Delphigirl689: Hello, avid readers! I have another chapter for you!
Danny: Well, this has to be the fastest update you've ever had!
Bloo: Yeah! Usually it takes you nine months to update on these.
Delphigirl689: (goes up to Bloo and makes a fist in his face) Keep this up and I'll turn you from blue to black and blue!
Bloo: (nervously) Okay, okay! I'll stop pestering you!
Delphigirl689: (backing down) Now that's better.
Bloo: (under his breath) Slacker girl.
Delphigirl689: (hears Bloo) That tears it! (body slams Bloo)
Bloo: (panicking) Leave me alone, you crazy author!
Delphigirl689: (furiously) Not until you take that back, you figment of imagination!
Bloo: (still panicking) No way! It's the truth, I say! The absolute truth!
(Delphigirl689 chases Bloo around the room)
Danny: (wincing at the sight) Oooh! I am so glad that I'm not in that mess. Delphigirl doesn't own anything but the crystal, spirit, youth club, and over all story.
Ch. 2: News About the Next Treasure
On the deck of the S., the crew stood around a walking sea sponge who went by the name of Captain SpongeBob Blackpants, the most notorious pirate in all the seven seas.
He and Jimmy, the fudge-headed boy, held a map (Blackpants) and a compass (Jimmy) which, when brought together, revealed the location and identity of various treasures.
"Oh boy! I can't wait to find out what the next treasure is!" Timmy said excitedly.
"Me too!" said a short boy with a big nose and a brain the size of a marble named Billy, "I hope it's a chest full of gumdrops!"
The first mate, a shaman named Tak, went up to the two goofballs and said, "Stop talking and you'll find out."
The boys were quiet from then on. Capt. Blackpants and Jimmy held their objects in the air.
"Alright, Mappy, let's see what new treasure lies ahead." said the pirate sponge to his enchanted object.
The map opened up and the compass projected an image of a blue crystal in the shape of a crescent moon.
The entire crew was in awe of the sight that was before their eyes.
"Aww." the entire crew said. (I meant awe: A-W-E.) "Oooh!" and "Shiny!" was heard this time. (That's better.)
"Pretty stone." said a tall and smelly crewman by the name of Ed.
"Do you have any idea how much jawbreakers that rock could be worth?" a short, three haired boy eagerly asked to a clean boy who was of medium height, "Well, do ya, Double D?"
"Well, Eddy," answered Double D, who took an abacus out of his back pocket, "According to my estimate, if jawbreakers cost twenty five cents each, therefore making it four jawbreakers per dollar-"
"Just cut to the chase, Einstein!" interrupted Eddy.
Double D then shortened his explanation, "Quite frankly, if that jewel is worth at least one hundred thousand dollars, then we'd be able to buy four hundred thousand jawbreakers."
Eddy's eyes became two huge jawbreakers to show how excited he was.
That dream, however, was about to be dashed by a sour blond girl with no nose named Mandy.
"Hold it, Candy Man. Who said anything about trading in the treasure for money?" she asked.
Eddy replied, "I did."
"Last time I checked, you weren't de captain." said a tall skeleton in a black cloak; aka the Grim Reaper, or Grim for short, "And besides, dat map isn't saying what kind of power it possesses."
Captain Blackpants overheard him and took a quick peek at the map to check if it was true.
"Hmm." he said as he looked at his map with his glasses on, "You're right, Grim. In fact, it doesn't say anything on here except what it's called."
"Well, what's it called?" asked Timmy, "Maybe Cosmo and Wanda know something about it."
"Not a bad idea, Timmy." the fudge-headed boy said.
Cosmo and Wanda, as well as their baby, Poof, appeared by Timmy's side and the captain read the name of the treasure to them, "Alright then, it says here that its name is the 'Blue Moon Crystal'."
Wanda spoke up immediately, "Oh, we know what that is!"
"We do?" asked Cosmo stupidly.
Wanda ignored her husband's remark and continued, "It's right here in this book of ancient magical relics and artifacts we got at the Fairy World Bookstore."
"There's a bookstore in Fairy World?" Cosmo stupidly asked, again.
"It says here that the Blue Moon Crystal was given to a prince of a kingdom that was in battle with an evil emperor.
The prince had apparently found a wounded osprey and nursed it back to health shortly before the battle began.
The osprey was actually the Blue Moon Spirit, who was injured by the emperor's men while exploring the earth.
When the Spirit saw the kind prince's kingdom under attack and that he was willing to risk his own life to protect his people, she showed herself to everyone and sent the evildoers back to their warships like cockroaches from a flashlight."
"That story sounds exactly like the one from history class when I was in fourth grade; back in my hometown." Danny said softly to himself.
"So, what does it do?" asked Jimmy.
"I'm sorry, guys. But there isn't anything in here about its powers; just its history and origin." Wanda answered.
Tak wasn't very happy to hear that, "Great. Now we have to find out what this 'Blue Moon Crystal' does on our own, don't we?"
Wanda answered him, "I'm afraid so, Tak."
The shaman began sulking, upset at the fact that he and the rest of the crew were headed for something that was potentially dangerous and/or deadly.
The captain, on the other hand, was still in an enthusiastic mood, "Ah, well, 'Que sera, sera'. We're pirates, and pirates are extremely clever people. Why, just look at this crew…"
Captain Blackpants pauses as the camera does a close-up of every stupid crewmember; namely Ed, Eddy, Billy and Cosmo.
"They're the most cleverest pirates in all the seven seas!"
