Americans in the TARDIS:
Jenny and I entered the farm house, I discovered it about a hundred yards away from the TARDIS, the house I didn't want to go in, not because I feared what was in that house, but because I feared what might happen if we did. But above all else I feared that if we entered that
house, that we would not like what we find, I sensed that from the moment I saw that off white, dirty house, that something was going on here that was not good, not good at all, nothing good ever came from anything dealing with the Daleks, the Daleks were, and sadly, still are extremely vicious, and evil beings- "EXTERMINATE!" I heard coming from the next room, it was a robotic, evil voice, the voice, of a Dalek.
"EXTERMINATE!" It says again. "Jenny?" I call in a hushed whisper "Can you hear me?" "Yes." She responds "I'm going to go check out what's going on in the next room, I hear Dalek voices." I whisper "Okay." She replies.
As I peer in the door way, I see A Dalek cornering a family. They seemterrified, but I can sense that they are not in peril, something is telling me that they know exactly what's going, on, something in the back of
my mind, something is hidden, something isn't right about this situation. Oh, right, they aren't dead.
"Alright, What on Earth is going on in here?" I say aloud "Who are you?" The man, apparently the father calls out "I, am The Doctor, and
you are?" I ask "The Doctor? Doctor What?" He asks "Oh, just The Doctor will do, now, the more important question is, what is that Dalek casing doing without a Dalek in it, and how is it 'exterminating' you, without it being alive?"
"Is that what this thing is called?" " I've just been callin' it a Robot" He replies "Actually, it's a Cyborg, when it's alive, that is" "But you still haven't answered my question, why is it dead, how did you kill it?" I press on. "Kill it? Are you kiddin'? That squid thing was dead when we found it, and it the robot part was sayin' "EXTERMINATE!" over and over again, so, I figured, that if there was others of them things, and if we pretended to be in danger, that they would jus-" I interrupt "You don't want anything to do with Daleks!" "They will kill you if they find you, you need to get rid of that shell immediately, you need to find SOME way of destroying it!" I snap.
I know that they are only human, I know my they didn't know about all this, I know they were not able to know about the Daleks, or myself, I- "Doctor, what's going on in here?" Jenny enters the room and I explain
to her what's going on. "Okay, well, I have no clue what a 'Dalek' is, so, if you could please tell us a bit more?" she asks. "The Daleks are a race of cyborg aliens created by a very evil man, they kill, or 'exterminate' their victims by shooting them with that little gun attached to the front of them" I explain "What's it got a plunger on its arm for?" The father
asks. "It's not a plunger, it's used to control things, such as a ship, or a remote control, so, in a way, it's the Daleks hands." I explain further.
"You said aliens? Aliens don't exist, you're a crazy person, one of them sci-fi freaks aren't you?" the mother announces. "No, I'm not, in fact, I am an alien, and if you want proof, I can give it to you." I remark "Prove it then." She asks "Alright, then come here, and place your hand on my
chest, feel my heart beat." I say.
"How is this supposed to prove anything?" she asks "Oh, just wait" I reply. She places her hand on my chest and feels for my heart beat. "Alright, I felt your heart beat, what was that supposed to prove?" She remarks.
"Place your hand on the OTHER side of my chest" I tell her "Oh lord, this is ridicul-" She screams and jumps back. "Dean!, that THING has got two hearts!" she exclaims "Hey, don't call this nice man a THING. He's been nothing but nice to us since he got here." He vouches "Thank you, Dean." "Now I really need to find out what that Dalek is doing here" I get out my sonic screwdriver and I scan the Daleks data core, I need to view he last recorded memories of the Dalek, I need to know, what they are here for, I complete the scan and analyze the results.
"EXTERMINATE!","EXTERMINATE!", "EXTERMINATE!""YOU AREINFERIOR,YOUMUST BEEXTERMINATED"theDalekischasing afigure,itseemstobehumanoid,"EXTERMINATE!"theDalekrepeats.The Figurecomesintothelight.AnOoditseyesarered,theOodattackstheDalek,afireisshotfromtheDaleks exterminator,
buttheOodsurvives,itagainattemptstoattack,successfulthistime,theOod tearsopentheDalekslidandsmashes theDalekssquishysquidinsides…
"An Ood! "What's an Ood doing on Earth? Oods do not have the mental capacity to develop a means of space flight, let alone time travel, the Oods are from the 51st century, If they are here, then something must be very, very wrong, something is seriously wrong here, I need to find this Ood, Jenny, stay here with the family, I'm going back to the TAR-"
Jenny interrupts "No!, she states, I'm going to the TARDIS with you!" She dictates "No, Jenny, someone has to stay here and guard this
family." I reply "Then take them with us Doctor!" she suggests.
"Fine, but just you be warned, if anything happens to these people, I'm holding you personally accountable." I say
I open the TARDIS doors, and let the family in, as they enter and exit, to check the exterior, as all people who visit the TARDIS the first time do, they come in one last time, and i snap my fingers and the doors shut and lock. "Mr. Doctor man, how's this boxiethingy biggerer on the inside
that the outside? And what's 'tars' mean?" the young daughter asks me. "Well sweetie, this box has insides in another dimension, and TARDIS means 'Time and Relative Dimension in Space'" She stared up at me with a puzzled expression on her face. "Right then." "Alright, this is
your captain speaking, please put you seats in the upright position , hold on to something, and don't let go!" I announce as I start the TARDIS's temporal engines and the time rotor begins to raise and lower and that graceful, wonderful, amazing grinding sound begins to fill the room as we enter the time vortex
"Hey, Doctor, what's it doing, is this a spaceship?" The older brother asks me. "'It' is a she, and she is taking us to where the Dalek last saw the Ood, and no it's not a space ship, it's a time machine AND a space ship." I answered "A TIME MACHINE! REALLY!" He yelled in excitement "Yes, really, she can travel anywhere and every when in history or space" I tell him. As I pilot the TARDIS I realize that the parents seem mesmerized by each and every knob I pull and lever I twist, but mostly, they are following the motion of the time rotor as it moves up and down, this happens to the weak of mine, when they see the TARDIS in action, it draws them in, and places them in a near- hypnosis state, the TARDIS was being very gentile now, she was
moving like the woman she was, with grace, and dignity.