Hannah skips down the hallway towards singing Justin Bieber, and I take her back to my house. Austria gave up on her yesterday, so now she is living at my house. It's strange how she has such crappy taste in music and was raised in the music capital of the world. I'm also wondering why Other Brooke is Super Special Friends with Black Widow, but I guess Vienna isn't like it used to be.

The little micronation travels home with me, and I do some much needed paperwork. England is taxing me to death, and the only way for me to get any tea is to go to his house. At least I have my beer for now. Anyway, I should be worrying about Halloween creeping around the corner (AKA Abby's birthday) and what my plans will be (AKA what I am going to buy Abby as a present). Also, I need to figure out what I'm going to do with this child and her terrible taste in music. Being a nation is a lot harder than I thought.

Okay, that's it for now. I do not own Hetalia blahblahblah.

England gives you cyber scones!

Colin buys more cyber shoes!

Abby will give you cyber details of the Vegas trip in the form of a chapter! (This is coming out soon!)

Hailey has finally read this story, but insists on medical attention for the two awesome authors (Abby just needs more Alex Time).

I will be writing the Halloween chapter!