Sadie and Anubis Recordings

by americanskeleton

"We're going to record our adventures." Sadie and Anubis were never a normal couple, to say the least. But when you get to hear they're stories told by them, you'll realize just how great and truely weird the pair can be. But who said weird was a bad thing? Follow Anubis and Sadie as they tell the adventures of a relationship between a god and a godling. Oneshots. Mostly

6. 20 Reasons Why

So this chapter is kind of a filler until I finish part two of 'Meeting her friends.' Sorry for the delay on that, I just haven't gotten around to it. This took much less time and I wanted to get something out tonight. Sorry for the delay on Part 2... But for now enjoy: 20 Reasons Why!

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I sighed and looked down at the paper. It wasn't going to write itself was it? See, uh, Osiris/Julius made me a deal. If I could create a good list of 20 reasons why I should be aloud to date Sadie, he wouldn't blast to to pieces with enough explosives to threaten a small country with.

I picked up my pen and began writing.

My 20 reasons why you should let me date Sadie:

20. She's pretty.

19. She's freaking hilarious

18. Come on! Do you want to go back to the 'only in a good mood once every eon or so phase'? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

17. I'm a god, I can give her anything she wants!

16. Face it, I have the best puppy dog face EVER!

15. I can use it on you. Don't tempt me.

14. Face, we're cute together.

13. My friend, Nico, is starting to call us 'Sanubis' Which has a lovely ring to it.

12. She loves my pet, Ammit. (Yes he's mine. Deal with it)

11. I can always quit this 'god of death and funerals job... Well maybe I can't, but it's the thought that counts!

10. I have good credibility! I'm not going to break her heart or anything.

9. Even if I have to start a petition to make her immortal. And if that doesn't work I can make her my immortal queen.

8. That time I attacked a random person with Ammit? Wasn't my fault, I swear! Horus made me do that! See, I have a spotless record.

7. Isis likes this plan.

6. Sadie is gorgeous.

5. And smart.

4. And funny.

3. And snarky (in a cute way.)

2. She's perfect.

1. I love her.

I glared down at the paper. I can't believe I had just written that. Actually, I could. Everything I'd written was completely true. Still, it wasn't me who needed convinced of my reasoning. It was her father who just happened to be hosting my adoptive father. It was a huge mess, but I could deal with it. Plus, Osiris always liked me so maybe he could whisper in Julius's ear and stop him from doing anything irrational.

Hopefully.

I gulped and headed into the Hall. And prayed to pretty much all of my god friends that this wouldn't get me blasted to prices. Sure I couldn't die, but it would hurt like heck and would take me forever to get back from the Duat.

Osiris sat on his throne, waiting for me. It was now or never.

I gave him the list.

Well, we all know he survives onto the other events mention by both Anubis and Sadie, so it's no spoiler to say Osiris/Julius accepted the list. How Anubis managed to confince him is said by some to be a mistory, but as he reveals in this recording most people believe it to be his list '20 Reasons Why.'

Lol did you like my textbook ending to it?:D Sorry about that.

Anyways sorry for not having 'Meeting her friends Part 2' up yet, it should be here soon!

In the meantime... Review?:3