A red parrot named Iago and the captain's pet snail, Gary, begged to differ and decided to use sarcasm to show it, "Yeah, sure, the 'most cleverest', NOT!" said Iago.
"Meow." Gary replied.
SpongeBob gasped at what his pet had just said, "Gary! You know very well that you're not supposed to use that kind of language; especially around the younger crew members."
"Meow meow meow," was Gary's response.
"Well, it doesn't matter what you say, because I believe that even though we don't know what the treasure does, we'll all be able to figure it out together!"
Nearly all of the crew, with the few pessimists and Danny being the ones not caring, began to cheer loudly at their captain's speech.
Once the cheers went down, Captain Blackpants turned to the boy genius crewman, the compass holder, and asked, "So, Jimmy where does that compass of yours tell us to go?"
The fudge-head opened up his compass and the mystical device projected a hologram of a map in the air.
"From what I can see, those coordinates link up to a kingdom known as Amity Park." said Jimmy.
Danny's eyes lit up with disbelief, "Amity Park?" he asked quietly.
No one answered him though because the captain eagerly shouted, "Alright men-and girls-let's get underway! Set a course for Amity Park!"
The crew went to their posts as fast as they could while Danny slowly went to his.
I can't believe it, he thought, I'm actually on my way home. I wonder how everything is going over there and if they remember me or not?
"Hello? Earth to Danny?" said a short yellow boy with spiky hair, who went by the name of Bart, while snapping his fingers in Danny's face.
"Huh?" asked Danny.
"Is there something bothering you?" Bart asked.
A short yellow girl, also with spiky hair named Lisa, Bart's sister, wanted to know what was wrong, too. "Yeah, you seem to be a bit out of it."
"It's nothing, really guys, I'm fine." Danny quickly responded, "Now, let's get back to work."
And with that said, he left the two yellow children.
"Something's up with Danny, Lisa." Bart said.
"I agree," said Lisa, "He's hiding something. I just wish that Danny would tell us."
Three five year old super powered girls butted into the conversation. "Tell you guys what?" asked Bubbles, the blonde haired, blue-eyed girl.
"Bart and I think Danny's hiding something," Lisa explained, "And he doesn't want to tell us what it is."
"Why would he do that? We're not just crewmembers, we're his friends." said Blossom, the red haired, pink-eyed girl.
"Maybe he's a wanted criminal in Amity Park!" suggested Bart.
Buttercup, the brunette, green-eyed girl thought otherwise.
"Don't be stupid, Bart!" she said, "Danny only uses his powers for good."
Then a young Hawaiian girl and her blue alien companion came up to the group.
"Hey, guys," she said, "Stitch and I couldn't help but overhear your conversation and I wanted to tell you guys that Stitch told me he heard Danny mutter something under his breath after Wanda told us the name of the new treasure we're going after."
"Well, what was it, Lilo?" Bart asked.
"Stitch said he didn't hear it clearly." Lilo answered.
Stitch then said, "Iik, meega no hear, was too soft."
"Perhaps we should just drop the subject," Lisa suggested, "If Danny wants to tell, he'll tell."
The rest of the group nodded in agreement and went back to their jobs.
Meanwhile, Capt. Blackpants was at the helm talking with Jimmy and Sandy, his land squirrel girlfriend, about the treasure, "I really wish that book of Cosmo and Wanda's told us what the Blue Moon Crystal does."
"Me, too; after our past experiences, I think that it'll be too much trouble figuring out its powers on our own." Jimmy replied, "I also hope that ZIM doesn't find out about the Blue Moon Crystal."
"I hear that, fellers," said Sandy, "That'll sure make this voyage a whole lot easier." (Wishful thinking)
Unfortunately for the crew of the S., a tiny periscope was watching the whole thing.
Inside a small submarine, a zooplankton, Sheldon (*snicker*snicker*) J. Plankton, chuckled evilly to himself.
"So, they hope that ZIM and his crew won't learn about the next treasure, eh?" he said to his computer wife, Karen, "Well, too bad!"
Karen tried to put up with her husband's annoying rambling by saying something to him, "Plankton, it's probably not a good idea to tell your captain about the treasure without knowing what it does first."
"Relax, Karen, ZIM doesn't care about a treasure's powers. It's getting the treasure before Blackpants that matters to him." Plankton replied. (You'd better hope so, Plankton)
The microscopic pirate arrived at his destination; the Black Pearl. (Let's see how ol' Captain ZIM takes the news)
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE NEXT TREASURE DOES?" a voice from the ship roared. (Not well, I take it)
Plankton tried to calm him down, "But, Captain, as long as we know what and where the treasure is, we don't need to know what it does just yet, right?"
ZIM pondered this for a moment. "I suppose you're right." he said, "So, where is this 'Blue Moon Crystal' at?"
"That fudge-head kid said that it's in the Kingdom of Amity Park." answered Plankton, glad that ZIM didn't squish him like a bug.
"Very well, then." ZIM turned to his crew and called out, "Men, we have our heading; set a course for Amity Park!"
Delphigirl689: PHEW! This chapter took a lot out of me!
Bloo: (now in a body cast) It sure did for my insurance company.
Danny: You really shouldn't have antagonized her.
Bloo: Just make sure you update faster.
Delphigirl689: Again, I make no promises. I knew I should've duct-taped his mouth shut.
Danny: I've got some right here. (shows roll of tape)
Delphigirl689: Well, may I please use some of it now?
Danny: (smirks) I'd be insulted if you didn't.
Bloo: (runs away screaming in terror)
Delphigirl689: YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Danny: Read and Review, guys. I've gotta go see this!