Sadie and Anubis Recordings

by americanskeleton

"We're going to record our adventures." Sadie and Anubis were never a normal couple, to say the least. But when you get to hear they're stories told by them, you'll realize just how great and truely weird the pair can be. But who said weird was a bad thing? Follow Anubis and Sadie as they tell the adventures of a relationship between a god and a godling. Oneshots. Mostly

7. My Bloody List, Carter

Hello again! I'm sorry this isn't the part 2 you may have been looking for... But I don't think I'm going to finosh that one. I'm sorry! On the bright side the next update after this one will have a bit more drama... You could say that. But for now enjoy a listmod 20 reasons, by non other than Miss Sadie Kane!

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It wasn't fair! Carter got to get Zia while he did everything in his stupid pharaoh power to keep me away from Anubis! Dad approved so why couldn't Carter grow up and stop trying to control me? He knew it wasn't going to work.

I stormed into his room with another arguement on the tip of my tongue. But before I could even so much as open my mouth Carter started speaking.

"Okay. I will stop doing everything in my power of you can give me twenty good reasons why I should stop. Deal?"

Hadn't seen that coming. But it was worth a shot. "Fine. Give me some bloody paper."

And I began to write.

The 20 reasons for you, oh brother dear

20. Anubis is hot.

"That is not a good reason."

"Shh, let me continue."

19. He can be funny.. Sometimes.

18. Osiris has never seen him this happy in eons.

17. I'm happy around him.

16. He's a god. And that could totally work out.

15. I'll have him use his puppy dog face on you.

14. Or make him go all cute-jackal-puppy. You'll melt like am ice cube.

13. Liz and Emma think we're cute together! So do mom and dad! And come on, Sanubis has a nice ring to it!

"No, it doesn't."

"Carter, be quiet. Yes it does."

12. He has an awesome pet! (Ammit)

11. I'll stop being a magician! Well I won't, but still... It's the thought that counts!

10. Dad said, if it works out he can make me immortal or something.

9. He has credibility! I've had Cleo look up EVERYTHING about him- stalker mode.

8. Come on, I went to all that trouble for him!

7. Ammit and dad are okay with it.

6. His eyes make me want to melt into a puddle.

5. He's drop dead gorgeous!

4. I'm always happy around him.

3. Even when we argue, I'm still glad he's near.

2. Please?

1. Fine, I'll say it: BECAUSE I LOVE HIM. There.

"Well? Is this good enough for you?" I asked Carter.

He sighed and looked down at his shoes. "Yes, I'll stop being overprotective."

"YES!" I hugged him tight and ran to video chat the boyfriend I could finally have.

"Anubis! Hi," I yelled at my iPad.

His face appeared on the screen in front of me. "Hey Sadie, how's it going?"

"Good, great actually. I've gotten Carter off my back, this time for good."

"How?" And I explained.

Soooo what did you think? I hope you enjoyed this somewhat short update! Stay tuned for the next episode and leave a review!:D