Some Sega building where they make the Sonic games somewhere...
"Omochao, come in." The business manager of Sega invited Omochao into his office.
"Did you want me to work in Sonic Adventure 3? I have lots of great information prepared so we can start work right away! Do you wanna hear an example? If you hold the analogue stick in the direction that you're facing, you'll move forward! Hold it anywhere else and you'll move in another direction! If you don't hold it at all, you'll stand still!"
"Long story short, we've all decided that this is for the best; Omochao, you're fired."
"But why fire me? I've been helping players of Sonic for over 10 years since Sonic Adventure 2!"
"That's the problem here. You see, you have to be one of the most annoying, useless characters in video games in recent times, because out of all the advice you give, none of it is barely helpful and flat-out obvious to anyone who's touched a platformer before." The business manager began explaining. "The only thing you were ever good for was being picked up and thrown around, like at enemies or into bottomless pits. And in Sonic Generations, your most recent appearance, you can't even do that, so there's no redeeming values."
"But, if you fire me, what do I do for money, food and other important items?"
"That's up to you, but we just wanna get you out of here. Well, it's easy to say this, but... get."
"But I—"
"GET!"
Omochao sped out the door and out the building.
"We did it! We finally got rid of Omochao!" Sonic cheered with relief.
"Next they'll get rid of you, and I will take over the Sonic franchise and Sega will make Shadow the Hedgehog 2!" Shadow exclaimed dominantly.
"They're making Sonic Adventure 3, that's big enough. Don't get your hopes up, Shads."
"I hate you, faker."
To be continued in Sonic Adventure 3: Part 2...